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Fulham F.C.         v         Liverpool F.C.

Date:                09 May 2011
Kick-off Time:  20:00 GMT
Venue:              Craven Cottage, London

Team News:-
M Jovanovic            Knee             Possible
M Kelly                   Hamstring      Unavailable
S Gerrard               Groin             Unavailable
D Agger                 Knee              Unavailable
F Aurelio                Hamstring       Unlikely


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SRAWL 0-15 and 45-60
Finn Solomon 15-30 and 60-75
Aristotle 30-45 and 75-90

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Re: Fulham v Liverpool - 8PM
« Reply #1 on: May 9, 2011, 07:03:59 pm »
Reina
Flanagan-Carragher-Skrtel-Johnson
Maxi-Spearing-Lucas-Meireles
Kuyt-Suarez

Subs: Gulacsi, Kyrgiakos, Wilson, Cole, Shelvey, Poulsen, Robinson.
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Re: Fulham v Liverpool - 8PM
« Reply #2 on: May 9, 2011, 07:05:15 pm »
Good luck guys, lets hope no-one upfront gets injured. Very thin up there!
Although I suppose we can go 1 upfront with Cole in the Hole.

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Re: Fulham v Liverpool - 8PM
« Reply #3 on: May 9, 2011, 07:23:17 pm »
For those wondering about Ngog, he was taken off at half time during the reserve game last week, so the assumption is that he is injured.

Anyway I am out as I am at work and will only be watching the game when I get home! Have a good one lads!

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Re: Fulham v Liverpool - 8PM
« Reply #4 on: May 9, 2011, 07:39:06 pm »
Hi boys!

I might be delayed a little - a presentation on pathologies of the vertebral column is demanding my full attention. ::)

But how awesome is it that it's Carra's 666th match today?
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Re: Fulham v Liverpool - 8PM
« Reply #5 on: May 9, 2011, 07:40:53 pm »
Hi boys!

I might be delayed a little - a presentation on pathologies of the vertebral column is demanding my full attention. ::)

But how awesome is it that it's Carra's 666th match today?

Reminds me of my Parasitology lectures ;). I am hoping that the others turn up tonight!
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Re: Fulham v Liverpool - 8PM
« Reply #6 on: May 9, 2011, 07:42:04 pm »
Hi boys!

I might be delayed a little - a presentation on pathologies of the vertebral column is demanding my full attention. ::)

But how awesome is it that it's Carra's 666th match today?

It's almost as if he was hellbent on reaching that number

*gets coat and leaves*
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Re: Fulham v Liverpool - 8PM
« Reply #7 on: May 9, 2011, 07:43:40 pm »
And the bad jokes commence....

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Re: Fulham v Liverpool - 8PM
« Reply #8 on: May 9, 2011, 07:44:37 pm »
Hi boys!

I might be delayed a little - a presentation on pathologies of the vertebral column is demanding my full attention. ::)

But how awesome is it that it's Carra's 666th match today?

Put your back into it!
aaaaannnd..... I'm out.

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Re: Fulham v Liverpool - 8PM
« Reply #9 on: May 9, 2011, 07:46:36 pm »
Anyone with a guess with what ref gave us 2 red cards in this game?
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Re: Fulham v Liverpool - 8PM
« Reply #10 on: May 9, 2011, 07:48:22 pm »
Anyone with a guess with what ref gave us 2 red cards in this game?

Lee "fucktard" Mason
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Re: Fulham v Liverpool - 8PM
« Reply #11 on: May 9, 2011, 07:57:02 pm »
Lee "fucktard" Mason

Correct. He looks a bit like Webb ;).
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Re: Fulham v Liverpool - 8PM
« Reply #12 on: May 9, 2011, 07:59:39 pm »
my stream showing the newly added michael jackson statue....  :o

come on you RED MEN   :scarf

Of course it is. Who can forget that time Jackson played in London and a few Fulham supporters saw it.

That's why the made it wasn't it? ???
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Re: Fulham v Liverpool - 8PM
« Reply #13 on: May 9, 2011, 08:00:13 pm »
Of course it is. Who can forget that time Jackson played in London and a few Fulham supporters saw it.

That's why the made it wasn't it? ???

Haha I like the way that their website has a sub-menu just for Michael Jackson :D.
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Re: Fulham v Liverpool - 8PM
« Reply #14 on: May 9, 2011, 08:00:39 pm »
Put your back into it!
aaaaannnd..... I'm out.

I love you just for this comment. ;D

Might bring it tomorrow... :P
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Re: Fulham v Liverpool - 8PM
« Reply #15 on: May 9, 2011, 08:01:23 pm »
1 Fulham kick off and lose the ball pretty much straight away to Liverpool.... GOOOALLLLL MAXXIIII!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Fulham v Liverpool - 8PM
« Reply #16 on: May 9, 2011, 08:01:45 pm »
Lovely!!!!

Maxi for the win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not even 30 seconds into the match!


GOAL MAXI!

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Re: Fulham v Liverpool - 8PM
« Reply #17 on: May 9, 2011, 08:02:23 pm »
0:30 - Liverpool on the break. Suarez crosses the ball, keeper with a bad clearance and it's 1-0 Maxi
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Re: Fulham v Liverpool - 8PM
« Reply #18 on: May 9, 2011, 08:02:33 pm »
LUCAS puts an awesome pass into Suarez down the left and Suarez runs it in and tries to cross the ball to Kuyt, but one of Fulhams defenders gets a touch and it falls to hit the post and off.....Maxi follows and scores!!!! Thier keper did nothing!!!!!!!
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Re: Fulham v Liverpool - 8PM
« Reply #19 on: May 9, 2011, 08:03:22 pm »
2 - Foul - Murphy - Yellow card - Murphy puts in a dangerous late challenge on Lucas......mouths off at the ref and gets a deserved yellow.
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Re: Fulham v Liverpool - 8PM
« Reply #20 on: May 9, 2011, 08:05:27 pm »
4 - Foul - Fulham - Dempsey nicks into the back of Lucas and Lucas. Murphy has another bitch at the referee........Free kick is lost.........Liverpool manage to get the ball back and a good one two on the left but unfortunatly the cross in is intercepted.
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Re: Fulham v Liverpool - 8PM
« Reply #21 on: May 9, 2011, 08:05:56 pm »
Nice one, Jay. ;D

I gather he's been practising his goal shots lately.
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Re: Fulham v Liverpool - 8PM
« Reply #22 on: May 9, 2011, 08:06:58 pm »
GET IN !!! MAXIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Fulham 0 - 1 Liverpool (Maxi, 30 seconds)
« Reply #23 on: May 9, 2011, 08:07:07 pm »
Maxi Rodriguez again !!!!!!!
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Re: Fulham v Liverpool - 8PM
« Reply #24 on: May 9, 2011, 08:07:13 pm »
I can't believe it.

Maxi does it again.
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Re: Fulham 0 - 1 Liverpool (Maxi, 30 seconds)
« Reply #25 on: May 9, 2011, 08:07:52 pm »
This Maxi fellow is gash. Voronin mk 2. Typical bosman signing :D :D
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Re: Fulham 0 - 1 Liverpool (Maxi, 30 seconds)
« Reply #26 on: May 9, 2011, 08:08:08 pm »
7 - Ball is dinked over the midfield to Johnson who takes a look at the centre and smashes a pin point cross into Maxi who takes it calmly by putting it into the bottom right corner!!!!! HATRICK???
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Re: Fulham 0 - 1 Liverpool (Maxi, 30 seconds)
« Reply #27 on: May 9, 2011, 08:08:35 pm »
I think we should sell Maxi.............remind people of anyone in particular that frequents the Maxi thread?
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Re: Fulham 0 - 2 Liverpool (Maxi 1min, 6min)
« Reply #28 on: May 9, 2011, 08:10:06 pm »
I've said it before, but I'll gladly say it again - I love the Travelling KOP. They're awesome. ;D
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Re: Fulham 0 - 2 Liverpool (Maxi 1min, 6min)
« Reply #29 on: May 9, 2011, 08:10:13 pm »
Anyone else thing that was a bookable foul by Murphy Sidwell on Suarez there ???



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Re: Fulham 0 - 2 Liverpool (Maxi 1min, 6min)
« Reply #30 on: May 9, 2011, 08:10:34 pm »
9 - Sidwell catches Suarez....ref allows Johnson to go on in to the box but then loses the ball to go for a corner. Probably should have been drawn back for that foul on Suarez.
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Re: Fulham 0 - 2 Liverpool (Maxi 1min, 6min)
« Reply #31 on: May 9, 2011, 08:11:18 pm »
I must say, as good as we've been.... this Fulham side have been poor so far. I guess we can only beat what is in front of us. However, are we making them look shite or is this typical Fulham? Your thougts?
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Re: Fulham 0 - 2 Liverpool (Maxi 1min, 6min)
« Reply #32 on: May 9, 2011, 08:12:03 pm »
It's funny that many people (myself included) were being cautiously optimistic for a 0-1 win ;D
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Re: Fulham 0 - 2 Liverpool (Maxi 1min, 6min)
« Reply #33 on: May 9, 2011, 08:12:11 pm »
Commentators commenting on how good Flanagan is and how versatile he is.
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Re: Fulham 0 - 2 Liverpool (Maxi 1min, 6min)
« Reply #34 on: May 9, 2011, 08:12:44 pm »
12 - Skrtel is down as Dempsey leads into a jump with his elbow......think Skrtel will be ok, but that was a bit dangerous by Dempsey.
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Re: Fulham 0 - 2 Liverpool (Maxi 1min, 6min)
« Reply #35 on: May 9, 2011, 08:12:48 pm »
Skrtel down, elbow to the face (nose?) from Dempsey
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Re: Fulham 0 - 2 Liverpool (Maxi 1min, 6min)
« Reply #36 on: May 9, 2011, 08:13:00 pm »
Ouch, poor Skrtel... if he had to lie down, what would have happened to a regular player?
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Re: Fulham 0 - 2 Liverpool (Maxi 1min, 6min)
« Reply #37 on: May 9, 2011, 08:13:13 pm »
Drugs test for Maxi then  ;D

Now now...he is no owen.....:P
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Re: Fulham 0 - 2 Liverpool (Maxi 1min, 6min)
« Reply #38 on: May 9, 2011, 08:13:49 pm »
I hope Skrtel is okay here. Think he is getting close to his best again for us... taken him a year or 2 to get this form back.
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Re: Fulham 0 - 2 Liverpool (Maxi 1min, 6min)
« Reply #39 on: May 9, 2011, 08:14:02 pm »
Commentators commenting on how good Flanagan is and how versatile he is.

He really impressed me too. Sound, solid player and he's young so he can only get better.
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