Topic: Al-Qa'ida wanted to convert Ireland to Islam

[FernandoSusoLFC]

I wonder what St. Paddy's day would be like in Ireland if they were all for this.

[Lord Roger Hunt]

It's 'whurs O'sama bin lately?'

'He's dead ma'

'Well, still, that's no excuse, is it?!'.

[MBL?]

All Irish women would have to wear Burka's. Is that a bad thing?

To be fair they only want to cover our winged predators up. They want to kill all of yours.

[Mouth]

All Irish women would have to wear Burka's. Is that a bad thing?

All the lads would have to grow scruffy ginger beards as well.

[weebroalan]

Perfect match I'd say!

[buzzing]

Muslim is anti Drinking correct???

good luck with that Sheikh

[macca888]

All the lads would have to grow scruffy ginger beards as well.

Down with the west and that sort of thing, to be sure

[♠Dirty Harry♠]

Down with the west and that sort of thing, to be sure

What a fucking mump

[J_Kopite]

Down with the west and that sort of thing, to be sure

the state of him!

[Crosby Nick]

ROONEH ROONEH ROONEH!

So that's where he grew the hair for his transplant.

[TheTeflonJohn]

These Islamists need to lay off the crack before they start world domination plans.

What a fuck up that would be. No Guiness, sex, bacon, drugs, women, bacon. Oh and beards and long robes. Like yer average Irish man is going to be happy with that and then blow themselves up.

Somehow I just can`t see this plan coming off. New stratergy required me thinks

[geoffstrong]

How do you hold a guiness with a hook?

Haha brilliant the image of that has me in tears with laughter.

[caspertheghost]

All the lads would have to grow scruffy ginger beards as well.

Alonso?

[Ickle Girl]

How do you hold a guiness with a hook?

[Bangin Them In]

So that's swearing, drinking gone and days of non eating ?

Only been a few to Dublin a few times, but that's everything I saw and heard

[Mouth]

What a fuck up that would be. No Guiness, sex, bacon, drugs, women, bacon. Oh and beards and long robes. Like yer average Irish man is going to be happy with that and then blow themselves up.

When you put it like that, I can quite see why they blow themselves up, whats the point in living without all the good stuff and bacon.

[-Q-]

When you put it like that, I can quite see why they blow themselves up, whats the point in living without all the good stuff and bacon.

Are you excluding bacon from the "good stuff" category because it is not "good stuff" or because it is so good it deserves its own category?

[Mouth]

because it is so good it deserves its own category?

Exactly.

[Anywhichwayucan]

If they converted the IMF, we'd be converted by sunset.

[Macphisto80]

Surely someone is on a wind up with the story. Can't be legit.

[El Campeador]

It's not a urine extraction. The operation has already borne fruit, thanks god.

The sinner known as corkboy has given up drugs, drink, and profanity to concentrate on betterring himself and Irish society through volunteering as a public transportation consultant.

[corkboy]

It's not a urine extraction. The operation has already borne fruit, thanks god.

The sinner known as corkboy has given up drugs, drink, and profanity to concentrate on betterring himself and Irish society through volunteering as a public transportation consultant.

That's a cross thread reference offence. Present yourself to the appropriate ministry.

[Shannon]

imagine Ian Paisley with this.....
 

Imagine Ian Paisley with you calling him Irish!!

[scatman]

haha some cracking posts in here

guess they knew the irish are gullible. Would have been better off starting in Boston though

[Macphisto80]

haha some cracking posts in here

guess they knew the irish are gullible. Would have been better off starting in Boston though

I'd say we're the opposite.

They'd have to get past the fact that we'd all be too busy laughing our bollocks off first at the notion of us all converting. There'd be too many inside jokes.