i think i've just put on a stone. Poppadoms, with all different dips, some kind of lamb curry, rice, chips, a pint of coke, and keema nan bread, which has some kind of meat inside it, which was so large it could have been mistaken for the table cloth. Then complimentry bailys and after 8 mints.
How many miles must i walk to burn that off? i feel fit to explode.
3500 calories to lose a pound, 14 pounds in a stone so that's 49000 calories to lose..
Say 300 calories a mile, that's 163 miles.
That seems an awful lot to lose a stone? I must have ballsed that up somewhere surely.
But on that note, I fucking hate the efficiency of a human body.
Try getting a machine to lug 14 stone around a mile for only 300 calories, it would laugh at you..... It would laugh even more if you asked it to extract it from one low calorie tuna sandwich.
Damn you evolution and all you glorious metabolic efficiencies.