Author Topic: Corkboy Broke My Toilet (Read 15256 times)

Noelle · « **Reply #80 on:** May 9, 2011, 06:37:03 pm »

this thread

Corkboy · « **Reply #81 on:** May 9, 2011, 06:42:51 pm »

Quote from: El Campeador on May 9, 2011, 02:38:28 pm

Oh hello corkboy. I see you got home in one piece.

Went to the bed for the afternoon but I'm back and very pleased with my new CT.

Quote from: El Campeador on May 9, 2011, 05:42:21 pm

Events have been transpiring during corkboy's transatlantic journey and his subsequent jet-lagged comatose. This morning in chez Campeador:

"Oh look - poor corky forgot his raincoat!" - The Mrs.

"Sell it. Use the funds to buy a new toilet seat cover." - El Camp

"Nooo, poor corkboy, we have to send it back to him." - The Mrs.

"Do we fuck. He's turned our toilet into a weapon of ass destruction. I'm holding the raincoat hostage. I want one of them wooden Corkish toilets with the candle." - El Camp.

Tee hee!

El Campeador · « **Reply #82 on:** May 9, 2011, 08:21:47 pm »

Having returned the Luck of the Irish back across the pond to preside over a devastating 3-0 scoreline in the first 15 minutes, Mrs Campeador and I would like to say "You're welcome Liverpool".

Corkboy is like Rainman.

conman · « **Reply #83 on:** May 9, 2011, 09:01:46 pm »

Quote from: El Campeador on May 9, 2011, 08:21:47 pm

Corkboy is like Rainman.

He's very shiny, very Sparkely... definitely on a Tuesday

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #84 on:** May 9, 2011, 09:03:14 pm »

He only flies on Qantas?

SMD · « **Reply #85 on:** May 10, 2011, 01:21:22 am »

Quote from: Juan Loco on May 9, 2011, 06:05:28 pm

If one of you fine gentlemen PMs me some details to a paypal account and I'll send it over next Thursday.

He wants it signed, remember?

Mouth · « **Reply #86 on:** May 10, 2011, 11:01:21 pm »

Quote from: El Campeador on May 8, 2011, 10:31:02 pm

Strange fucker, that boy.

So Corkboy smashed in your shitter? Ouchie.

El Campeador · « **Reply #87 on:** May 15, 2011, 07:28:41 pm »

As the man of the house, I'm proud to let everyone know that I sat around the PC while the missus went to Home Depot not once, not twice, but three times to rebuild the toilet.

"Tell yer corkboy he now has a porcelain seat to sit his ass down on the next time he comes back"

Corkboy · « **Reply #88 on:** May 15, 2011, 08:21:30 pm »

Er....enjoy.

El Campeador · « **Reply #89 on:** May 15, 2011, 08:22:52 pm »

I'll be thinking of you when I sit down.

SMD · « **Reply #90 on:** May 15, 2011, 08:41:23 pm »

Quote from: El Campeador on May 15, 2011, 08:22:52 pm

I'll be thinking of you when I sit down.

Don't stand up too quickly then.

John C · « **Reply #91 on:** May 15, 2011, 10:40:57 pm »

That looks comfier than my chair at work that El C.

We now all have a place to visualise you if you're posting on the your at your convenience.

El Campeador · « **Reply #92 on:** May 15, 2011, 10:59:21 pm »

Corkboy's the gift that will keep on giving. He blessed Percy with proper porcelain.

Thank you, Ireland

MBL? · « **Reply #93 on:** May 15, 2011, 11:56:12 pm »

A good way of thanking us would be lending us a few quid? We'll pay it back, promise.

El Campeador · « **Reply #94 on:** May 16, 2011, 12:01:41 am »

MBL? · « **Reply #95 on:** May 16, 2011, 12:05:05 am »

Make it 8.2% and we have ourselves a deal..

Edit:Actually I'm not sure we can pay that. Any chance we can back out now?

RojoLeón · « **Reply #96 on:** June 17, 2013, 11:43:58 pm »

Amazing trip and hospitality on display in Boston this weekend. World class hospitality from ElC and his wonderful lady.

Cheers guys and I'm glad to have met you all - Corkboy, Alphaville, Hoya, and Canada loves Anfield.

Pleasure to have been drinking and sharing the fun times with you all

...even if the toilets escaped unscathed

Corkboy · « **Reply #97 on:** June 17, 2013, 11:52:06 pm »

Rojoleon turned out to be one of those disappointing internet frauds. He was affable, genial and good company, nothing like the subversive little shit he is on here.

RojoLeón · « **Reply #98 on:** June 17, 2013, 11:55:21 pm »

Quote from: corkboy on June 17, 2013, 11:52:06 pm

Rojoleon turned out to be one of those disappointing internet frauds. He was affable, genial and good company, nothing like the subversive little shit he is on here.

I blame the internets

Corkboy · « **Reply #99 on:** June 17, 2013, 11:58:53 pm »

Canada Loves Anfield, on the other hand? Wow, that guy has issues.

All weekend, I was being really supportive with him and you know, just being a good listener and all that, trying to get to know him on a personal level and really connect, you know? And then right at the end, when we're hugging our goodbyes, he looks at me and says, you know what, I'm gonna tell everyone you were a complete dick to me and like, really rude and condescending and shit. I couldn't believe it. Some people....

Mouth · « **Reply #100 on:** June 18, 2013, 12:07:58 am »

Quote from: corkboy on June 17, 2013, 11:58:53 pm

Canada Loves Anfield, on the other hand? Wow, that guy has issues.

All weekend, I was being really supportive with him and you know, just being a good listener and all that, trying to get to know him on a personal level and really connect, you know? And then right at the end, when we're hugging our goodbyes, he looks at me and says, you know what, I'm gonna tell everyone you were a complete dick to me and like, really rude and condescending and shit. I couldn't believe it. Some people....

So, you spent the entire weekend grooming him for sex and it failed?

Quote from: corkboy on June 17, 2013, 11:52:06 pm

Rojoleon turned out to be one of those disappointing internet frauds. He was affable, genial and good company, nothing like the subversive little shit he is on here.

Isnt that what people say about you?

Alphaville · « **Reply #101 on:** June 18, 2013, 04:39:13 am »

El C, Mrs El C and the other great members of this site that were in Boston this weekend are the best thing about the internet.

jerseyhoya · « **Reply #102 on:** June 18, 2013, 05:12:37 am »

RojoLeon being more personable than Corkboy was one of life's greatest upsets. On par with Super Bowl XLII.

jerseyhoya · « **Reply #103 on:** June 18, 2013, 05:20:29 am »

Other notable tidbits: I still can't say Corkboy's first name; I was more hungover on Sunday than I've been in ages; though I drank for 16 straight hours Saturday, CLA somehow started drinking two hours before I did, did numerous shots at bars (that I took a pass on), and still carried on after I went to bed black out drunk at 4 AM; El C's hospitality was only outdone by that of his wife.

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #104 on:** June 18, 2013, 05:25:01 am »

So he gave you a rub, but she gave you a nosh?

Where do I sign up for the next one?

EFoley1991 · « **Reply #105 on:** June 18, 2013, 05:53:08 am »

Quote from: RedRabbit on May 8, 2011, 11:37:38 pm

It's a Corkonian thing. We have to sit down when pulling on trousers cause of our enormous langers.
He shouldn't have let anybody know though and will have to be dealt with on his return:

You have disappointed us corky. For the last time.

this is true.

jerseyhoya · « **Reply #106 on:** June 18, 2013, 06:07:35 am »

Corky and I shared a room. He was talking about Palin in his sleep. It was a little weird.

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #107 on:** June 18, 2013, 06:29:17 am »

And that's when you rubbed yourself off.

Mouth · « **Reply #108 on:** June 19, 2013, 12:28:59 am »

Quote from: jerseyhoya on June 18, 2013, 05:20:29 am

Other notable tidbits: I still can't say Corkboy's first name

So his secret identity is still safe from Bottlegirl.