The Arsenal fans I went to school with all went on the North Bank.
Arsenal Song:
A bow legged chicken, and a cross eyed hen,
I ain’t had a w*nk, since I don’t know when,
We walk with a wiggle, we walk with a swank,
We are the Arsenal North Bank!
Our song:
Said Bertie Mee, To Bill Shankly
"Have you heard of the North Bank, Highbury ?"
Shanks said "No, I don't think so,
But I've heard of the Anny Road aggro"
'Our' song (while pulling braces forward and sticking your elbows and knees in and out...):
A'm a knock-knee'd chicken, a'm a bow-legged hen,
I ‘aven’t been so ‘appy since I don’t know when,
I walk with a wiggle, an’a woggle an’a squark,
Doin’ the Liverpool Boot-Walk!
Na-a na na na, na na nah
Na-a na na na, na na nah
Na-a na na na, na na nah
Doin’ the Liverpool Boot-Walk!
B-yer-tie Mee said to Bill Shan-kly
"Have you heard of the North Bank ri-val-ry ?"
Bill said "No, I don't think so,
But I've heard of the Liverpool a-ggro"
Na-a na na na, na na nah
Na-a na na na, na na nah
Na-a na na na, na na nah
Doin’ the Liverpool Boot-Walk!
Different times (happily)