'Hello,is that RAWK?....Sorry to bother you ,but this is Mrs Choppertington here.I was just wondering if you have seen Mr Choppertington,as he's gone out with out taking his medication again.Oooh He'd forget his head if it weren't screwed on,the daft apeth.....never forgets his horlicks though,takes it bleedin everywere with him.....'
'......Hello?! Hello?!is anybody there??... Eeee the bleedin phones on the blink again...'