Might sound bad but if he wasn't such a fatty I might consider him. Just cant see him going the distance in the US Open... he might make the cut but that's all imo.

Fatty Colt
Think you are being slightly harsh although i don't disagree that him making cut may be the best he achieves. We shall see.
Just noticed that the experts on pgatour website have tipped him up as an outsider pick citing the reasons we have picked him. A winner on this course must go a long way. Most of the field wont have played this track competitively. And an excellent driver of the ball too. His putting stats are quite good too.
Trouble is, his GIR and Scrambling stats are wank

(plus he may have a heart attack half way round due to his fatness)