Author Topic: Annoying Voices.... Who's got the most ?? (Read 2227 times)

hixxstar · « **on:** February 16, 2012, 12:24:46 AM »

The other night i was smashed, spun out on the settee.... drifting

& the TV was on, not sure what channel but i could hear this c**t waffling on... god it was annoying.
i had to 'un-spin' & find the remote...

.. what voices make you hit 'mute' or switch channel ? .. just a few that come to mind, sure i've more...

joe pasquale
joe swash
melinda messenger
myleene klass
dale Winton
go compare... go compare..
the wife....

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #1 on:** February 16, 2012, 12:28:30 AM »

Gordon Taylor - the whiny little fucker

ThepepeReina · « **Reply #2 on:** February 16, 2012, 12:31:15 AM »

Ferguson

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #3 on:** February 16, 2012, 12:49:19 AM »

Any cockney dweeb

Ickle Girl · « **Reply #4 on:** February 16, 2012, 12:52:05 AM »

Mouth · « **Reply #5 on:** February 16, 2012, 01:07:54 AM »

Brummies and horrible nasal mancs.

Red in Korea · « **Reply #6 on:** February 16, 2012, 01:24:02 AM »

Michael Owen.

Matt8Pie · « **Reply #7 on:** February 16, 2012, 01:24:16 AM »

Definitely got to agree with Mouth. Also anyone from London and Essex, Bristol, the North East but not Geordies and I can't stand Irish accents. Sorry.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #8 on:** February 16, 2012, 01:27:51 AM »

Adam Sandler, when he does that stupid c*nt voice.

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #9 on:** February 16, 2012, 01:29:10 AM »

Quote from: Matt8Pie on February 16, 2012, 01:24:16 AM

I can't stand Irish accents. Sorry.

Pretty sure you dont have a pair of Bristols so thats fine. An Irish accent drives the foreign fanny wild especially the yanks, don't know why, but it clearly does.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #10 on:** February 16, 2012, 01:30:34 AM »

irish accent is amazing, a female irish accent is wank material.

Lfsea · « **Reply #11 on:** February 16, 2012, 01:30:40 AM »

Diane Abbott
Janice from Friends/Karen from Will & Grace
Carl Lewis/Michael Jackson
Jacqui Oatley
Myleene Klass

For starters.

Mouth · « **Reply #12 on:** February 16, 2012, 01:37:44 AM »

Quote from: And Could He Play on February 16, 2012, 01:30:34 AM

irish accent is amazing, a female irish accent is wank material.

Duffman says oh yeah!

Southern united states an all, not the full redneck though, but that warm smooth lyrical tone thats like golden honey.

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #13 on:** February 16, 2012, 01:41:57 AM »

Quote from: And Could He Play on February 16, 2012, 01:30:34 AM

irish accent is amazing, a female irish accent is wank material.

If I get a gizmo that will up my pitch I should set up a phone sex line in the UK. I'm filthy as fuck as well.

Quote from: Mouth on February 16, 2012, 01:37:44 AM

Southern united states an all, not the full redneck though, but that warm smooth lyrical tone thats like golden honey.

The Late Britney Murphy had me like a cartoon wolf in Sin City

Crimson_Tank · « **Reply #14 on:** February 16, 2012, 02:11:13 AM »

Gilbert Godfry

Anywhichwayucan · « **Reply #15 on:** February 16, 2012, 02:36:27 AM »

Lady_Brandybuck · « **Reply #16 on:** February 16, 2012, 02:36:50 AM »

My math teacher in last year at high school, after 15 minutes I surely had a headache each class for a whole year... I've never met a person with such a high pitched voice.

AshbourneRed · « **Reply #17 on:** February 16, 2012, 03:29:32 AM »

Alan Carr.

The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society · « **Reply #18 on:** February 16, 2012, 03:36:28 AM »

Quote from: Mouth on February 16, 2012, 01:07:54 AM

Brummies

but funnily I like Jamelia's voice.

Kennys Jacket · « **Reply #19 on:** February 16, 2012, 05:00:22 AM »

Any gay scottish voice. Remember Shabaz from Big Brother.

The bloke who did the Marks n Spencer food advert "good with food"

Richard Keys cos he a tit who spouts facually incorrect information.

Steve Kean and Steve Bruce, Anyone who says wereselves when they mean ourselves. This really annoys me.
i.e "we need to pick wereselves up after that defeat" Drives me fucking bonkers

Those two property 'experts' Colin and Justin

Jocks who pronounce the letter J as Jai. Its fiucking J (Jay)

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #20 on:** February 16, 2012, 05:11:58 AM »

Quote from: Kennys Jacket on February 16, 2012, 05:00:22 AM

Any gay scottish voice. Remember Shabaz from Big Brother.

It's just a wee bit of method acting...

Me and a mate still quote that to each other, no idea why!

Kennys Jacket · « **Reply #21 on:** February 16, 2012, 05:14:15 AM »

Quote from: Crosby Nick on February 16, 2012, 05:11:58 AM

It's just a wee bit of method acting...

Me and a mate still quote that to each other, no idea why!

Mmmm Cheers Nick, you've just made me a bit quezy

Mouth · « **Reply #22 on:** February 16, 2012, 05:40:18 AM »

Quote from: The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society on February 16, 2012, 03:36:28 AM

but funnily I like Jamelia's voice.

There is always an exception to every rule, this one happens to be the mega fit chick with the great legs, killer rack and a cute personality, that if only god or some higher power would grant you the wish of being able to fuck her, you would gladly cut off all your fingers and post them to Blue Peter. Yes, she is indeed that exception, funnily enough along with Cat Deeley, who I would gladly wear like one of those ubiquitous Guy Fawkes masks.

mazlo123 · « **Reply #23 on:** February 16, 2012, 05:46:22 AM »

Quote from: Crimson_Tank on February 16, 2012, 02:11:13 AM

Gilbert Godfry

+10

Did you ever hear his real voice?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdbElWMnkyY

Funny guy

lfcgeez · « **Reply #24 on:** February 16, 2012, 07:02:08 AM »

Ann Widdecombe - Sounds like a teenage boy whose balls are about to drop

Chris Moyles - Blubbering idiot, sounds like he's got a mouthful of food

William Hague - Monotonous drivel

Gordon Taylor - As above

All Australians - with their voice rising at the end of their sentenCES

Sr Harvest Fiields · « **Reply #25 on:** February 16, 2012, 07:31:18 AM »

That mincing pile of shite Louis Spence is it? I fucking hate overly camp ppl. And that voice makes me want to punch him.

PeterJM · « **Reply #26 on:** February 16, 2012, 07:38:26 AM »

Quote from: Sir Harvest Fields on February 16, 2012, 07:31:18 AM

That mincing pile of shite Louis Spence is it? I fucking hate overly camp ppl. And that voice makes me want to punch him.

No more needs saying except that if i ever see him i'll run him over.............twice nay thrice!!!

liverpoolfcmike · « **Reply #27 on:** February 16, 2012, 08:03:54 AM »

Who's got the most annoying voices? Has to be John Culshaw, surely.

Mr Grieves · « **Reply #28 on:** February 16, 2012, 08:17:16 AM »

Darren mah gayme Gough

And Could He Play · « **Reply #29 on:** February 16, 2012, 08:31:31 AM »

Quote from: KERRYKOP on February 16, 2012, 01:41:57 AM

If I get a gizmo that will up my pitch I should set up a phone sex line in the UK. I'm filthy as fuck as well.
The Late Britney Murphy had me like a cartoon wolf in Sin City

This prick, and by the way isnt the slightest bit funny.

Alf · « **Reply #30 on:** February 16, 2012, 08:33:48 AM »

I work with a bird who talks like them off TOWIE but when she answers the phone talks like Joanna Lumley. Does my head in.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #31 on:** February 16, 2012, 08:35:50 AM »

Quote from: Alf on February 16, 2012, 08:33:48 AM

I work with a bird who talks like them off TOWIE but when she answers the phone talks like Joanna Lumley. Does my head in.

I'd wrap the phone wire round he neck, AND SQUEEZE..........

Surprise me. · « **Reply #32 on:** February 16, 2012, 08:41:32 AM »

Sarah Millican
Bernadette from the big bang theory

Sort it out!

Enemy · « **Reply #33 on:** February 16, 2012, 08:44:40 AM »

Graham Norton
Alan Carr
Jimmy Carr

And Could He Play · « **Reply #34 on:** February 16, 2012, 08:50:18 AM »

Jamie Carragher and John BISHOP

Tepid water · « **Reply #35 on:** February 16, 2012, 08:55:29 AM »

Jane Horrocks....

She was never ever ever the smallest bit funny in absolutely fabulous and her accent is like a drill to my skull

The Fletcher Memorial · « **Reply #36 on:** February 16, 2012, 09:49:41 AM »

That bbc reporter woman who sounds like a man.

And I would aswell, for some perculiar reason

Cruiser · « **Reply #37 on:** February 16, 2012, 09:59:57 AM »

^ She looks like a man as well.

Welsh and Scouse accents.

PeterJM · « **Reply #38 on:** February 16, 2012, 10:03:50 AM »

Michael McIntyre
Any of the sexist,men hating,closet lesbians that call themselves Loose Women.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #39 on:** February 16, 2012, 10:07:25 AM »

Quote from: PeterJM on February 16, 2012, 10:03:50 AM

Michael McIntyre
Any of the sexist,men hating,closet lesbians that call themselves Loose Women.

sexists, there everywhere.

Cruiser.
Scouse accents do sound awful on telly, but iwouldnt go as far as saying i hate my own accent, although as i pointed out above John Bishop really does milk it, he puts that voice on, i have no doubt about it. He's not even a scouser is he?