If our football team was a penis
A place full of grammer Nazi's?
'Grammar' and no apostrophe in 'nazis'.
Wait! There is a season called summer!?
Yep. It was on 7th - 9th June last year. This year it's booked for two days in July.
I think that is called a weekend.
This Rooney hating has gone too far now! I'm outside Old Traffod and there's a guy burning small effigies of Rooney and selling them to fans!Oh, hang on... Sorry!! It's a baked potato stand...
Once she's had a few glasses of Chardonnay I'll be in quicker than you can say PDF to offer her a jolly good spit shining of her corned beef curtains
You mean it's that time of year when the weather starts getting good and I'm stuck inside revising. Fml.
I hate the sun everyone wants to get drunk ! hurray everyone go out and drink damage your kidneys!
Is it too early to say summer has started?
Fair enoughYou stay in all day masturbating over cartoon images of footballers then...Also, I could do with a pear bulmers RIGHT NOW!
YA wanna get on the Kopperberg instead mate. Fuck yeah!
Ya wanna get on the Kopperberg instead mate. Fuck yeah!
No i'm actually a black belt in karate! Great weather to practice.
Riveting tale, chap.
That shall be my beverage of choice come the weekend. Shame it's a rip off mind you...
No i'm actually a black belt in karate! Great weather to practice
Give the fella on the gate £100 and he will let you in for nothing.
This weather just makes me want to get bladdered in the garden. And look at scantily clad MILF's in the Asda. It's awful.
Rafa made it so that you didn't give a shit which fucking ball emerged from Platini's jar.
hey what about the weather on august?I'll be there rounds and abouts and I wonder how many shorts should I bring
THOSE AREN'T FINGERS. THOSE ARE SCARF TASSELLS.
@ Veinticinco de Mayo The way you talk to other users on this forum is something you should be ashamed of as someone who is suppose to be representing the site.
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