I work with a lad whos a man u fan, he has come out with all sorts of shit, but to name a few;
"Im not bothered about winning the Champions League, just happy we got our own back on those c*nts (Chelsea)"
"Why cant Fergie see, that all we need to do is get Bale, Schneider and Villa in!"
"To be honest, Liverpools my second team" This was when I first started and maybe he only said it to "make friends" still what a tool