Probably not the thread but... How much do you reckon Waddle gets paid for his insight? He's just said he thinks the United players will be hoping for a power cut during half time so that they don't get the hair dryer treatment. I've never been part of a Premier League halftime teamtalk but I'm fairly certain that the 'hair dryer treatment' doesn't refer to Ferguson and Phealan giving halftime blow dries (insert your own gag here, literal gag in some cases).