Give the fella on the gate £100 and he will let you in for nothing.
Stan Collymores boring monotone moronic voice is starting to go right through me
If our football team was a penis
Would sacrifice Fordy in a sacred Mayan ritual to have him as the next Liverpool manager
The only thing I can see that I have infringed is animal porn - but that was just for amusement - didn't know it was illegal?
haha if he [Sturridge] gets 35 goals, I'll sing him the complete works of Verdi outside his bedroom window every night for a month.
If he was Dudek would've saved it...and there would be no film.
"We won because we scored 10 times. Maybe 5. No, 7."