I was playing chess on the net once, and started chatting to this guy in Istanbul... I beat him, and things turned a little nasty.. started gloating about the 2 Leeds fans.. I remember him saying... we got them 'two size' or something. Extraordinary stuff. Girlfriend played chess on the net once and was told, and I quote... 'Learn some fucking openings and elevate yourself from your clueless c*nt.'