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Offline Immoral King Brian Blessed

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RAWKipedia
« on: March 30, 2012, 08:36:28 PM »
If there was a RAWKipedia, what entry would you write?

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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2012, 08:44:53 PM »
ACHP - we've all banged his ex

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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2012, 08:49:46 PM »
An amazing site run by amazing Mods with some great posters. 


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Are we on Wikipedia btw?
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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2012, 09:36:29 PM »
An amazing site run by amazing Mods with some great posters. 


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Are we on Wikipedia btw?

Indeed.

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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2012, 09:44:18 PM »
ACHP - we've all banged his ex

would you list that in names? or years? could take a long time to add that entry to the site.


good post actually Brian, i'll have a think.
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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2012, 09:44:22 PM »
Bonjella and its uses
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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2012, 09:45:04 PM »
You beat me to that!

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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2012, 09:46:07 PM »
The impact of catflaps in marital relations.
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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2012, 09:47:07 PM »
The curious cases of Baldrick and boswell.

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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2012, 09:47:45 PM »
The impact of flaps in marital relations.

i await this entry.
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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2012, 09:59:42 PM »
i await this entry.

With an external link to the pdf

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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2012, 10:11:45 PM »
John Terry, Wayne Bridge, Hong Kong and the infamous taxi
He's got a tattoo on his wrist that says "I hate blackie blackie blackie blacks, and I fucking love handballing it into the opponent's goal and away from my own goal, and biting people, and kicking young kids in the bollocks when they ask for autographs. And diving. I fucking love that."

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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2012, 10:21:22 PM »
With an external link to the pdf

PDF's are Billy the Kidd's department.
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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2012, 10:59:43 PM »
The curious cases of Baldrick and boswell.
Who the fuck is Baldrick?
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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2012, 11:07:02 PM »
Uruguayan people speak Hindu according to RAWKites.
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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2012, 11:08:54 PM »
i await this entry.
thanks mate. It was that one I wrote earlier in reference to Gregg's. Most people wouldn't understand it. Imagine a resource where you can find out the in jokes, like all the references to Carl and white Astras. Could be a goldmine for newbies.

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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2012, 11:24:20 PM »
thanks mate. It was that one I wrote earlier in reference to Gregg's. Most people wouldn't understand it. Imagine a resource where you can find out the in jokes, like all the references to Carl and white Astras. Could be a goldmine for newbies.

ha ha, i still dont get, the infamous taxi one?
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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2012, 11:26:19 PM »
Was there a taxi involved? I just remember someone fingered a bird in the doorway at Greggs. This is why we need a wiki!

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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2012, 11:27:15 PM »
Was there a taxi involved? I just remember someone fingered a bird in the doorway at Greggs. This is why we need a wiki!

lets do it.
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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2012, 11:28:32 PM »
IT WAS A FUCKING CAVALIER
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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2012, 11:33:30 PM »
IT WAS A FUCKING CAVALIER
the devil is in the details.

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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2012, 11:37:18 PM »
Okay, the Gregg's one is from 2007, still searching.

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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2012, 11:40:28 PM »
Okay, the Gregg's one is from 2007, still searching.

keywords, fingered, greggs.
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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2012, 11:42:17 PM »
The RAWK - oldcold fights. Followed by a link to the full discography of remixes.

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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2012, 11:45:08 PM »
Jackpot.

Doorway to Gregg's Bakers

In late 2007, RAWK user Kop end lad recounted a tale, in the misnamed "ever shag a work collegue? " thread, of how he masturbated a female coworker in the doorway of Gregg's Bakery, after a night of drunken debauchery. The line, "The drinks flowed until the morning and i ended up fingering her in the doorway of greggs bakers." became an instant RAWK hit, and is still being referenced to this day.


Shagged a girl in the HR department about 2 years ago after a work do.

Didn't see her much (the odd time in the corridor where i would say hello but she would look at the floor and blank me) as she's office based and im a train guard.........until i had a disclipinary hearing and she was the minute taker!!

Then last week at a managers leaving party the pub shut at 2am and we were the only 2 to go accross the road to the 24 hour bar, we got talking, how she had recently been dumped by a bloke she was with for 2 years and was expecting a ring any day and how badly i treated her last time.......etc etc....

The drinks flowed until the morning and i ended up fingering her in the doorway of greggs bakers.

I've offered to take her out but think she's being cautious because last time i just ignored her calls/texts.

She moved to a new job 3 weeks ago so i guess i won't see her!
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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #25 on: March 30, 2012, 11:45:45 PM »
keywords, fingered, greggs.
too many references! I eventually found it from a post quoting it.

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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #26 on: March 30, 2012, 11:47:02 PM »
ha ha, i didnt realise its the same lad in my sig. He a legend.
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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #27 on: March 30, 2012, 11:48:00 PM »
ha ha, i didnt realise its the same lad in my sig. He a legend.
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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #28 on: March 30, 2012, 11:48:24 PM »
ha ha, i didnt realise its the same lad in my sig. He a legend.
haha, or me. I need to add a see also section.

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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #29 on: March 30, 2012, 11:52:24 PM »
Uruguayan people speak Hindu according to RAWKites.

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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #30 on: March 30, 2012, 11:55:08 PM »
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=252142.msg6501458#msg6501458

Quote from: Mr Sitter on January 13, 2010, 03:46:58 PM
can't wait for this one me mates picking me up in a van


Had me going for ages when I first read that one  ;D

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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #31 on: March 30, 2012, 11:57:39 PM »
in a van ha ha
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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #32 on: March 30, 2012, 11:58:53 PM »
Such a random post in a pre match thread  :D

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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2012, 12:01:39 AM »
Such a random post in a pre match thread  :D

never seen that before, its amazing.
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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2012, 02:30:08 AM »
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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #35 on: March 31, 2012, 05:07:01 AM »
Disambiguation page on team formations.
RAWK sactioned phishing - petition threads.

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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #36 on: March 31, 2012, 05:56:35 AM »
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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #37 on: March 31, 2012, 08:08:06 AM »
Darren from Thetford

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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #38 on: March 31, 2012, 08:14:09 AM »
Macedonian Red and tales of reincarnation.

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Re: RAWKipedia
« Reply #39 on: March 31, 2012, 08:18:13 AM »
RAWK Factor.