Oh, and he's a player who told the Owl to get fucked when he tried to make him play hoofball to Torres. When the likes of Benayoun, Riera, Torres and dare I say it, even Kuyt were looking to leave us as rumours of our potential fall into administration started growing stronger, Agger came out with this memorable quote, " I'm no rat leaving a sinking ship". That alone warrants my eternal worship for this Danish footballing god. He'd have been our version of Beckenbauer had he played for us in the 80's, and I'm being deadly serious here.