Author Topic: GTA V (Read 373747 times)

SheikhMo · « **Reply #2920 on:** September 17, 2013, 03:18:20 pm »

This is epic. Lamar is too funny

Sir Psycho Sexy · « **Reply #2921 on:** September 17, 2013, 03:20:09 pm »

75 pages and it's only release day. Fuck.

Can't wait for Friday/Saturday morning

Mivi · « **Reply #2922 on:** September 17, 2013, 03:25:06 pm »

This fella should've waited....

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/london-man-stabbed-and-robbed-of-his-copy-of-gta-5-8821940.html

Malaysian Kopite · « **Reply #2923 on:** September 17, 2013, 03:32:01 pm »

Installing right now.Less than a gig to go

lachesis · « **Reply #2924 on:** September 17, 2013, 03:33:40 pm »

Just got off my first four hour session

Ladies and gentlemen, GTA is back. Fucking superb. That opening mission was excellently done. No story spoilers

So anyway, did the default story mission you had to do, immediately got a hooker as they were hanging round the hairdressers. Nice bit of ass I might add. Bit later, different character, went to the strip place. Got a bit flirty and touchy feely, stripper was loving it. Next minute she's asking me to call her Sapphire and if I want to go home with her. Well, long story short, smashed it everywhere. Then I had a game of golf and tennis to unwind.

Some crazy bitch then challenged me to a 'jog' round the beach and park. Crazy fitness fuck, almost blew the arl fella's heart out. Since then, I've also stopped an ATM thief and returned the wallet for a reward. It wasn't enough so shot him in the face and got my real reward. Stopped a mugging, hoping I'd get to 'tap that' but didn't....

This is going to be so good 1st October.

J-Mc- · « **Reply #2925 on:** September 17, 2013, 03:36:29 pm »

Right, went to grove street garage and got the Edgy R8 or whatever the fuck it's called, but now my white car that you start with as Franklin has disappeared!

Loved that car and i've got no idea where it's gone

lachesis · « **Reply #2926 on:** September 17, 2013, 03:38:09 pm »

Quote from: J-Mc- on September 17, 2013, 03:36:29 pm

Right, went to grove street garage and got the Edgy R8 or whatever the fuck it's called, but now my white car that you start with as Franklin has disappeared!

Loved that car and i've got no idea where it's gone

It will be at the impound, you have to pay to get it back - think it's around $60-$80

bailey90 · « **Reply #2927 on:** September 17, 2013, 03:46:22 pm »

Quote from: J-Mc- on September 17, 2013, 03:36:29 pm

Right, went to grove street garage and got the Edgy R8 or whatever the fuck it's called, but now my white car that you start with as Franklin has disappeared!

Loved that car and i've got no idea where it's gone

I think the white one is always outside Franklin's house.

Surprise me. · « **Reply #2928 on:** September 17, 2013, 04:08:23 pm »

Loving this game. Changing between characters takes forever though. I haven't found the need to change a lot though and there is quick switch in missions so not much to complain about there.

J-Mc- · « **Reply #2929 on:** September 17, 2013, 04:13:48 pm »

The Aliens!

bornandbRED · « **Reply #2930 on:** September 17, 2013, 04:23:20 pm »

Quote from: RichardM on September 17, 2013, 03:03:47 pm

Had a mini heart attack when trying to get the disc out of the case. It was in there so tight, thought it was going to snap!

Press the bit in the middle and it'll pop out itself.

N-Red · « **Reply #2931 on:** September 17, 2013, 04:27:25 pm »

Beautiful game, stole a yacht and sailed out to sea around sunset, spent ten minutes just looking at my surroundings, gorgeous visuals and the lighting + ocean effects work together amazingly.

RedSince86 · « **Reply #2932 on:** September 17, 2013, 04:32:18 pm »

got mine today at game at lunchtime and the queue was outside, i wonder how many total hours of people taking time off this week is it gonna be in the western hemisphere cos if this game.

thelinnen · « **Reply #2933 on:** September 17, 2013, 04:49:41 pm »

Find the guy who wants to legalise weed. My god

J-Mc- · « **Reply #2934 on:** September 17, 2013, 04:50:23 pm »

Quote from: thelinnen on September 17, 2013, 04:49:41 pm

Find the guy who wants to legalise weed. My god

Quote from: J-Mc- on September 17, 2013, 04:13:48 pm

The Aliens!

aggerdid · « **Reply #2935 on:** September 17, 2013, 04:51:35 pm »

Utter class and i've only played an hour

Sir Psycho Sexy · « **Reply #2936 on:** September 17, 2013, 04:53:10 pm »

I hate you all.

Beav · « **Reply #2937 on:** September 17, 2013, 04:53:11 pm »

Cruising round at night, all the buildings lit up in gorgeous neon, and Bakers Street comes on the stereo.

That was the moment. I love this game.

thelinnen · « **Reply #2938 on:** September 17, 2013, 04:53:40 pm »

Anyone left Los Santos yet? I'm about to do the first heist but I think I should wait until I get more money.

JTK · « **Reply #2939 on:** September 17, 2013, 04:59:47 pm »

Quote from: Pyro on September 17, 2013, 03:34:51 pm

Just went and picked my copy up. I kid you not there was a half a pubic hair wedged between the 2 discs. Was someone fapping whilst it was on the production line or something? $:-\$

hahaha keep it down or everyone will want one!! Unlucky mate

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #2940 on:** September 17, 2013, 05:03:46 pm »

Quote from: Beav on September 17, 2013, 04:53:11 pm

Cruising round at night, all the buildings lit up in gorgeous neon, and Bakers Street comes on the stereo.

That was the moment. I love this game.

oooh you fucker! Hurry the fuck up Amazon! HURRY UPPPP!!!!

Upinsmoke · « **Reply #2941 on:** September 17, 2013, 05:09:38 pm »

Quote from: Beav on September 17, 2013, 04:53:11 pm

Cruising round at night, all the buildings lit up in gorgeous neon, and Bakers Street comes on the stereo.

That was the moment. I love this game.

See if I heard across 110th street......that'd be my moment...

lfcshaunod · « **Reply #2942 on:** September 17, 2013, 05:10:47 pm »

Cruising round in the blimp is pretty good.

Been flying round then just landing anywhere that looks interesting.

This map os fucking huge!

Malaysian Kopite · « **Reply #2943 on:** September 17, 2013, 05:33:26 pm »

Michael's kids

Spanish Al · « **Reply #2944 on:** September 17, 2013, 05:38:05 pm »

Quote from: Surprise me. on September 17, 2013, 11:38:59 am

Ok I'm amazed. Only ordered it at 4pm on a Sunday and it turns up at 9am today. Nicely done Amazon. Going to have a bit to eat then play it. That's my day over before it's even started!

I ordered mine 3pm Sunday and it didn't turn up so cancelled it. Local Tesco still had them anyway

Malaysian Kopite · « **Reply #2945 on:** September 17, 2013, 05:39:19 pm »

Actual ad:

Macphisto80 · « **Reply #2946 on:** September 17, 2013, 05:42:45 pm »

Stick it up yer hole, Ubisoft.

Upinsmoke · « **Reply #2947 on:** September 17, 2013, 05:51:58 pm »

Quote from: Malaysian Kopite on September 17, 2013, 05:39:19 pm

Actual ad:

That just pushes me away from buying it haha

Upinsmoke · « **Reply #2948 on:** September 17, 2013, 06:10:13 pm »

Is the Ifruit app not for Android? Can't find it on marketplace..

SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #2949 on:** September 17, 2013, 06:27:04 pm »

I've been waiting for this for so long. I've got home, installed...and I almost can't bring myself to start it! Holding on to the anticipation...

thelinnen · « **Reply #2950 on:** September 17, 2013, 06:28:48 pm »

To anyone who's played this for an extensive amount of time, can you just make easy money by robbing a bank or are they all set pieces for missions?

MBL? · « **Reply #2951 on:** September 17, 2013, 06:37:59 pm »

I only recently got The last Of Us and the ps3 has been switching itself off after about 20/30 minutes of gameplay. Is there any chance this won't happen if I go out and buy GTA? Going out and buying another ps3/360 is out of the question now that the new ones are out soon.

Elzar · « **Reply #2952 on:** September 17, 2013, 06:43:02 pm »

If you haven't tried jumping into a wall yet. Do it now.

Hilarious

andymanlfc · « **Reply #2953 on:** September 17, 2013, 06:43:52 pm »

Wow just wow! Only way to explain this game!

ThePeetmix · « **Reply #2954 on:** September 17, 2013, 06:46:32 pm »

Quote from: Malaysian Kopite on September 17, 2013, 05:39:19 pm

Actual ad:

Nah. Have they not heard of GTA online?

Ed-Zeppelin · « **Reply #2955 on:** September 17, 2013, 06:46:50 pm »

Got home to find my Amazon pre-order hasn't arrived!

Was gearing up for a night of CL football when my neighbour rang the doorbell with my copy. Apparently our postman can't count!

See you all in a month or so.....

Davidbowie · « **Reply #2956 on:** September 17, 2013, 06:47:40 pm »

I got the 'atomic blimp' redeem code but when I input it, it doesn't work

Rob K · « **Reply #2957 on:** September 17, 2013, 06:48:02 pm »

So has anyone

Spoiler

picked up Packie McCreary (from IV) doing that shop heist? Took me a second or two to place the voice, nice touch though, wonder if anymore characters from IV might turn up...

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ConorYNWA · « **Reply #2958 on:** September 17, 2013, 06:51:38 pm »

My game isn't loading. Installed the first disc fine. Put in the second one. Loads up for a bit then just a black screen. Any ideas?

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #2959 on:** September 17, 2013, 06:54:28 pm »

Quote from: ConorYNWA on September 17, 2013, 06:51:38 pm

My game isn't loading. Installed the first disc fine. Put in the second one. Loads up for a bit then just a black screen. Any ideas?

Is it xbox? Apparently Rockstar have said Xbox users shouldn't load the second disc