I wish I gave a shit about the England team so I could go through it all again... the senile press conferences, the bizarre decisions, the face-rubbing, the undermining of his own players, the brown-tongueing of rival managers, the spills, the thrills, the hooting and the howling. All hail, Uncle Hodgson! England's saviour!!! Hahahahahahahaha! Funnier than a semi-final defeat on pennas!