Author Topic: Torres: Seriously, What Happened To Him? (Read 111527 times)

thelinnen · « **Reply #2480 on:** April 3, 2012, 09:26:11 AM »

Quote from: YoungKopite on April 3, 2012, 03:16:22 AM

El Nino is back!!! <3 but for some reason, I only seem to remember this of him now

If he thinks that's a sign of respect I'll smack him in the face if I meet him.

Wish Matrix · « **Reply #2481 on:** April 3, 2012, 12:12:34 PM »

Europe's most feared striker at the moment.

Cpt_Reina · « **Reply #2482 on:** April 3, 2012, 12:54:57 PM »

Quote from: Wish Matrix on April 3, 2012, 12:12:34 PM

Europe's most feared striker at the moment.

Indeed.

All of Europe is fearing he'll move to their club.

scatman · « **Reply #2483 on:** April 3, 2012, 02:01:51 PM »

Quote from: Cpt_Reina on April 3, 2012, 12:54:57 PM

Indeed.

All of Europe is fearing he'll move to their club.

Yes we are fearing he'd move here, I mean our striker scores 30 goals a season and is England's number 9, why get rid of him..

nik1981 · « **Reply #2484 on:** April 3, 2012, 04:38:25 PM »

Quote from: thegoodfella on April 3, 2012, 01:46:05 AM

Woof, second post and I already like you mate!

Ta mate!
Fully respecting your views on the team and your humorous approach in here.
Just hoping some new posters will do the same with other people's views and opinions.

Rohit · « **Reply #2485 on:** April 3, 2012, 05:03:33 PM »

Quote from: scatman on April 3, 2012, 02:01:51 PM

Yes we are fearing he'd move here, I mean our striker scores 30 goals a season and is England's number 9, why get rid of him..

It is funny though isn't it mate, our number 9 is hardly pulling up any trees and people feel the need to have pot shots at torres. Especially considering he's been far superior for chelsea than our number 9 has for us.

Cpt_Reina · « **Reply #2486 on:** April 4, 2012, 10:42:09 AM »

Quote from: scatman on April 3, 2012, 02:01:51 PM

Yes we are fearing he'd move here, I mean our striker scores 30 goals a season and is England's number 9, why get rid of him..

More the fear that wherever he goes tends to win absolutely bugger all.

Although Chelsea still have one trophy to gun for........

SenorGarcia · « **Reply #2487 on:** April 4, 2012, 11:12:57 AM »

Quote from: Cpt_Reina on April 4, 2012, 10:42:09 AM

More the fear that wherever he goes tends to win absolutely bugger all.

Although Chelsea still have one trophy to gun for........

Beg to differ. Add on to that, the goal he scored in the Euros final. So yeah

scatman · « **Reply #2488 on:** April 4, 2012, 11:32:25 AM »

Quote from: SenorGarcia on April 4, 2012, 11:12:57 AM

Beg to differ. Add on to that, the goal he scored in the Euros final. So yeah

Mate World Cup's and European Championships mean fuck all, I mean who in the fucking hell around the world remembers Pele, Maradona, Platini, Jairzinho, Beckenbauer, Mattheus, fuck people don't even remember those losers like Cruyff, Socrates and Zico.

those fuckers are no marks

Everyone around the world knows of those legendary players like Scott Dann, Szilard Nemeth, Chris Riggott, Massimo Maccarone, and Roger Johnson, you know those great League Cup winners.

I'd be fucking well afraid defending against Massimo, whilst Maradona wouldnt have a chance against my nephew's under 11 school side.

SenorGarcia · « **Reply #2489 on:** April 4, 2012, 11:42:18 AM »

Quote from: scatman on April 4, 2012, 11:32:25 AM

Mate World Cup's and European Championships mean fuck all, I mean who in the fucking hell around the world remembers Pele, Maradona, Platini, Jairzinho, Beckenbauer, Mattheus, fuck people don't even remember those losers like Cruyff, Socrates and Zico.

those fuckers are no marks

Everyone around the world knows of those legendary players like Scott Dann, Szilard Nemeth, Chris Riggott, Massimo Maccarone, and Roger Johnson, you know those great League Cup winners.

I'd be fucking well afraid defending against Massimo, whilst Maradona wouldnt have a chance against my nephew's under 11 school side.

And you just reminded me how some of our fans actually wanted Scott Dann last summer

killer_heels · « **Reply #2490 on:** April 4, 2012, 11:48:05 AM »

Quote from: liverpooll on April 2, 2012, 03:58:42 AM

I think many of us were so happy with winning the Carling Cup trophy was about this player. We wanted to show him what he has missed.

However, now the only way our season would be considered relatively good is that Chelsea do not qualify for Champs League and do not win the FA Cup and Champs League itself.

What a load of rubbish.

Anyway, the guy is shit now compared to how he has when he was at us. If he doesn't get picked for Spain then he wont win anything this season, nor will he be in the Champions League next season.

killer_heels · « **Reply #2491 on:** April 4, 2012, 11:49:00 AM »

Quote from: SenorGarcia on April 4, 2012, 11:42:18 AM

And you just reminded me how some of our fans actually wanted Scott Dann last summer

It's easy to mock after the event. People laughed off the chance to sign Daniel Sturridge as well.

SenorGarcia · « **Reply #2492 on:** April 4, 2012, 11:57:59 AM »

Quote from: killer_heels on April 4, 2012, 11:49:00 AM

It's easy to mock after the event. People laughed off the chance to sign Daniel Sturridge as well.

I think many we're mocking at the time. At least with Sturridge you could use the excuse that you hadn't seen him play much, whereas we saw Dann play below averagely week in week out in a team that got relegated. If people think last summer's signings were poor now, if you replace Coates with Dann then you see why I'm laughing.

Personally I think Sturridge is overrated anyway and a cocky **** too.

Ryan M · « **Reply #2493 on:** April 4, 2012, 10:03:43 PM »

First time I've watched him play for ages tonight. Only caught the second half but he was poor. However, don't know why, but I still think he has it in him to be a good player.

Cochise · « **Reply #2494 on:** April 4, 2012, 10:10:55 PM »

Can someone please tell me why people still want him here?

Stevie93 · « **Reply #2495 on:** April 4, 2012, 10:12:31 PM »

Quote from: Pelts on April 4, 2012, 10:10:55 PM

Can someone please tell me why people still want him here?

Because we have one half decent striker?

Rohit · « **Reply #2496 on:** April 4, 2012, 10:13:41 PM »

Quote from: Stevie93 on April 4, 2012, 10:12:31 PM

Because we have one half decent striker?

Pretty much somes it up, if he's replacement was good we wouldn't entertain the idea of torres back.

mb1111 · « **Reply #2497 on:** April 4, 2012, 10:22:47 PM »

He was dreadful, no surprise there then!

Mouth · « **Reply #2498 on:** April 4, 2012, 10:23:40 PM »

Quote from: Pelts on April 4, 2012, 10:10:55 PM

Can someone please tell me why people still want him here?

because he looks sharp

Cochise · « **Reply #2499 on:** April 4, 2012, 10:25:06 PM »

Quote from: Stevie93 on April 4, 2012, 10:12:31 PM

Because we have one half decent striker?

I wouldn't give a fuck if he score 50 goals in 10 games, the horrible rat twat fucked us off for Chelsea.

bleedsred1978 · « **Reply #2500 on:** April 4, 2012, 10:28:56 PM »

Quote from: Pelts on April 4, 2012, 10:25:06 PM

I wouldn't give a fuck if he score 50 goals in 10 games, the horrible rat twat fucked us off for Chelsea.

Cough.....ahem.....50million....cough....new owners wanted the cash....cough...cough...

thelinnen · « **Reply #2501 on:** April 4, 2012, 10:30:54 PM »

Quote from: Mouth on April 4, 2012, 10:23:40 PM

because he looks sharp

Here Lies Fernando Torres

"He looked sharp"

scatman · « **Reply #2502 on:** April 4, 2012, 10:32:54 PM »

Got the best record against Barcelona out of any current player lol. Might be worth a cheeky punt on him scoring first leg. Probably won't score though

Saint Kopite™ · « **Reply #2503 on:** April 4, 2012, 10:33:24 PM »

Torres has been improving and playing well off late but I still don't think he'll ever reach the same level he did for us in his first two seasons. I would much rather spend the money on someone like Lisandro or Huntelaar if we are talking about a striker who is established and all that.

Cochise · « **Reply #2504 on:** April 4, 2012, 10:35:37 PM »

Quote from: killer_heels on April 4, 2012, 11:49:00 AM

It's easy to mock after the event. People laughed off the chance to sign Daniel Sturridge as well.

I have nothing to add to this but would like to aske is that you kissing another girl in your avatar?

Roger Federer · « **Reply #2505 on:** April 4, 2012, 10:35:57 PM »

Quote from: bleedsred1978 on April 4, 2012, 10:28:56 PM

....new owners wanted the cash

Only to spend most of it a day later?

gazzathered · « **Reply #2506 on:** April 4, 2012, 10:38:44 PM »

If he apologised for the bollocks he spouted I'd take him back, he's on the verge of gaining his form, not as good as he was for us but enough for him to score a lot of goals.
He's gone though so I'd like a striker who knows where the back of the net is.

Cochise · « **Reply #2507 on:** April 4, 2012, 10:41:26 PM »

Quote from: gazzathered on April 4, 2012, 10:38:44 PM

If he apologised for the bollocks he spouted I'd take him back, he's on the verge of gaining his form, not as good as he was for us but enough for him to score a lot of goals.
He's gone though so I'd like a striker who knows where the back of the net is.

I would never take him back. Just as bad as Owen in my book. Owen didn't give Rafa a chance, Torres didn't give Kenny a chance.

stevieG786 · « **Reply #2508 on:** April 5, 2012, 12:35:45 AM »

Quote from: Pelts on April 4, 2012, 10:41:26 PM

I would never take him back. Just as bad as Owen in my book. Owen didn't give Rafa a chance, Torres didn't give Kenny a chance.

Torres got us 50 mil

what did Owen get us?

Cochise · « **Reply #2509 on:** April 5, 2012, 12:40:52 AM »

Quote from: stevieG786 on April 5, 2012, 12:35:45 AM

Torres got us 50 mil

what did Owen get us?

Don't give a fuck. They both committed the same crime.

SenorGarcia · « **Reply #2510 on:** April 5, 2012, 12:56:56 AM »

Quote from: Pelts on April 5, 2012, 12:40:52 AM

Don't give a fuck. They both committed the same crime.

No they didn't commit the same crime.

Owen ran his contract down so we got 8m for him when he was at his peak. He didn't give a shit.
We then offered him a chance to come back but because Rafa didn't conduct the interview in a posh enough hotel, Owen rejected us.
Though it doesn't concern us, he watched Newcastle get relegated whilst never giving a shit.
To really piss us off, he then joined the scum. And has since become a pet for Mr Alex Ferguson to take the piss out of. He never plays but picks up the wages and even tries to take the glory.

Michael Owen is a self-serving rodent.
Fernando Torres made a badly advised mistake. Whereas Michael Owen is a mistake. And a shit one at that.

over the line an far away · « **Reply #2511 on:** April 5, 2012, 12:57:53 AM »

Quote from: Pelts on April 5, 2012, 12:40:52 AM

Don't give a fuck. They both committed the same crime.

wrong on so many levels.

Mouth · « **Reply #2512 on:** April 5, 2012, 01:49:35 AM »

Quote from: stevieG786 on April 5, 2012, 12:35:45 AM

Torres got us 50 mil

what did Owen get us?

Did he? Did he really? He said I'll only sign for you Chelsea if you pay Liverpool 50 million, who I forced into selling me by putting in a transfer request at the last minute, so you could maybe get me for a lower price. Must have missed that memo.

He didnt get us shit. (no jokes about Carroll being shit please) Left us in the shit though.

Immoral King Brian Blessed · « **Reply #2513 on:** April 5, 2012, 02:12:14 AM »

His biggest crime is being more loyal to himself than his second job, when the third job paid twice as much.

SeanAxion · « **Reply #2514 on:** April 5, 2012, 02:42:48 AM »

Even if he did start scoring again, I can't see him reaching the level he was at with us. Up until a couple of months ago I would have taken him back for the right price but now I'm thinking let's go get the next Torres. In fact not even the next Torres, let's go and get our next Striker to idolise. Bar the last couple of months we've created chance after chance, any hungry young Striker should be licking their lips to get involved.

bravarado7 · « **Reply #2515 on:** April 5, 2012, 04:15:55 AM »

Did a Royal Fuck all last night. Kept giving away possession all game and his first touch has become really bad. Not sure what people saw in him that they want him back. Bringing him back would be the equivalent of replacing mediocrity with mediocrity. We need to look towards top quality.

Mouth · « **Reply #2516 on:** April 5, 2012, 04:21:56 AM »

Quote from: bravarado7 on April 5, 2012, 04:15:55 AM

Did a Royal Fuck all last night.

Not true, he worked hard and looked sharp.

Just what you want for 50 million.

Wish Matrix · « **Reply #2517 on:** April 5, 2012, 05:07:51 AM »

If he's coming back here, he needs to be purified during the medicals.

mildale · « **Reply #2518 on:** April 5, 2012, 05:28:48 AM »

We need a striker who can score. I KNOW, LET'S BUY TORRES!!

Sat1 · « **Reply #2519 on:** April 5, 2012, 08:47:27 AM »

Rather have him than Carroll though.