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Re: Newcastle v. Liverpool - St James' Park - April Fool's Day 2012.
« Reply #1240 on: April 1, 2012, 01:25:20 PM »
I would guess that that "bullshit" story (quoting his ma) would know a bit ore on the situation than you.

Pretty sure it namechecked his mother rather than quoting her. Like he'd get gametime at Spurs anyway. He'll be here next season.

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Re: Newcastle v. Liverpool - St James' Park - April Fool's Day 2012.
« Reply #1241 on: April 1, 2012, 01:25:58 PM »
Sorry people. No signal on route. Like j said the other day. Expect to see a more direct game today. Trained different all week.

Will be interesting to see just how noticeable this is and how Carroll in particular performs.
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Re: Newcastle v. Liverpool - St James' Park - April Fool's Day 2012.
« Reply #1242 on: April 1, 2012, 01:26:02 PM »
4-3-3   :lickin
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Re: Newcastle v. Liverpool - St James' Park - April Fool's Day 2012.
« Reply #1243 on: April 1, 2012, 01:26:32 PM »
Sorry people. No signal on route. Like j said the other day. Expect to see a more direct game today. Trained different all week.

So that's why Carra keeps his place.

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Re: Newcastle v. Liverpool - St James' Park - April Fool's Day 2012.
« Reply #1244 on: April 1, 2012, 01:26:42 PM »
433 according to Sky. Hope so.

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Re: Newcastle v. Liverpool - St James' Park - April Fool's Day 2012.
« Reply #1245 on: April 1, 2012, 01:26:52 PM »
I've got a very good feeling about this game.
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Re: Newcastle v. Liverpool - St James' Park - April Fool's Day 2012.
« Reply #1246 on: April 1, 2012, 01:27:13 PM »
Come on lads!
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Re: Newcastle v. Liverpool - St James' Park - April Fool's Day 2012.
« Reply #1247 on: April 1, 2012, 01:27:38 PM »
Come on lads!
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Re: Newcastle v. Liverpool - St James' Park - April Fool's Day 2012.
« Reply #1248 on: April 1, 2012, 01:27:48 PM »
4-4-2 we'll lose with Shelvey on the right

4-3-3, or 4-2-3-1 we win!

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Re: Newcastle v. Liverpool - St James' Park - April Fool's Day 2012.
« Reply #1249 on: April 1, 2012, 01:27:55 PM »
stop slating carra
stop slating kenny
stop slating the team in general


for fuck sake get behind the team today(and every other fucking game),we have to win,we need to win,we will fucking win.



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Re: Newcastle v. Liverpool - St James' Park - April Fool's Day 2012.
« Reply #1250 on: April 1, 2012, 01:28:05 PM »
come on boys

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Re: Newcastle v. Liverpool - St James' Park - April Fool's Day 2012.
« Reply #1251 on: April 1, 2012, 01:28:16 PM »
Was very tempted with 4-3 Liverpool at 200/1.... Wish I took it now.
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Re: Newcastle v. Liverpool - St James' Park - April Fool's Day 2012.
« Reply #1252 on: April 1, 2012, 01:28:37 PM »
Come on you inconsistent bastards. Let's do it.

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Re: Newcastle v. Liverpool - St James' Park - April Fool's Day 2012.
« Reply #1253 on: April 1, 2012, 01:30:47 PM »
I'm in a foul mood..... make my day.


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Re: Newcastle 1-0. Liverpool: Half time....
« Reply #1254 on: April 1, 2012, 02:20:31 PM »
We're really not very good.

Could see Flanno getting sent off today now.
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Re: Newcastle 1-0. Liverpool: Half time....
« Reply #1255 on: April 1, 2012, 02:20:40 PM »
Imagine how good we'd be if we could score.

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Re: Newcastle 1-0. Liverpool: Half time....
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Re: Newcastle v. Liverpool - St James' Park - April Fool's Day 2012.
« Reply #1257 on: April 1, 2012, 02:20:47 PM »
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Re: Newcastle 1-0. Liverpool: Half time....
« Reply #1258 on: April 1, 2012, 02:20:49 PM »
No mention of the handball at all since it happened on sky. Nobs

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Re: Newcastle 1-0. Liverpool: Half time....
« Reply #1259 on: April 1, 2012, 02:20:51 PM »
At least were only 1 goal down ...... thats all i got.

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Re: Newcastle 1-0. Liverpool: Half time....
« Reply #1260 on: April 1, 2012, 02:21:07 PM »
Why did you have to go to ground, Andy? Greatest move I've ever seen from the lad, and he can't stay on his feet.. :(

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Re: Newcastle v. Liverpool - St James' Park - April Fool's Day 2012.
« Reply #1261 on: April 1, 2012, 02:21:11 PM »
Shelvey very good.DIfference between him and henderson clear.

Bellamy Carroll playing well.
Midfield battle won by them.Doesnt look good.
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Re: Newcastle 1-0. Liverpool: Half time....
« Reply #1262 on: April 1, 2012, 02:21:11 PM »
I'mma come out and say it. Jamie Carragher is our best player on the pitch at the moment.
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Re: Newcastle 1-0. Liverpool: Half time....
« Reply #1263 on: April 1, 2012, 02:21:17 PM »
Carroll should have stayed on his feet.

Is Gerrard gonna come off the Bench?

Confidence gone already.

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Re: Newcastle 1-0. Liverpool: Half time....
« Reply #1264 on: April 1, 2012, 02:21:19 PM »
Hate blaming the officials, but what a gang of twats.

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Re: Newcastle 1-0. Liverpool: Half time....
« Reply #1265 on: April 1, 2012, 02:21:21 PM »
So utterly predictable.
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Re: Newcastle 1-0. Liverpool: Half time....
« Reply #1266 on: April 1, 2012, 02:21:21 PM »
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Re: Newcastle 1-0. Liverpool: Half time....
« Reply #1267 on: April 1, 2012, 02:21:26 PM »
Sad sobering fact that Newcastle are a better side. I just don't know if some of these players are good enough to play for us and that fucking hurts beyond belief.

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Re: Newcastle 1-0. Liverpool: Half time....
« Reply #1268 on: April 1, 2012, 02:21:26 PM »
Why. The. Fuck. Did Carroll dive??? Sums up our season really. We're better than Newcastle, but can't score.
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Re: Newcastle 1-0. Liverpool: Half time....
« Reply #1269 on: April 1, 2012, 02:21:27 PM »
Carroll should have stayed on his feet, Skrtel should have let Cisse go into an offside position for his goal and we aint really good at all.
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Re: Newcastle 1-0. Liverpool: Half time....
« Reply #1270 on: April 1, 2012, 02:21:30 PM »
We're really not very good.

That sums it up really

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Re: Newcastle 1-0. Liverpool: Half time....
« Reply #1271 on: April 1, 2012, 02:21:30 PM »
Is there really much point in watching the 2nd half?

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Re: Newcastle 1-0. Liverpool: Half time....
« Reply #1272 on: April 1, 2012, 02:21:38 PM »
What was Carroll doing? He did all the hard work only to dive when the goal was open - doesn't make sense.
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Re: Newcastle 1-0. Liverpool: Half time....
« Reply #1273 on: April 1, 2012, 02:21:43 PM »
It's ugly and direct but at least we're winning.

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Re: Newcastle 1-0. Liverpool: Half time....
« Reply #1274 on: April 1, 2012, 02:21:43 PM »
At least were only 1 goal down ...... thats all i got.

Really? We should be 4-2 up if we could score. We just don't have anyone who really wants to stick it in the net. Would be nice if we had one go in off the post for a change aswell.

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Re: Newcastle 1-0. Liverpool: Half time....
« Reply #1275 on: April 1, 2012, 02:21:45 PM »
Andy Carroll is a disgrace.
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Re: Newcastle 1-0. Liverpool: Half time....
« Reply #1276 on: April 1, 2012, 02:21:47 PM »
Where just shite aren't we?
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Re: Newcastle 1-0. Liverpool: Half time....
« Reply #1277 on: April 1, 2012, 02:21:50 PM »
Carroll with a stupid, stupid dive and a clear handball not given.  :no
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Re: Newcastle 1-0. Liverpool: Half time....
« Reply #1278 on: April 1, 2012, 02:21:51 PM »
Flanagan looks likely to get another yellow.
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Re: Newcastle 1-0. Liverpool: Half time....
« Reply #1279 on: April 1, 2012, 02:21:54 PM »
Carroll should have taken a shot instead of falling over in pathetic fashion. He was through.
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