Author Topic: Happy Birthday John C  (Read 414 times)

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Happy Birthday John C
« on: April 1, 2012, 12:58:03 AM »
All the best mate,hope you have a good one  :wave



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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #1 on: April 1, 2012, 01:06:18 AM »
Curry and pint? Have a good one!

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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #2 on: April 1, 2012, 01:10:19 AM »
Happy, Happy... :wave
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #3 on: April 1, 2012, 01:29:50 AM »
Happy date of birth you old codger.....   :wave
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #4 on: April 1, 2012, 01:31:36 AM »
Happy Birthday fatty ;)
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #5 on: April 1, 2012, 01:49:56 AM »
happy birthday

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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #6 on: April 1, 2012, 01:59:57 AM »
Happy birthday mate.
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #7 on: April 1, 2012, 02:44:20 AM »
Happy Birthday John :wave
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #8 on: April 1, 2012, 03:02:35 AM »
Happy birthday John !
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #9 on: April 1, 2012, 03:47:45 AM »
Happy birthday mate, have a good day.
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #10 on: April 1, 2012, 08:09:35 AM »
Happy birthday mate
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #11 on: April 1, 2012, 08:47:52 AM »
Happy birthday mate :D
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #12 on: April 1, 2012, 09:06:23 AM »
Happy Birthday mate
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #13 on: April 1, 2012, 09:25:11 AM »
Happy birthday mate
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #14 on: April 1, 2012, 10:06:46 AM »
:lmao

All the best, pops.
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #15 on: April 1, 2012, 10:10:15 AM »
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #16 on: April 1, 2012, 10:39:42 AM »
Have a good 'un

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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #17 on: April 1, 2012, 10:42:03 AM »
Have a good one mate.
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #18 on: April 1, 2012, 11:08:16 AM »

All the best mate,hope you have a good one
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #19 on: April 1, 2012, 12:10:24 PM »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #20 on: April 1, 2012, 12:18:25 PM »
Aw, Happy Birthday John  :wave
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #21 on: April 1, 2012, 01:07:58 PM »
Happy birthday!

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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #22 on: April 1, 2012, 04:52:51 PM »
happy birthday
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #23 on: April 1, 2012, 04:53:15 PM »
Happy birthday mate.

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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #24 on: April 1, 2012, 06:10:14 PM »
All the best John. :D

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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #25 on: April 1, 2012, 06:13:34 PM »
Wish it had been a better result for your birthday, but all the best John  :wave
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #26 on: April 1, 2012, 06:52:37 PM »
Wish it had been a better result for your birthday, but all the best John  :wave
Yeah mate, not an enjoyable 90 mins for any of us eh. Thanks for your best wishes macca & again everyone :)

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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #27 on: April 1, 2012, 08:59:44 PM »
Hope part of the birthday day was enjoyable :wave