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Offline Immoral King Brian Blessed

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The Special One Caption Competition
« on: April 26, 2012, 09:17:57 PM »
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Offline Ski

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Re: The Special One Caption Competition
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2012, 09:18:58 PM »
"soon as we lose you won't see me for dust"
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Re: The Special One Caption Competition
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2012, 09:25:30 PM »
So then Bond slips the capsule in Kananga's mouth and pffffft
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Re: The Special One Caption Competition
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2012, 09:33:56 PM »
How highly do you rate John Terry as a c*nt
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Re: The Special One Caption Competition
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2012, 09:35:04 PM »
*Tries to think of something witty. Can only think of him shoving his hand up someone's ass.*
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Re: The Special One Caption Competition
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2012, 09:41:19 PM »
"I told you that Chelsea wouldn't beat Real Madrid in the final.."
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Re: The Special One Caption Competition
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2012, 09:42:43 PM »
Is it a bird, is it a plane? No it's all trapped wind!
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Re: The Special One Caption Competition
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2012, 09:42:50 PM »
And his penalty went like this
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Re: The Special One Caption Competition
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2012, 09:51:43 PM »
Quote from: CHOPPER on April 26, 2012, 09:42:50 PM
And his penalty went like this

Ha, was thinking exactly the same thing.
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Re: The Special One Caption Competition
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2012, 12:59:19 AM »
sieg heil?
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Re: The Special One Caption Competition
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2012, 01:01:08 AM »
"is that Luis Garcia again!!!???"
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Re: The Special One Caption Competition
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2012, 01:27:43 AM »
Spoken in Mourinho's monotone broken English...

"...and then Ramos let go of the balloon and Whooooooooshh!! We had the crack, that night"
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Re: The Special One Caption Competition
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2012, 01:28:18 AM »
"...and this little piggy went..."
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Re: The Special One Caption Competition
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2012, 01:37:12 AM »
My elephant impressions are ace!
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Re: The Special One Caption Competition
« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2012, 01:40:35 AM »
Bang, zoom, straight to the Moon
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Re: The Special One Caption Competition
« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2012, 02:34:19 AM »
"Just when I thought she'd been a good girl and taken it.... blarghhhh, right back all over my designer coat"
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Re: The Special One Caption Competition
« Reply #16 on: April 27, 2012, 04:12:00 AM »
Quote from: lankyguy007 on April 26, 2012, 09:35:04 PM
*Tries to think of something witty. Can only think of him shoving his hand up someone's ass.*

Same here... weird that.
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Re: The Special One Caption Competition
« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2012, 06:25:54 AM »
And I told them that Sergio has been hanging around lard-arse Charlie Adam a bit too much for my liking. Now, see what I meant!!!
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