I was entertaining a mate over from Oz, earlier this week, who I haven't see for a few years. Part of which, for my sins, I had to take her to visit the Man U mega store at Old Trafford. Unfortunately, I've had to visit this place once before in life, so couldn't give getting lost as an excuse.
Anyway, there I am, strolling around this bright spanking store dedicated to all things, bog roll, feeling like the S.A.S. behind enemy lines, and I had a moment of clarity.
I started smiling to myself, and then very quietly, chuckling to myself. My mate gives me this very puzzled face, as if to say, what the f*cks wrong with you.
I had to explain that I was having a tourette's moment, and it was taking all of my willpower to bite my tongue, and not burst into singing.... LIVERPOOL LIV-ER-POOL. LIVER-POOL LIVER-POOL LIVER-POOL.
In the end I just managed to keep it all in, which was probably a good job really, as the place had a coach load of Asian supporters picking the shelves clean, of all things tat.
Anyway. I know many clubs stock all kinds of shite to make supporters part with their money, ours included, but as soon as I saw this peice of absolute useless shite, I instantly thought of this thread.
They're that f*cking mercenary, that they don't even throw away the grass cuttings from the Old Toi-let pitch, but they crompress the cuttings into dog turd coloured, medallions, and sell them to any old sap willing to part with their cash.
Sorry about the poor quality photo's, but the lens on my phone fogged up with the vapour of bullshit.