Author Topic: Songs For Players We Haven't Signed But May Or May Not Sign (Read 39937 times)

electricghost · « **Reply #240 on:** July 17, 2012, 07:03:33 PM »

To the tune of Raindrops keep Falling on my Head

Walcott has left his man for dead
He's dead fast and makes defenders look like proper teds
Makes them all look shit
But, his crosses are fallin' in row zed, they keep fallin'

Smellytrabs · « **Reply #241 on:** July 23, 2012, 11:10:37 AM »

Quote from: Scottish-Don on July 12, 2012, 08:32:55 PM

That's Amore :

When the ball hits the net
Like its been heaven sent
It's Borini

When the ball hits the net,
It's a fairly safe bet,
It's Borini, (It's Borini!)

Well he came here from Rome,
And he loves scoring goals,
It's Borini, (It's Borini!)

Kochevnik · « **Reply #242 on:** July 23, 2012, 12:38:42 PM »

Quote from: electricghost on July 17, 2012, 07:03:33 PM

To the tune of Raindrops keep Falling on my Head

Walcott has left his man for dead
He's dead fast and makes defenders look like proper teds
Makes them all look shit
But, his crosses are fallin' in row zed, they keep fallin'

I may be the only one, but I actually think that's quality.

AK47 · « **Reply #243 on:** July 23, 2012, 01:59:23 PM »

Here's a very generic one for most players we're linked with:

We don't know who you are
we hope you are a star
a speedy nice hard working chap
so please don't be a pile of cr*p

ruairimacliam · « **Reply #244 on:** July 23, 2012, 09:00:44 PM »

For Charlie Adams or Joe Cole,

Pork Pie, Sausage Roll
Come on Charlie/Joe Cole
Give us a goal.

harleydanger · « **Reply #245 on:** July 24, 2012, 10:46:45 AM »

Ba-Ba Ba-Ba Ba-Ba, his name Dejemba Ba
Ba-Ba Ba-Ba Ba-Ba, his name Dejemba Ba
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba

electricghost · « **Reply #246 on:** July 24, 2012, 12:08:50 PM »

Ba, ba, Dejemba,
You are not a wool.
Yes sir, yes sir,
Your purple bin is full.

electricghost · « **Reply #247 on:** July 24, 2012, 03:12:31 PM »

To Knowing Me Knowing You

Walking through The Shankly Gates, stars in my eyes
You'll Never Walk Alone, these are the cries

Deulofeu, Deulofeu (ah-haa)
There is nothing he can't do
Deulofeu, Deulofeu (ah-haa)
You just have to face it, every time we're through
Scoring is never easy, I know but watch him go
Deulofeu, Deulofeu
He's the best it is true

tubby · « **Reply #248 on:** July 24, 2012, 03:57:59 PM »

To the tune of Robert De Niro's Waiting..

We've got Borini playing
The scoring Italian
(Scoring Italian)

Or something like that.

Arcadian · « **Reply #249 on:** July 24, 2012, 04:43:44 PM »

Quote from: electricghost on July 17, 2012, 07:03:33 PM

To the tune of Raindrops keep Falling on my Head

Walcott has left his man for dead
He's dead fast and makes defenders look like proper teds
Makes them all look shit
But, his crosses are fallin' in row zed, they keep fallin'

Ace!

"Ninja Skrtel" · « **Reply #250 on:** July 25, 2012, 11:33:22 AM »

(Bette Davis Eyes)

His flair is solid gold
His pace a sweet surprise
His form is never cold
He's got those Borini thighs

He'll turn the game on you
You won't have to think twice
The net is going to explode
He's got those Borini thighs

And he'll tease you
Then he'll squeeze through
Score goals that's what he'll do
He's precocious and he knows just what it takes to make a pro blush
His feet are on fire and his mouth full of knives
He's got those Borini thighs

Harinder · « **Reply #251 on:** July 26, 2012, 11:26:14 PM »

Brendan you gotta let me know
Should Andy stay or should he go?
If you say that he'll be fine
He'll be here til the end of time
So you got to let RAWK know
Should Andy stay or should he go?

Its Always tease tease tease
John Henry has RAWK on their knees
One day is Demps, next day is crap
Will Gaston's agent shut his trap?
Well come on and let RAWK know
Should Andy stay or should he go?

Who will stay and who will go now?
Who will stay and who will go now?
If Aqua stays do you fear trouble?
If it is Downing it will be double
ch-aa-Arlie Adam who's to know?

Shoud Andy stay? I say don't go

macca888 · « **Reply #252 on:** July 27, 2012, 01:55:00 AM »

Quote from: Harinder on July 26, 2012, 11:26:14 PM

Brendan you gotta let me know
Should Andy stay or should he go?
If you say that he'll be fine
He'll be here til the end of time
So you got to let RAWK know
Should Andy stay or should he go?

Its Always tease tease tease
John Henry has RAWK on their knees
One day is Demps, next day is crap
Will Gaston's agent shut his trap?
Well come on and let RAWK know
Should Andy stay or should he go?

Who will stay and who will go now?
Who will stay and who will go now?
If Aqua stays do you fear trouble?
If it is Downing it will be double
ch-aa-Arlie Adam who's to know?

Shoud Andy stay? I say don't go

An instant classic my good man.

zero zero · « **Reply #253 on:** July 27, 2012, 08:44:11 AM »

Quote from: Harinder on July 26, 2012, 11:26:14 PM

If Aqua stays do you fear trouble?
If it is Downing it will be double

Excellent one

Andy · « **Reply #254 on:** July 28, 2012, 11:26:22 AM »

Bit off-topic (and sorry if I've inadvertently nicked this from somewhere else), but when we play Norwich...

You all look the same,
You all look the same,
You're so inbred,
You all look the same.

tiger_ted · « **Reply #255 on:** July 28, 2012, 10:50:21 PM »

Quote from: Smellytrabs on July 23, 2012, 11:10:37 AM

When the ball hits the net,
It's a fairly safe bet,
It's Borini, (It's Borini!)

Well he came here from Rome,
And he loves scoring goals,
It's Borini, (It's Borini!)

Coady · « **Reply #256 on:** July 28, 2012, 10:54:23 PM »

Every thread seems to get locked by oddball, is he a power freak?

macca888 · « **Reply #257 on:** July 29, 2012, 01:23:10 AM »

Quote from: Coady on July 28, 2012, 10:54:23 PM

Every thread seems to get locked by oddball, is he a power freak?

Shittest song ever. Don't even say what tune it's to.

Harinder · « **Reply #258 on:** July 29, 2012, 01:57:40 AM »

Quote from: macca888 on July 29, 2012, 01:23:10 AM

Shittest song ever. Don't even say what tune it's to.

The Police?

Every piss you take
And every post you make
Every rule you break, every ban you take
Oddball's modding you

Every single day
Twitters words you hear
Every game you play, every night you stay
Oddball's modding you

Oh can't you see
You're post seems wrong to him
How poor Fordy aches
With Adam and his fate

Every post you make
And give Andy Carroll no break
Every stat you fake, ITK you stake
Oddball's modding you

Players gone You've been lost Gaitan no trace
You dream at night and can only see his face
You look around for our players to replace
RAWK feels so cold and you long for someone else

Oddball keeps crying poster, poster, please

Andy · « **Reply #259 on:** July 29, 2012, 09:42:44 AM »

Quote from: Harinder on July 29, 2012, 01:57:40 AM

Oddball keeps crying poster, poster, please

You are on a great run of form!

electricghost · « **Reply #260 on:** July 29, 2012, 02:38:40 PM »

Sailing

Nuri Sahin, Nuri Sahin
Came here, cross the sea
Nuri Sahin, now he lets us
Get rid of Adam, on a free

macca888 · « **Reply #261 on:** July 30, 2012, 12:46:40 AM »

Quote from: Harinder on July 29, 2012, 01:57:40 AM

The Police?

Harinder, you are RAWK's very own Bernie Taupin. Good form sir, keep it up

Capon Debaser · « **Reply #262 on:** July 30, 2012, 01:04:12 AM »

To The Beatles - Love Me Do...

Ryad Boudebouz
You know we love you
We'll always be true
So plea,eee ee ease,Dont be poo (Like Poulsen)
Whoa,dont be poo.....(Like Poulsen)

Yea,eh,dont be poo....(Like Poulsen)

Il Capitano · « **Reply #263 on:** July 30, 2012, 01:11:36 AM »

Quote from: Harinder on July 29, 2012, 01:57:40 AM

The Police?

Every piss you take
And every post you make
Every rule you break, every ban you take
Oddball's modding you

Fantastic mate, cracked up at that.

Harinder · « **Reply #264 on:** July 30, 2012, 10:38:47 PM »

Thanks for the plaudits. Won't happen that often

Crimson_Tank · « **Reply #265 on:** August 4, 2012, 02:47:01 PM »

Cross it up
Pass it down
Cross it up
Pass it down to the ground
Cross it up
Cool down
Shoot it up
And get the goal not the woodwork.

Ev'rybody have fun tonight
Ev'rybody have fun tonight
Ev'rybody Higuaín Chung tonight
Ev'rybody have fun tonight
Ev'rybody Higuaín Chung tonight

Arcadian · « **Reply #266 on:** August 5, 2012, 12:43:03 AM »

Quote from: "Ninja Skrtel" on July 25, 2012, 11:33:22 AM

(Bette Davis Eyes)

His flair is solid gold
His pace a sweet surprise
His form is never cold
He's got those Borini thighs

He'll turn the game on you
You won't have to think twice
The net is going to explode
He's got those Borini thighs

And he'll tease you
Then he'll squeeze through
Score goals that's what he'll do
He's precocious and he knows just what it takes to make a pro blush
His feet are on fire and his mouth full of knives
He's got those Borini thighs

Ha! Soooo so good.

electricghost · « **Reply #267 on:** August 6, 2012, 01:03:11 PM »

Little Lies

Afellay,
Ibrahim Afellay
(Ibra, Ibra, Afellay)
Oh, yes, yes, he can't half fly
(Can't half fly, yes he can't half fly)
Afellay
Ibrahim Afellay

Garstonite · « **Reply #268 on:** August 6, 2012, 01:17:12 PM »

Tello... is it me you're looking for?

What's the procedure Mr Mod? · « **Reply #269 on:** August 6, 2012, 01:18:35 PM »

Quote from: electricghost on August 6, 2012, 01:03:11 PM

Little Lies

Afellay,
Ibrahim Afellay
(Ibra, Ibra, Afellay)
Oh, yes, yes, he can't half fly
(Can't half fly, yes he can't half fly)
Afellay
Ibrahim Afellay

That is both hilarious and ridiculous.

Always_A_Red · « **Reply #270 on:** August 9, 2012, 03:00:04 PM »

His Tattoo proved he was a red, Agger, Agger
You’ll never walk Alone it said, Agger, Agger
We love the lad, he’s our great dane,
Reject all bids from city again...
Daniel Agger, our world class CB
nananananananana

I'll get my coat.....

Capon Debaser · « **Reply #271 on:** August 14, 2012, 01:23:56 PM »

Tello? Is it Nuri youre looking for?
Coady wonders where you are
Adam hasnt got a clue
Cos hes too busy eating sausages which make him want a poo

Carlito Roberto · « **Reply #272 on:** August 14, 2012, 01:28:53 PM »

Against Newcastle.

You say Cabeye,
I say Tello
Tello, Tello,
I don't know why you say Cabeye
I say Tello.

Melbred · « **Reply #273 on:** August 14, 2012, 01:55:28 PM »

It's "Tay-yo" though.

Bendomac · « **Reply #274 on:** August 14, 2012, 02:06:45 PM »

I've been alone with you Inside my mind
And in my dreams you've score a goal
A thousand times
I sometimes see you
Pass outside my door

Tello!
Is it me you're looking for?
You have come here score goals
You have come here for the soul
You're all I've ever wanted
And the goal is open wide
And you know just what to do
Because your Spanish like the fool/El Nino 2
And I want to tell you so much
I love you

HELLRAZOR · « **Reply #275 on:** August 14, 2012, 02:28:00 PM »

Taoi Cruz

"i throw my hands up in the Kop most games sayin Tello
what a great goal"

Anything Will Do · « **Reply #276 on:** August 14, 2012, 02:43:35 PM »

Tello, we sing Tello. When his loan spell ends he won't wanna go home.

Capon Debaser · « **Reply #277 on:** August 14, 2012, 02:59:55 PM »

For Tello

Tay O,Tay O
Dirk Kuyt gone,Maxi gone an go home
Tay,me say Tay,me say Tay,me say Tay
Me say tay, me say Tay O
Dirk Kuyt gone,Maxi gone an go home

Mr Kipling · « **Reply #278 on:** August 14, 2012, 03:11:29 PM »

"Tello, you fool, I love you Come on join the joyriiiiiide, Join the joyride"

choi · « **Reply #279 on:** August 14, 2012, 03:20:37 PM »

I just came to say Tello http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUONl2RPDmM