Author Topic: Geordie Shore (Read 12346 times)

Anywhichwayucan · « **on:** April 28, 2011, 12:49:41 AM »

Starts May 24th at 10pm on MTV

The cast is as follows :

Jay, 24
Diva Jay is rarely pictured with his top on, but who can blame him with a body as buff as his? ‘Whoever’ & ‘whenever’ is his mantra in life.

Holly, 18
Describing herself as the most real ‘fake’ person you’ll ever come across, Holly often rounds off the night by getting into a scrap.

James, 20
His quest in life is to pull as many girls as possible and in his own words: ‘why not go out and get pissed, get naked and have fun!’

Sophie, 21
She is a tomboy at heart but has no problem dancing on tables or flashing her boobs- basically anything goes for this pint sized bundle of fun

Vicky, 23
She likes shopping or going to the gym, which are the only two activities in her world that don’t involve alcohol.

Charlotte-Letitia, 20
She says ‘girls call me a slut, ex-boyfriends call me a psycho and my Mum calls me an idiot.’

Greg, 26
Newcastle to Greg is like one big fishbowl and he equates himself to a shark out on patrol.

Gary, 23
He has a manhood that’s the size of a TV remote control (he even has photographic evidence) and being “mint” in bed… or so he says!

Let the love and hatred commence

Golden_Child · « **Reply #1 on:** April 28, 2011, 01:52:55 AM »

Is this for real?

If so it could be epic. Much rather watch a bunch of mad Geordies chinning each other than some plastic poncey Essex twats or a bunch of perma tanned, faux-Italian bigmouth dickheads.

Anywhichwayucan · « **Reply #2 on:** April 28, 2011, 01:56:11 AM »

Quote from: Golden_Child on April 28, 2011, 01:52:55 AM

Is this for real?

If so it could be epic. Much rather watch a bunch of mad Geordies chinning each other than some plastic poncey Essex twats or a bunch of perma tanned, faux-Italian bigmouth dickheads.

100%, was watching MTV earlier and it was advertised

loveisreal · « **Reply #3 on:** April 28, 2011, 01:57:26 AM »

being on mtv, it will never become as essential viewing as towie as it's accessible to fewer viewers. will still give it a go though, natch.

Immoral King Brian Blessed · « **Reply #4 on:** April 28, 2011, 03:37:04 AM »

Can someone shoot me in the head, please?

MBL? · « **Reply #5 on:** April 28, 2011, 03:51:49 AM »

Sounds like something Carroll might be on.

CHOPPER · « **Reply #6 on:** April 28, 2011, 04:01:44 AM »

Haven't you missed one out - Paul, the 43 year old shop assistant who looks like Max Wall, dresses like Showaddywaddy and has the hair of Zelda from Terrahawks?

MBL? · « **Reply #7 on:** April 28, 2011, 04:24:50 AM »

Don't forget Nookie..

rodderzzz · « **Reply #8 on:** April 28, 2011, 05:26:38 AM »

absolute disgrace, should have been mersey shore!

jerseyhoya · « **Reply #9 on:** April 28, 2011, 05:45:24 AM »

Quote from: rodderzzz on April 28, 2011, 05:26:38 AM

absolute disgrace, should have been mersey shore!

I'd have watched that! Actually, I'll try and watch this too if it's on here or easy enough to find online.

Sharado · « **Reply #10 on:** April 28, 2011, 06:56:43 AM »

Quote from: rodderzzz on April 28, 2011, 05:26:38 AM

absolute disgrace, should have been mersey shore!

This.

Father Ted · « **Reply #11 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:34:41 AM »

What an absolute shower of c*nts.

http://www.mtv.co.uk/shows/geordie-shore/cast

liverpool1691 · « **Reply #12 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:47:05 AM »

WOW thought this was a joke at first. Hopefully it gets cancelled before these c*nts make money by being whores.

Rusty Oysterburger · « **Reply #13 on:** April 28, 2011, 11:23:45 AM »

Think I saw them filming this outside Bijou (a nobheads bar, unsurprisingly) a while ago. My girlfriends tarty cousin posted on Facebook that she is one of the epsiodes with her knockers out!

Still don't think I can bring myself to watch it though

lfcshaunod · « **Reply #14 on:** April 28, 2011, 11:58:44 AM »

Sounds annoyingly shit

Ultimate Bromance · « **Reply #15 on:** April 28, 2011, 12:02:07 PM »

God help us

Zend...en the clowns · « **Reply #16 on:** April 28, 2011, 05:18:51 PM »

Be surprised if these c*nts don't get lynched next time they're on the bigg market. Tell you what will happen now with those lads up here, it'll just be seen as a target on their chest to give them a slap, especially if they are even bigger bell ends than i'm anticipating.

Canada Loves Anfield · « **Reply #17 on:** April 28, 2011, 05:33:17 PM »

Charlotte-Letitia, 20
She says ‘girls call me a slut, ex-boyfriends call me a psycho and my Mum calls me an idiot.’

That should be fun...

Serbian Red · « **Reply #18 on:** April 28, 2011, 05:42:33 PM »

Will never get as big as Jersey Shore is. I'll give it a watch just to see how much of a twat they all make themselves look like.

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #19 on:** April 28, 2011, 05:44:11 PM »

I'm either going to kill a lot of people or just myself.

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #20 on:** April 28, 2011, 05:45:18 PM »

Quote from: King Richard IV on April 28, 2011, 03:37:04 AM

Can someone shoot me in the head, please?

Ignore this man, me first

Eileen · « **Reply #21 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:45:35 PM »

This will be fun

Eileen · « **Reply #22 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:48:07 PM »

"Charlotte admits she’s terrible in relationships and once got dumped by a boyfriend who labelled her a psycho for breaking into his house and getting into bed with his dad. "

Oh my god

Mr Rossi · « **Reply #23 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:22:09 PM »

Quote from: Father Ted on April 28, 2011, 10:34:41 AM

What an absolute shower of c*nts.

http://www.mtv.co.uk/shows/geordie-shore/cast

Just lookin at their faces and reading their profiles makes me angry.

I think for the good of my own health and those around me, i'll give this a miss.

Dr Manhattan · « **Reply #24 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:32:34 PM »

Would rather shave my ballbag with a rusty butterknife using tobasco as shaving cream than watch this.

Mr F · « **Reply #25 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:39:32 PM »

Quote from: Martin Broughton's Lovechild on April 28, 2011, 04:24:50 AM

Don't forget Nookie..

Well played, Sir!

MBL? · « **Reply #26 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:46:16 PM »

I'm glad somebody spotted and acknowledged my brilliance.

Anywhichwayucan · « **Reply #27 on:** April 29, 2011, 01:42:36 AM »

jooneyisdagod · « **Reply #28 on:** April 29, 2011, 01:56:07 AM »

Take them to the beach and drown them.

"My friends call me a slut"... well it isn't something to be proud of you verbally and intellectually challenged bitch. I have little sympathy for these twats and even less sympathy for the ones who watch this nonsense.

J-Mc- · « **Reply #29 on:** April 29, 2011, 01:58:50 AM »

Why the fuck are TV companies starting to give the limelight to Scals and Slags (Two of the most hated groups of people in society, unless she's got big tits of course.)

It's fucking shite the way this country is going both on and off the tele.

Sharado · « **Reply #30 on:** April 29, 2011, 02:53:59 AM »

Quote from: J-Mc- on April 29, 2011, 01:58:50 AM

Why the fuck are TV companies starting to give the limelight to Scals and Slags (Two of the most hated groups of people in society, unless she's got big tits of course.)

If you went wine tasting with a couple of etonians for a weekend, or went to the bigg market with a crew of slags and scals what do you think would be more entertaining to watch?

TV's been giving the limelight to scals and slags for years now anyway. Ibiza Uncovered anyone?

Lethal · « **Reply #31 on:** April 29, 2011, 06:11:28 PM »

Ha, oh dear.

Cochise · « **Reply #32 on:** May 1, 2011, 12:35:46 AM »

Who honestly wants to watch shite like this?

Golden_Child · « **Reply #33 on:** May 1, 2011, 12:50:26 AM »

Quote from: Cochise on May 1, 2011, 12:35:46 AM

Who honestly wants to watch shite like this?

I'll probably watch it a couple of times. Only to have a right moan about in this thread afterwards like.

Anywhichwayucan · « **Reply #34 on:** May 2, 2011, 08:37:43 PM »

Quote from: Golden_Child on May 1, 2011, 12:50:26 AM

I'll probably watch it a couple of times. Only to have a right moan about in this thread afterwards like.

I'll watch it religiously, come on here, cut the back off it, but secretly love it.

Red James · « **Reply #35 on:** May 2, 2011, 08:59:15 PM »

I'd rather waste my time doing something worthwhile like gouging my shitty eyes with a screwdriver than watching this drivel.

katy_lfc · « **Reply #36 on:** May 2, 2011, 10:18:53 PM »

It's gonna be awful but addictive.

Golden_Child · « **Reply #37 on:** May 3, 2011, 02:05:26 AM »

Quote from: Anywhichwayucan on May 2, 2011, 08:37:43 PM

I'll watch it religiously, come on here, cut the back off it, but secretly love it.

That's just wrong

Anywhichwayucan · « **Reply #38 on:** May 21, 2011, 03:25:53 AM »

Not long til it kicks off

kavah · « **Reply #39 on:** May 21, 2011, 03:40:16 AM »

Quote from: Cochise on May 1, 2011, 12:35:46 AM

Who honestly wants to watch shite like this?

guilty