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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #120 on: April 3, 2012, 06:53:16 PM »
The blonde guy reminds me of Ian Dowie
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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #121 on: April 3, 2012, 08:57:01 PM »
Worst accent I've ever heard.  Anyone know where it's from exactly?
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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #122 on: April 4, 2012, 09:42:52 PM »
Ryan babel and the posh, messy haired guy are looking two decent candidates at this very early stage.

Plus, they have got an ace prize.

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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #123 on: April 4, 2012, 09:48:15 PM »
Steve is the one who freaks me out the most, his bulgy eyes and lack of lips give me the creeps.
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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #124 on: April 4, 2012, 09:49:43 PM »
Ryan babel

Slightly racist.

Anyway, I reckon it's between that scruffy twat and Tinie Tempah at the moment.

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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #125 on: April 4, 2012, 09:57:23 PM »
Could see that coming a mile off. Can't help but feel a bit sorry for the guy.

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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #126 on: April 4, 2012, 10:03:54 PM »
one of the more predictable firings. he seemed a bit too normal for the show.

good episode though with enough cock-ups to make you weep for the country....
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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #127 on: April 4, 2012, 10:41:58 PM »
Slightly racist.

Anyway, I reckon it's between that scruffy twat and Tinie Tempah at the moment.

:D Nicely played.

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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #128 on: April 4, 2012, 10:46:59 PM »
one of the more predictable firings. he seemed a bit too normal for the show.

good episode though with enough cock-ups to make you weep for the country....

It does make a mockery of the whole thing when he says, "You lost the task because of X, for which person A is responsible. But, on a hunch, I'm binning person B."

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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #129 on: April 4, 2012, 10:47:29 PM »
:D Nicely played.

At least he got the right shade of black right there

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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #130 on: April 4, 2012, 10:49:36 PM »
I don't know about anyone else I'm just glad I didn't get to hear Jennas voice that much this week
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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #131 on: April 4, 2012, 11:13:28 PM »
The Irish bird has hot potential as has the black fella.
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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #132 on: April 4, 2012, 11:27:18 PM »
I don't know about anyone else I'm just glad I didn't get to hear Jennas voice that much this week

No wonder people were venturing away from her in the shops, she probably opened her mouth and scared them all away
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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #133 on: April 5, 2012, 09:38:59 PM »
Katie gets hotter by the week...If she gets to the final I'll have to watch it with me kecks off
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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #134 on: April 5, 2012, 09:42:29 PM »
Katie gets hotter by the week...If she gets to the final I'll have to watch it with me kecks off
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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #135 on: April 5, 2012, 09:43:34 PM »
Cannot wait to knock England out of the World Cup in 3 years ;)

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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #136 on: April 5, 2012, 09:55:51 PM »
Katie's filth. One of the blokes said, "We're all behind you" when she became project manager. Couldn't help but take it in a dirty way!

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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #137 on: April 6, 2012, 03:33:35 PM »
Ricky is a smug twat - coming back to the house like he'd won something. He screwed the team completely with his shite production. Not enough product meant they could never make the volumes and had to pitch the price too high. A massive double whammy.

Michael had to go - not taking the 1.95 order because Katie had said 1.99 was the minimum was fucking ridiculous.

The bit at 13 minutes with the graphic designer was filmed in our studio. I wasn't there that day but I'd have been sitting behind Katie.
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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #138 on: April 6, 2012, 08:11:44 PM »
The bit at 13 minutes with the graphic designer was filmed in our studio. I wasn't there that day but I'd have been sitting behind Katie.
Because thats where you sit or because thats where you would want to sit?
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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #139 on: April 6, 2012, 10:43:13 PM »
Just watched this week's episode after recording it. Michael had to go; he's out of his depth as Sir Alan said. But I don't think they would've won the task even if he'd taken the order for 1.95 per bottle. Didn't the other team beat them by nearly £600? They didn't have enough bottles to sell to catch up. So really, it was Ricky's production team that failed the task. But Michael's sales pitch was diabolical, and then the sob story about how he wasn't born with a gold spoon in his mouth and "there are a lot of educated people here" didn't do him any favours. You can't go on this show with such a massive chip on your shoulders. And they should know by now never to go into the boardroom with sob stories ... Like that Irish girl last week trying to get sympathy by talking about how her son was crying. Diabolical.

I love Katie. She's got a level head on her shoulders and she's smart. And its nice to see a woman who can lead without screaming her head off, backstabbing fellow team mates,  or being otherwise unbearable. She's a top girl and it's just a shame she's been on the losing team three weeks in a row. Hope the streak comes to an end next week because I really hope she stays until the end.

This is the first in a long time that I've seen the better team (with the better product) winning the task.

But that Irish girl is a capital b*tch and I don't see myself warming to her in the near future. Good on her for making sure they tasted the product, but I hated how she was constantly complaining, criticising and trying to undermine Dwayne instead of just applying herself and getting the job done like a proper team player. She opposed everything from the beginning, constantly implying that she had better ideas/incontrovertible gut feelings and that were going to fail the task. She didn't like the Chutney idea (because the market is "saturated") but it ended up being a good tasting product that sold quite well. So she was made to look like a fool there.

And then at the end she seemed almost disappointed her team won. That's unforgivable. I hope she's fired soon ... Or maybe there could be a final between her and Katie. The whiny, incompetent brunette versus the statuesque blonde bombshell. That would be worth watching for sure. No way this show is about business.
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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #140 on: April 6, 2012, 11:12:18 PM »
I don't understand how they choose some of the contestants sometimes, they are foolish at times

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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #141 on: April 6, 2012, 11:21:13 PM »
Duane is a smart guy but he bugs me a bit.  He's always got something negative to say afterwards, even when the team wins.  He seems a bit highly strung and self important.

Katie is getting more and more attractive each week btw.


The Ian Dowie guy is an idiot.
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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #142 on: April 7, 2012, 01:21:13 AM »
The Ian Dowie guy is an idiot.

Got wooshed publicly patting himself on the back when it was the failure of the task.  Him and accent are the most annoying at the mo, though Ricky laying into puppy dog Michael has made him out to be the arse of the show. Don't mind the Irish mum meself, purely because of the milf aspect  :lickin
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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #143 on: April 7, 2012, 01:41:48 AM »
Don't mind the Irish mum meself, purely because of the milf aspect  :lickin

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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #144 on: April 11, 2012, 09:13:18 PM »
Dead weight team this (the one with Katie).

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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #145 on: April 11, 2012, 09:19:33 PM »
cringeworthy thinking they know more than the guy who owns that shop.....
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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #146 on: April 11, 2012, 09:19:59 PM »
We've just taken all the best stuff :lmao what a tit, hope he gets sacked he is fucking useless every week he fucks up.

oh hahaha dont look a gift horse in the eye :lmao
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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #147 on: April 11, 2012, 09:21:10 PM »
That guy who bought that junk has some seriously rapey eyes.

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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #148 on: April 11, 2012, 09:25:34 PM »
We've just taken all the best stuff :lmao what a tit, hope he gets sacked he is fucking useless every week he fucks up.

oh hahaha dont look a gift horse in the eye :lmao

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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #149 on: April 11, 2012, 09:27:14 PM »
I like the irish birds shoes :P
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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #150 on: April 11, 2012, 09:33:04 PM »
I can smell the desperation from here.

Smells a bit like Mouth, in fact.

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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #151 on: April 11, 2012, 09:33:30 PM »
I'm enjoying seeing idiot pseuds buying shite. Forty quid for a hole punch?

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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #152 on: April 11, 2012, 09:38:54 PM »
I can smell the desperation from here.

Smells a bit like Mouth, in fact.
Fuck off, I smell brilliant :D

I'm enjoying seeing idiot pseuds buying shite. Forty quid for a hole punch?
Spot on, shows what utter c*nts hang about down brick lane.
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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #153 on: April 11, 2012, 09:42:43 PM »
Lucky win that.

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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #154 on: April 11, 2012, 09:44:49 PM »
Gabrielle's gone. Might as well just fire her now and save us 15 minutes.

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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #155 on: April 11, 2012, 09:46:07 PM »
It's like Pam Doove having a fight with Josey Jump
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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #156 on: April 11, 2012, 09:47:48 PM »
Hahaha the irish one is keeping her gob shut for once.

The scots bird has very rodenty features. Please god let the manc one go, her voice is a nightmare.
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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #157 on: April 11, 2012, 09:50:05 PM »
That Jane has definitely killed someone before. You don't look the way she does without having a very dark past.

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Re: The Apprentice 2012
« Reply #158 on: April 11, 2012, 09:52:15 PM »
Gabrielle always finds that extra level of testosterone in the board room.

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« Reply #159 on: April 11, 2012, 09:54:07 PM »
Gabrielle always finds that extra level of testosterone in the board room.
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