Alehouse player, really really poor. When Suarez got banned some tried to turn it into a positive saying stuff like 'big chance for Carroll this'. While I admired the glass half full point of view, I was filled with dread at the thought of Carroll in our starting line up, he just doesn't offer anything. His touch, movement, workrate and his overall game intelligence is nowhere near the level it should be to play for us. I'm sorry he's not the new Christian Vieri he was hyped up as, right now I'd take Heskey back over this fraud.