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http://rhubarbgrumble.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/tv-funnyman-alan-davies-is-set-to.html

'TV funnyman' Alan Davies is set to provoke a storm of protest for a foul-mouthed rant criticising Liverpool Football Club's refusal to play on the anniversary of the Hillsborough Disaster.


He ranted: "Liverpool and the 15th -- that gets on my tits that shit. What are you talking about, 'We won't play on the day'. Why can't they?"

Laughing nervously, one of his co-presenters, Ian Stone, tried to point out why Liverpool FC don't take a business-as-usual approach to the most painful day in the club's history, saying: "Because it's too sad a memory."

But that simple and obvious explanation failed to deter Davies, who was on a roll.

He said: "Do they play on the date of the Heysel Stadium disaster? How many dates do they not play on? Do Man United play on the date of Munich? Do Rangers play on the date when all their fans died in that disaster whatever year that was - 1971?"
« Last Edit: April 9, 2012, 04:00:43 pm by JACKO_LFC »

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Bet he thought that was funny too.

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http://rhubarbgrumble.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/tv-funnyman-alan-davies-is-set-to.html

TV funnyman Alan Davies is set to provoke a storm of protest for a foul-mouthed rant criticising Liverpool Football Club's refusal to play on the anniversary of the Hillsborough Disaster.


He ranted: "Liverpool and the 15th -- that gets on my tits that shit. What are you talking about, 'We won't play on the day'. Why can't they?"

Laughing nervously, one of his co-presenters, Ian Stone, tried to point out why Liverpool FC don't take a business-as-usual approach to the most painful day in the club's history, saying: "Because it's too sad a memory."

But that simple and obvious explanation failed to deter Davies, who was on a roll.

He said: "Do they play on the date of the Heysel Stadium disaster? How many dates do they not play on? Do Man United play on the date of Munich? Do Rangers play on the date when all their fans died in that disaster whatever year that was - 1971?"

What a massive bellend

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He's just trying to provoke a reaction and get some publicity. Better to just ignore him.

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I always thought Alan Davies was a utter, utter c*nt.

This proves it

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Well that wasn't funny. Best to just ignore bellends like this.
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He's a complete kunt and hates Scousers with a passion. It's not the first time the prick's had a go at us, but this is a new low, even for a prejudiced shitehawk like him.
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Fucking mop topped, unfunny c*nt!! How insensitive and I'll-informed!
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How other clubs choose to treat the anniversaries of their respective tragedies has no relevance to how Liverpool as a club decide to treat Hillsborough.

Typical media commentator blanket opinion.

Davies can fuck off.

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Tried to get Scousers into room 101.

Not particularly funny. Good in Jonathan Creek, irritating as fuck on everything else. Obvious bellend.
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Fuck off back to your windmill, you tramp beating, pube headed rent boy.

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But he doesn't have an agenda.
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Fuck off back to your windmill, you tramp beating, pube headed rent boy.
That's right. Didn't he welly some poor homeless fella?
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Gobshite.

Fuck off Davies you windmill-living, panel-sitting prick.

Now that's both funny and accurate, might want to give Mr Davies some tips.
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I don't really need to add to the other comments, but he's a bit of bute isn't he Alan Davies.

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He's a gooner. What do you expect? I imagine he went on to sing 'Sign on' and shouted 'Hoof!'

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But he doesn't have an agenda.

Such an awful cock.

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Just read the whole article. My opinion of him has changed from 'unfunny prick' to 'vile cunting cum-gurgler'

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The aul cliched anti-scouse calm down agenda is getting a bit passe now bit like his curly perm. I have come across c*nts like this and humour them in a sensible equable way by asking how they have arrived at this bigoted stance. Usually something nasty has happened at the hands of some arlarse or most of the time it is a sort of jealousy.
I remember one prik giving it plenty in a bar once ....I palled him up and had a bit of banter then later on smacked the c*nt in the bogs good style.....didn't roll him as I was flush at the time....
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I've always thought that he was an unfunny twat, but this has confirmed my views of him tenfold. An utter dickhead.

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Such an awful cock.
fuckinell, he's not a flasher an all, is he.
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What a c*nt.

But Davies seemed to care more about the fact that Liverpool's stance meant Chelsea were having to play their FA Cup tie only three days before their Champions League last-four clash with Barcelona.

He ranted: "Liverpool and the 15th -- that gets on my tits that shit. What are you talking about, 'We won't play on the day'. Why can't they?"

Laughing nervously, one of his co-presenters, Ian Stone, tried to point out why Liverpool FC don't take a business-as-usual approach to the most painful day in the club's history, saying: "Because it's too sad a memory."

But that simple and obvious explanation failed to deter Davies, who was on a roll.

He said: "Do they play on the date of the Heysel Stadium disaster? How many dates do they not play on? Do Man United play on the date of Munich? Do Rangers play on the date when all their fans died in that disaster whatever year that was - 1971?"Davies - who trades off his cuddly TV image - continued in his attack by savaging the Liverpool legend and manager Kenny Dalglish, who has defended the decision not to play on April 15th.

Davies raved: "Every interview he's given this season he looks like he wants to head-butt the interviewer. This tight-mouthed, furious, frowning, leaning-forward, bitter Glaswegian ranting, 'Liverpool FC do not play on April 15th'."

After beginning a poor impersonation of Dalglish, Davies broke off to say his attempt to mimic the Scotsman's accent was "terrible because I hate him".

Despite his fury on behalf of Chelsea - the last English club remaining in a European competition - Davies went on to admit he would think it was "awful" if they went on to win the Champions League.

Davies then aimed his sights at Tottenham Hotspur -- bitter city rivals of his beloved Arsenal. He claimed Spurs had refused to move a fixture back in 1980, two days before the Gunners were due to play a semi-final against the Italian club Juventus in the Cup Winners' Cup.

In another display of breathtaking insensitivity, Davies fired a scathing salvo at White Hart Lane bosses using a term the Nazis labelled Jews with in their vile propaganda. Tottenham chairman, Daniel Levy, is Jewish and the club has a strong Jewish following among its supporters.

He said: "What vermin run that club. They always have. Absolute vermin. Scum of the Earth."

Davies then began singing: "You burn your own town," a crass reference to the summer riots that devastated parts of Tottenham in north London.

During the podcast, Davies also made fun of the Arsenal striker and Moroccan international Marouane Chamakh who was recently pictured smoking a shisha pipe. He joked Chamakh was "stoned out of his box" and was Arsenal's "club dealer" peddling hashish to the rest of the squad from a "Range Rover with blacked out windows".

He also made potentially libellous remarks about Oliver Holt - The Daily Mirror's Chief Sportswriter. Insisting on referring to him as "Oliver Horseshit", he called the award-winning journalist a "dickhead", suggesting he had an issue with drink. "You can smell the alcohol in his tweets!" he laughed.

One listener to the podcast said: "I couldn't believe my ears. Alan Davies comes across as such a nice bloke on the telly but he sounded like a lout in this broadcast.

"He should apologise immediately to the relatives of the Hillsborough Disaster -- his comments were appalling. I can't believe they let him broadcast this rubbish."
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