Topic: Michael 'Gissa Job' Owen

[gazzalfc]

You should listen to Rob Dorsett on SSN. He should have Owen Cock sucker underneath his name.

Stoke have moved on and made some marquee signings like Peter Crouch.

[jaffod]

Has he really signed for Stoke? Fuckin' hell.

[FernandoSusoLFC]

Stoke City? Are they in Europa again?

[MichaelA]

I reckon he owes Bet365 a mint and this is how he plans to pay off his gambling debts

[HighSix]

Good on him coming out of retirement, the Brett Favre of the premier league.

[Dirk18Kuyt]

Well I don't care what anybody thinks but I can't wait to see him playing regularly again, hopefully he will be doing. Liverpool and England hero back in the day for me, childhood hero!

[Mouth]

Has he really signed for Stoke? Fuckin' hell.

Nah he has just agreed to be a mascot.

Well I don't care what anybody thinks but I can't wait to see him playing regularly again, hopefully he will be doing. Liverpool and England hero back in the day for me, childhood hero!

Hahaha like thats going to happen, fucking permacrock he is.

[kates bush]

Poor old Michael, I used to like him once. Once.

[kates bush]

He is a fargin sneaky bastich.

[kates bush]

Fargin corksucker, sneaky bastich icehole.

[Bakez0151]

Hope he goes to a shite team and ends his career positively. I know he's a twat like and all tha but don't really give one, was one of me heroes as a kid and probably part of the reason I support Liverpool. (90s kid before anyone says somethin smart arse) Now he's left the Mancs I don't feel as bad as saying that... especially considering you could barely count him as one of their players.

[idontknow]

This. I would laugh my tits off watching him being unable to get a game at Stoke, leaving and going on to claim he can 'still do a job at the highest level'.

Stoke play at a higher level than most teams. Or at a greater height. And when I say play ...  I'd love to see Delap launching Owen into the penalty area, 40 yards, up and across, Crouch punting him back - the Human Boomerang.

[Matt8Pie]

Poor old Michael, I used to like him once. Once.

He is a fargin sneaky bastich.

Fargin corksucker, sneaky bastich icehole.

Been on the ale, mate?

[The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society]

is kates bush sabu pundit?

[LondonRedMan]

Was surprised at the claims that Everton were in for him. Surprised he didn't choose Everton over Stoke. Surely Everton are bigger than Stoke.

[gerrardisgod]

Stoke probably offered him a bigger pay deal.

[anfieldpurch]

Stoke probably offered him a bigger pay deal.

or less playing time

[El_Pistolero]

Stoke probably offered him a bigger pay deal.

Or, more likely, they have the more comfortable treatment bench. Everton probably just use the floor... do they have floors at Goodison?

[And Could He Play]

he's signed for Stoke?

[SenorGarcia]

or less playing time

 

[Le Jake]

We should take him back here, Liverpool hero, can put the ball in the back of the net, just what we need.

[rob1408]

We should take him back here, Liverpool hero, can put the ball in the back of the net, just what we need.

Must try harder.

[♠Dirty Harry♠]

We should take him back here, Liverpool hero, can put the ball in the back of the net, just what we need.

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Unbelievable and shameful stuff really, I don't know what the producers were thinking having poor Mickey play with a ginger kid and that fat bastard Southall, disgusting behaviour.

[Bob Loblaw]

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Unbelievable and shameful stuff really, I don't what the producers were thinking having poor Mickey play with a ginger kid and that fat bastard Southall, disgusting behaviour.

Nah that's just his competitive streak. All the top players nee to have that.

[lfcshaunod]

Baffles me evry time I see that video.

Why? Why is he being such a dick?

[jaffod]

Baffles me evry time I see that video.

Why? Why is he being such a dick?

Erm.....

[Thush]

Unbelievable and shameful stuff really, I don't what the producers were thinking having poor Mickey play with a ginger kid and that fat bastard Southall, disgusting behaviour.

To be fair, Bogdan has come a long way since that video.

[bogrollsbike]

He hasn't signed for stoke,he was spotted there wearing a sandwich board handing out those leaflets he had printed out a few years back about how hes still good and doesnt have the legs of a syphilitic tramp.

[Haemogoblin]

I think the fact that they didn't edit out Southall's remark, on Owen's own show, suggests the people who worked on the show thought it was a bit classless too. You can see the binman bristling because the quiet young lad looks a bit discouraged by Owen laughing at him and generally taking the piss out of the whole session.

[cox3100]

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Unbelievable and shameful stuff really, I don't what the producers were thinking having poor Mickey play with a ginger kid and that fat bastard Southall, disgusting behaviour.

never actually seen that before

fucking cant believe he was once my favourite player when i was younger,its not bad enough that the kids a ginner he has to be ribbed by michael medal thief owen.

cant stand southall but wish he had of decked that little judas c*nt

[Spanish Al]

Just sign for Everton please, that would be funny.

[DangerScouse]

Well I don't care what anybody thinks but I can't wait to see him playing regularly again, hopefully he will be doing. Liverpool and England hero back in the day for me, childhood hero!

You're entitled to your opinion mate but I'd be delighted if the vermin Manc twat never kicked a ball again.

[redrockydennis]

never actually seen that before

fucking cant believe he was once my favourite player when i was younger,its not bad enough that the kids a ginner he has to be ribbed by michael medal thief owen.

cant stand southall but wish he had of decked that little judas c*nt

First time I've seen it too, another reason to hate Owen.

[TALBERT]

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Unbelievable and shameful stuff really, I don't know what the producers were thinking having poor Mickey play with a ginger kid and that fat bastard Southall, disgusting behaviour.

'Well done he's 13' comment by Neville Southall

Michael Owen's Soccer Skill's which this clip I think is from was filmed in 1999

So Owen would have only been 19 so only 6 years older than the kid

but this was no excuse to be a complete c*nt.....

I worshipped Owen as a Kid.....

And I don't know why? the man is a smug self centred cretin of the highest order........

He's a Championship player at best now......

[jaybeezay]

I counted 3 misses including 2 saves. Crap.
Wanker.

[El Phes]

Judas c*nt

[-Q-]

I can see why Stoke want Owen, with his aerial ability... oh wait no... Tony Pulis, what are you doing?

[givemekaliber]

'Well done he's 13' comment by Neville Southall

Michael Owen's Soccer Skill's which this clip I think is from was filmed in 1999

So Owen would have only been 19 so only 6 years older than the kid

but this was no excuse to be a complete c*nt.....

I worshipped Owen as a Kid.....

And I don't know why? the man is a smug self centred cretin of the highest order........

He's a Championship player at best now......

Southall was plainly wound up there cause Owen was being a plain young immature bell end
A bit like he is now minus the young

[carling]

Does he still exist?

[Sr Harvest Fiields]

Who?