hows your knob?
making a c*nting mess of a list, like c*nts on a bike trying to win the Tour de France...
there's been a few nights ive had to relieve myself with her beside me in the bed, in fairness to her, she made some sex noises which helped me along the way
Everything has an end, only the sausage has two
He posts in the day, he posts in the niiiiiiggghht,That Zend...en the clowns, his timings just right.
The man in my avatar, watch out for him.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.