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Re: Smells you hate.
« Reply #40 on: April 27, 2012, 07:09:51 PM »
Norbornene, had to move a fridge recently where some of this had leaked was horrific.

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Re: Smells you hate.
« Reply #41 on: April 27, 2012, 07:11:37 PM »
Norbornene, had to move a fridge recently where some of this had leaked was horrific.
Is that like an Aubergine but with a nose cold?


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Re: Smells you hate.
« Reply #42 on: April 27, 2012, 11:19:14 PM »
strawberrys, my gran's perfume when i was a kid, the inside of new cars, lamb, lemon curd, leftover baked beans, petrol, liver, burnt toast and cigarette smoke. and lager, wine, anything alcoholic. and dentists and hospitals.
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Re: Smells you hate.
« Reply #43 on: April 27, 2012, 11:32:33 PM »
I really hate the smell of the pool of water that's hiding behind the fridge. The one that's just sat there waiting.

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Re: Smells you hate.
« Reply #44 on: April 27, 2012, 11:40:54 PM »
You should have refused the work. A few years ago I used to work as a building contracts manager / surveyor. Some of the sights I seen were fucking repulsive. Some people really live like animals with no self decency or morals, fortunately if we felt uneasy entering a property we could refuse.

Have done before. That occasion it had been refused several times boss had told us we'd get a few quid more, someone had to do it. (How about tidy yourselves up for someone to come back?)

Got there and it wasnt worth it.
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Re: Smells you hate.
« Reply #45 on: April 27, 2012, 11:42:51 PM »
Bloke in work has really bad BO can't sit at the same table as him when eating my lunch.

Just no excuse for it. But most of the time they really dont know until someone tells them
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Re: Smells you hate.
« Reply #46 on: April 28, 2012, 01:13:42 AM »
Uncle Ben's Sweet & Sour sauce, smashed a jar of it on the floor before and gagged. Horrible.
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Re: Smells you hate.
« Reply #47 on: April 28, 2012, 01:21:15 AM »
Rotten eggs. Can't stand the odour.
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Re: Smells you hate.
« Reply #48 on: April 28, 2012, 06:43:53 AM »
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Re: Smells you hate.
« Reply #49 on: April 28, 2012, 06:52:39 AM »
Fucking fish . . . . .been in loads of fish meal plants all week for meetings and fuck me the amount of times I nearly spewed, VILE.

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Re: Smells you hate.
« Reply #50 on: April 28, 2012, 07:27:42 AM »
see you Monday
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Re: Smells you hate.
« Reply #51 on: April 28, 2012, 07:42:16 AM »
My own farts.

I love smelling my own farts. No keen on anyone elses though.

The two that I particulary hate are :

1) Gone off milk.
2) Baby sick.
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Re: Smells you hate.
« Reply #52 on: April 28, 2012, 07:48:03 AM »
Liverpool was made for me and I was made for Liverpool.

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Re: Smells you hate.
« Reply #53 on: April 28, 2012, 07:50:22 AM »
Garlic
Cat shit
Bad breath
Other peoples sweat
Bawnmore (its an area near where I live and going past on the train every day is horrible. To be fair, it probably isn't even Bawnmore that smells. It's most likely the landfill site. But its debatable)

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Re: Smells you hate.
« Reply #54 on: April 28, 2012, 08:33:06 AM »
People who walk back into the pub after a fag. Smelly twats.

Cat piss cos it means ive not kicked them.

Dirty nappies.

Deep fat fryer aroma.

Fat ppl ( unless its a fit fat chick )

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Re: Smells you hate.
« Reply #55 on: April 28, 2012, 08:55:07 AM »
Dan I dav a dirst dass dicket do dottingham dease?

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Smells you hate.
« Reply #56 on: April 28, 2012, 09:52:27 AM »
Really smelly fish
Smell of soya off the docks (think its soya)
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Re: Smells you hate.
« Reply #57 on: April 28, 2012, 10:03:42 AM »
Horrible when you're speaking to someone and cant get your face out of the way their bad breath.  I've tried all sorts of avoidance manoeuvres without success.

Not so much the smell, but the effect of burnt chillies is nasty!
I always find the "fucking hell what you been eating" approach the best.
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Re: Smells you hate.
« Reply #58 on: April 28, 2012, 10:04:38 AM »
Just no excuse for it. But most of the time they really dont know until someone tells them
he's been told on many an occasion.
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Re: Smells you hate.
« Reply #59 on: April 28, 2012, 10:06:10 AM »
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Re: Smells you hate.
« Reply #60 on: April 28, 2012, 10:06:44 AM »
There are people who don't wash though.....

I have an indirect relative and she only washes about every 2 months.....


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Re: Smells you hate.
« Reply #61 on: April 28, 2012, 10:07:17 AM »
next one with a "gutter" post will receive a RAWK free weekend.

grow the fuck up.
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Re: Smells you hate.
« Reply #63 on: April 28, 2012, 11:02:03 AM »
The local sewage works. It's fucking bad enough that we can't go outside cos its permanently pissing down, then the one day you can go out you get hit by the smell of Manc shit.

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Re: Smells you hate.
« Reply #64 on: April 28, 2012, 11:31:20 AM »
Geraniums. Fucking hate them.

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Re: Smells you hate.
« Reply #65 on: April 28, 2012, 11:34:49 AM »
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Re: Smells you hate.
« Reply #66 on: April 28, 2012, 01:02:41 PM »
Coffee.

Cigarette smoke. Yesterday I was on my way to the tram after uni, it was very windy and this woman who's walking right in front of me lights a cigarette and of course I get all the smoke in my face :puke2   

Also, the smell that comes from pressure ulcers when you need to clean and redress them  :puke2

strawberrys

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Re: Smells you hate.
« Reply #67 on: April 28, 2012, 02:12:36 PM »
Pernod or anything with aniseed.
BO.
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Re: Smells you hate.
« Reply #68 on: April 28, 2012, 02:44:25 PM »
he's been told on many an occasion.

I used to work with a bloke like that Pheeny. In the end I left a bar of Imperial Leather and a tube of Colgate on his desk.

Anyway, my particular one is Cucumber. I cannot fucking stand the taste or smell of it.
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