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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4160 on: October 16, 2011, 08:50:50 PM »
*waits for one of you to say "thought that was alright"*
I trust the King, but if we lose a few more on the trot now - he may have to step aside, and we have to purchase another manager in the middle of the season. If we are relegated, this could be the end of our ambitions to win any title the next 100 years.

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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4161 on: October 16, 2011, 08:50:51 PM »
hahahaha, he's such a dickhead

i love this song, he's about to butcher
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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4162 on: October 16, 2011, 08:50:51 PM »
Ow my ears.
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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4163 on: October 16, 2011, 08:50:53 PM »
The twat's wearing strawberry jeggings!  What the fuck?  ???
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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4164 on: October 16, 2011, 08:50:54 PM »
He's even worse than them, fucking hell.

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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4165 on: October 16, 2011, 08:50:59 PM »
Theyre just screaming. He could be sat on a chair smoking a fag
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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4166 on: October 16, 2011, 08:51:20 PM »
Fucking shit as always you smelly mophead.
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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4167 on: October 16, 2011, 08:51:22 PM »
Some breathy nonsense from this twat again.

He should get another tattoo.  'Bottom 2' to add to those girlie tattoos.

Oh, and he's fucking shite as well.
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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4168 on: October 16, 2011, 08:51:22 PM »
How shit is he though really?!?!?!
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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4169 on: October 16, 2011, 08:51:24 PM »
Oh my word. So so bad

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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4170 on: October 16, 2011, 08:51:25 PM »
:lmao

How the FUCK did this twat get put through?

Cannot sing a fucking note.
I trust the King, but if we lose a few more on the trot now - he may have to step aside, and we have to purchase another manager in the middle of the season. If we are relegated, this could be the end of our ambitions to win any title the next 100 years.

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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4171 on: October 16, 2011, 08:51:27 PM »
its so bad i dont even recognise the song hes talking

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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4172 on: October 16, 2011, 08:51:39 PM »
That's fucking painful.

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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4173 on: October 16, 2011, 08:51:40 PM »
he's so fucking shit its unreal

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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4174 on: October 16, 2011, 08:51:45 PM »
HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUSLY BAD.
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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4175 on: October 16, 2011, 08:51:48 PM »
sadly moving your hands around like usher wont help you sing any better
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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4176 on: October 16, 2011, 08:51:51 PM »
hahaha

hes so bad. He just cant hit any sort of note . Fucking Hell Barlow you mentalist what are you on about
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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4177 on: October 16, 2011, 08:51:52 PM »
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao what the fuck is this shite.


Seriously Gary, cop on and tell him hes fucking useless.
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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4178 on: October 16, 2011, 08:51:55 PM »
I love this song, but fuck off Frankie, he's got no power in his voice. Can just tell he's smoked 10 fags before his performance.

Mind you, he will get through 3-1.

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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4179 on: October 16, 2011, 08:52:00 PM »
hahahaha, he's such a dickhead

i love this song, he's about to butcher

Ditto
Can't remember all of it but I remember I was in bed with Paul Bearer making proper passionate love to him, and then all of a sudden he was tossing me off

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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4180 on: October 16, 2011, 08:52:01 PM »
Really? is this the talent coming out of this country, i could fucking win this.
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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4181 on: October 16, 2011, 08:52:03 PM »
I'm sorry now ladies and gents but I'd rather watch this fella than watch Nu Vibe.
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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4182 on: October 16, 2011, 08:52:09 PM »
Genuinely just laughed out loud when he started, so utterly crap.
It looks to me as if we have signed another 'average' player. I'll hold back my complete opinion until I see the lad play

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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4183 on: October 16, 2011, 08:52:13 PM »
Reminds me off the woman that married frasiers dad in Frasier

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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4184 on: October 16, 2011, 08:52:15 PM »
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao what the fuck is this shite.


Seriously Gary, cop on and tell him hes fucking useless.

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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4185 on: October 16, 2011, 08:52:20 PM »
He's got a head like a robbers dog.

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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4186 on: October 16, 2011, 08:52:22 PM »
Honestly, this twat makes Jedward look like fucking U2.
I trust the King, but if we lose a few more on the trot now - he may have to step aside, and we have to purchase another manager in the middle of the season. If we are relegated, this could be the end of our ambitions to win any title the next 100 years.

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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4187 on: October 16, 2011, 08:52:26 PM »
He is absolutely woeful.

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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4188 on: October 16, 2011, 08:52:28 PM »
Hes got a similar singing style to Mariella Frostrup
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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4189 on: October 16, 2011, 08:52:29 PM »
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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4190 on: October 16, 2011, 08:52:29 PM »
its his fucking pug face that makes things even worse for him
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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4191 on: October 16, 2011, 08:52:30 PM »
"i can't be somebody else"

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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4192 on: October 16, 2011, 08:52:31 PM »
He makes every song he sings sound like Toploader.
David Platt has a face like a Michael Myers mask being stretched over a dinosaur egg.
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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4193 on: October 16, 2011, 08:52:31 PM »
My fucking ears.

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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4194 on: October 16, 2011, 08:52:32 PM »
Those fucking jeans. If he had any balls before hand he definitely hasn't now.
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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4195 on: October 16, 2011, 08:52:36 PM »
That was also complete and utter dogshite.

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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4196 on: October 16, 2011, 08:52:38 PM »
Both shit.
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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4197 on: October 16, 2011, 08:52:44 PM »
it started off bad, got worse, and by the end it was truly dreadful

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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4198 on: October 16, 2011, 08:52:47 PM »
It's Frankie's ill-deserved sense of swagger and "made it" that is so utterly off putting. Plus he can't sing...
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Re: The X Factor 2011
« Reply #4199 on: October 16, 2011, 08:52:51 PM »
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