I'd love to hear his horses have trampled him.
Vile, boring, medal thief shithouse who won't even be able to have a career as an after dinner speaker when he retires - any time now you twat - because fans of every club he's played for either hate him or nothing him. He's less than a foot note. By the time he's 40 he'll be best remember for being that one on Match of the Day that makes Alan Shearer seem interesting and insightful.
Or for being trampled on by his own horses.