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RAWK H&S
« on: September 17, 2011, 05:26:38 AM »
For all the time I’ve been on RAWK not once have we ever had a fire drill(which is a bit of a no-no if we are honest about it) so I wouldn’t know where to go for the fire register if we ever had a fire, and I haven’t a clue! who the nurse is or even if we have any trained first aiders.

Is it possible we can set up a H&S committee or could one of you at least have a look at this side of things.

Our welfare is in your hands.
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2011, 10:35:12 AM »
over to Mr Hall...
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2011, 01:37:38 PM »
 ;D  That has got to the the funniest opening post I've ever read, just fucking hilarious.
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2011, 03:25:27 PM »
Quote from: Pheeny on September 17, 2011, 10:35:12 AM
over to Mr Hall...

What does Mr Hall know about Health and Safety?

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2011, 03:35:18 PM »
There was a fire drill once and no one's seen Bob K since.
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2011, 06:32:57 PM »
'Hello,is that RAWK?....Sorry to bother you ,but this is Mrs Choppertington here.I was just wondering if you have seen Mr Choppertington,as he's gone out with out taking his medication again.Oooh He'd forget his head if it weren't screwed on,the daft apeth.....never forgets his horlicks though,takes it bleedin everywere with him.....'





'......Hello?! Hello?!is anybody there??... Eeee the bleedin phones on the blink again...'
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2011, 08:23:37 PM »
Disastew wecovewee?
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2011, 11:10:19 PM »
Quote from: Southern Pansy on September 17, 2011, 03:25:27 PM
What does Mr Hall know about Health and Safety?

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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2011, 12:21:47 AM »
Quote from: Capon Debaser on September 17, 2011, 06:32:57 PM
'Hello,is that RAWK?....Sorry to bother you ,but this is Mrs Choppertington here.I was just wondering if you have seen Mr Choppertington,as he's gone out with out taking his medication again.Oooh He'd forget his head if it weren't screwed on,the daft apeth.....never forgets his horlicks though,takes it bleedin everywere with him.....'





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:lmao That fucking killed me you, ar, giggling like fuck mate. So funny.
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2011, 06:25:24 AM »
Quote from: Southern Pansy on September 17, 2011, 03:25:27 PM
What does Mr Hall know about Health and Safety?


ha ha that was better than the Mayweather fight :D
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2011, 09:10:29 AM »
Bags I never keends give Chooper mouth to mouth  :o
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2011, 11:24:24 AM »
:champ :champ I've arrived!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  That needs to be framed :jester
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Re: RAWK H&S
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2011, 11:32:34 PM »
Quote from: royhendo on September 17, 2011, 08:23:37 PM
Disastew wecovewee?

Yup. I think we need a recovery time objective of 4hours with recovery point objective of 0 numptys

30 mins just in case to propogate any dns changes (just in case it takes longer due to bad record keeping) and 3 and a half hours to reduce RAWK to 0 numptys.
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