so many twaty footballers you could go as. Got any chest hair?
go as a cowboy, swag of cash, yeeeeeeeehaw. epic swindle
go as a suit, a prawn sandwich.
go as armchair.
go with your pants round your ankles, some leaves, and you can be sir elax
go with a toilet cupable door and you can be an martin edwards.
take four inflatable people facing the other way to you and you can be the poznan.