Author Topic: Sky Sports News (genuine thoughts on it as a channel!) (Read 21256 times)

Mr Kipling · « **Reply #240 on:** December 4, 2011, 06:57:33 PM »

Quote from: CornerFlag on December 4, 2011, 06:25:57 PM

Right height. Doesn't have to kneel.

You must be 9ft tall

SFiasco · « **Reply #241 on:** December 4, 2011, 07:02:22 PM »

I always like to think that the presenters are naked from the waist down. Just the female ones obviously, the thought of Jim White flopping about down there telling us how good Rooney is while he's smacked off his tits makes me feel a little bit sick.

Mr Kipling · « **Reply #242 on:** December 4, 2011, 07:34:08 PM »

Quote from: Fiasco on December 4, 2011, 07:02:22 PM

I always like to think that the presenters are naked from the waist down. Just the female ones obviously, the thought of Jim White flopping about down there telling us how good Rooney is while he's smacked off his tits makes me feel a little bit sick.

The way he goes on about Rooney, i doubt it would be 'flopping around'

Just thought I'd leave that mental image with you.

SFiasco · « **Reply #243 on:** December 4, 2011, 07:35:50 PM »

Quote from: Mr Kipling on December 4, 2011, 07:34:08 PM

The way he goes on about Rooney, i doubt it would be 'flopping around'

Just thought I'd leave that image with you.

Fuckinghell

stevieG786 · « **Reply #244 on:** December 5, 2011, 12:21:47 AM »

Charlotte Jackson >>>> Natalie Sawyer

stevieG786 · « **Reply #245 on:** December 12, 2011, 01:23:45 AM »

who's the chick on right now, gorgeous

Samee · « **Reply #246 on:** December 12, 2011, 01:50:26 AM »

Really are a horny fucker ain't ya.

stevieG786 · « **Reply #247 on:** December 12, 2011, 01:57:56 AM »

lol

Matt8Pie · « **Reply #248 on:** December 24, 2011, 11:12:01 AM »

The past few days have just confirmed all my thoughts about this channel and its media agenda. And that "just can't get enough" advert is fucking cringeworthy.

HELLRAZOR · « **Reply #249 on:** December 25, 2011, 10:31:30 PM »

How can i hate it with Natalie sawyer on it. When i die i hope its cos i got suffocated by her boobs

weebroalan · « **Reply #250 on:** December 26, 2011, 05:51:17 PM »

Quote from: Matt8MincePies on December 24, 2011, 11:12:01 AM

The past few days have just confirmed all my thoughts about this channel and its media agenda. And that "just can't get enough" advert is fucking cringeworthy.

I've got to turn it over now when I see it - *cringe*

Anywhichwayucan · « **Reply #251 on:** December 30, 2011, 03:17:08 PM »

So Georgie has left?

BigAl24 · « **Reply #252 on:** December 30, 2011, 03:20:07 PM »

I was pissed off at it earlier when it had the Liverpool Newcastle preview. And showed the home records between Kenny and Hodgson at this stage of the last two seasons, showing Kenny's home record picking up less points than Roy's. Annoyed me.

Smudgester · « **Reply #253 on:** December 30, 2011, 03:25:07 PM »

Quote from: BigAl24 on December 30, 2011, 03:20:07 PM

I was pissed off at it earlier when it had the Liverpool Newcastle preview. And showed the home records between Kenny and Hodgson at this stage of the last two seasons, showing Kenny's home record picking up less points than Roy's. Annoyed me.

Why would SSN do that ? It has no bearing or relevance on tonight's game at all.

King_Poetic · « **Reply #254 on:** December 30, 2011, 03:42:51 PM »

Quote from: BigAl24 on December 30, 2011, 03:20:07 PM

I was pissed off at it earlier when it had the Liverpool Newcastle preview. And showed the home records between Kenny and Hodgson at this stage of the last two seasons, showing Kenny's home record picking up less points than Roy's. Annoyed me.

I thought of this thread just as I saw this. I mean why oh why would they do this? What are they trying to say? What has it got to do with the match tonight?

Why didn't they do the away records? why not where we were in the table this time last year? why not roy's home record with us and that of west brom's?

They are a horrible channel

DangerScouse · « **Reply #255 on:** January 2, 2012, 12:50:03 PM »

Stelling insinuating to Thommo earlier that the club should apologise to Evra, fuck off you fat clueless c*nt. No mention of the part Evra played in the whole thing either. The F.A.'s "findings" are now gospel it seems.

shelovesyou · « **Reply #256 on:** January 2, 2012, 10:46:17 PM »

Quote from: DangerScouse on January 2, 2012, 12:50:03 PM

Stelling insinuating to Thommo earlier that the club should apologise to Evra, fuck off you fat clueless c*nt. No mention of the part Evra played in the whole thing either. The F.A.'s "findings" are now gospel it seems.

Ah but its not even the FA's findings . . . thats what makes all this Evra backing even more Hilarious.
They still dont realise who came to the fucking conclusions.

1021 · « **Reply #257 on:** January 12, 2012, 02:38:52 PM »

I'm pretty sure they've just petitioned the Pope to canonise Harry Redknapp amongst all those statistics, montages, and graphics of his Tottenham Hotspurs reign, a moment a go.

Out of intrest when Spurs inevitably fail to win the title/challenge in the last two months, will they rip him to shreds for failing to deliver on his promises al a Rafa's 'guarntee' that we would finish forth in 2009/10.

Or will they laud his brave, English effort, with his threadbare 25 man squad, mention how poor Ledley was out and no one saw it coming, and say he would have fared better if he'd done some more buisness in the January window, but showing the Sky cameras around his office took longer than he expected and he missed Levy's calls?

Anywhichwayucan · « **Reply #258 on:** January 12, 2012, 02:51:18 PM »

Charlotte Jackson is an absolute treat. Absolutely gorgeous.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #259 on:** January 12, 2012, 02:52:33 PM »

Ok, that James Brown thing may have been funny once but now its getting a bit worn.

I swear Le Tissier nearly wet himself with excitement on Saturday when James Brown scored for Hartlepool. He was screaming and shreiking like an overgrown schoolgirl he was so excited.

Now James Brown isnt exactley an unusual name is it? I know a couple of James' and Jim Brown's.

Now...If Southampton signed a striker called Mick Jagger and he scored, i could forgive the big gormless twat that is Le Tiss from jumping up, pouting his lips, pulling his jacket down over his shoulders and proceed to strut around the studio like a chicken.

lachesis · « **Reply #260 on:** January 12, 2012, 03:04:56 PM »

Haven't watched it in years. Even when I was 19 I'd gotten onto the fact that it actually had about 10 minutes worth of content that was always promised 'after the break' and was often delivered in the little gap between 2-3pm with developments promised through the evening.

Jack the Red · « **Reply #261 on:** January 12, 2012, 03:13:59 PM »

It's fucking shite.

sammyboy · « **Reply #262 on:** January 12, 2012, 04:26:47 PM »

Quote from: Jack the Red on January 12, 2012, 03:13:59 PM

It's fucking shite.

But is there an alternative? I'd far rather have this on in the background if I'm in the house on Saturday than anything else.

Upanishad · « **Reply #263 on:** January 12, 2012, 05:13:37 PM »

Quote from: sammyboy on January 12, 2012, 04:26:47 PM

But is there an alternative?

Mendelssohn? Rachmaninov??

Jack the Red · « **Reply #264 on:** January 12, 2012, 07:39:40 PM »

Quote from: sammyboy on January 12, 2012, 04:26:47 PM

But is there an alternative? I'd far rather have this on in the background if I'm in the house on Saturday than anything else.

Yes...not putting it on. If you've got Sky, you must have the LFC channel, I'd much rather have that on in the background. Or even Eurosport.

jaffod · « **Reply #265 on:** January 12, 2012, 08:12:06 PM »

Quote from: stevieG786 on December 5, 2011, 12:21:47 AM

Charlotte Jackson >>>> Natalie Sawyer

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote from: Anywhichwayucan on December 30, 2011, 03:17:08 PM

So Georgie has left?

Probably in rehab, she's looked like a fucking crackwhore the last few times she was on.

Fordy · « **Reply #266 on:** January 12, 2012, 08:13:43 PM »

Quote from: Anywhichwayucan on January 12, 2012, 02:51:18 PM

Charlotte Jackson is an absolute treat. Absolutely gorgeous.

Yeah to head up the Sky F1 channel.

Fordy · « **Reply #267 on:** January 12, 2012, 08:14:17 PM »

Quote from: jaffod on January 12, 2012, 08:12:06 PM

Probably in rehab, she's looked like a fucking crackwhore the last few times she was on.

Cruiser · « **Reply #268 on:** January 12, 2012, 10:11:41 PM »

Quote from: jaffod on January 12, 2012, 08:12:06 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

In terms of personality Charlotte pisses over Natalie. Shes got a real vibrant and friendly personality whereas Natalie comes across as a bit fake and acting too much for the camera with her eyes and expressions.

But looks and tits, Natalie wins anyday

checkolad · « **Reply #269 on:** January 12, 2012, 10:52:16 PM »

I doubt some of the women on it are there by merit. There must be other women who are more capable but not as good looking.

medley · « **Reply #270 on:** January 12, 2012, 11:01:50 PM »

Is Di Stewart still around? Last time I had Sky she was presenting some Golf show. Olivia Godfrey, Millie Clode, Rachel Wyse and Natalie Sawyer were my favourites (perv mode disengaged)

sinnermichael · « **Reply #271 on:** January 12, 2012, 11:44:02 PM »

Quote from: Cruiser on January 12, 2012, 10:11:41 PM

In terms of personality Charlotte pisses over Natalie. Shes got a real vibrant and friendly personality whereas Natalie comes across as a bit fake and acting too much for the camera with her eyes and expressions.

But looks and tits, Natalie wins anyday

stevieG786 · « **Reply #272 on:** January 13, 2012, 03:51:33 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgkuLvsRG5I

This one needs a good seeing too

Anywhichwayucan · « **Reply #273 on:** January 13, 2012, 03:57:43 AM »

Anyone more irritating than

?

WarringtonRed · « **Reply #274 on:** February 1, 2012, 07:38:44 PM »

Racist now too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6DNBG71Vig&feature=player_embedded

sirjames · « **Reply #275 on:** February 1, 2012, 07:44:01 PM »

It's a comedy channel

Mother.F · « **Reply #276 on:** February 1, 2012, 08:16:09 PM »

Quote from: checkolad on January 12, 2012, 10:52:16 PM

I doubt some of the women on it are there by merit. There must be other women who are more capable but not as good looking.

Of course. But one read of this thread makes clear that Sky know *exactly* what they're doing. Accessible tits and flashy graphics. They certainly don't have any verity to sport, or any concept of what 'news' should be. From their point of view it's brilliant, and really just exposes everyone as the easily manipulated plebs that we are.

andymanlfc · « **Reply #277 on:** March 7, 2012, 11:41:50 AM »

http://www.101greatgoals.com/gvideos/charlie-nicholas-gets-out-the-trombone-during-arsenal-3-ac-milan-0/

Adeemo · « **Reply #278 on:** March 7, 2012, 11:50:10 AM »

Quote from: andymanlfc on March 7, 2012, 11:41:50 AM

http://www.101greatgoals.com/gvideos/charlie-nicholas-gets-out-the-trombone-during-arsenal-3-ac-milan-0/

Haha, what a dick.

stevieG786 · « **Reply #279 on:** March 15, 2012, 12:22:43 AM »

This bitch on SSN now is absolute jizz material

Hottest presenter by far.