Would sacrifice Fordy in a sacred Mayan ritual to have him as the next Liverpool manager
Not a single one of them raised a chuckle. Needs more troll face.
Mysore Ass.
Can I have Hard Dick please?
I'd rather endure a night of sheep sex than have that clueless twat run our club into the ground any longer. You hear that NESV? I'd rather have sheep sex.
Bored Room watch:Tonne Hick: unseen. Ample be-breasted Yank bank botherer belief busy raising bridget loan at last chance CashConverter.
He's made Kaizer wet himself with excitement then cry when he realises all in one post. Ban him? Knight him in the new year's honours!
David Platt has a face like a Michael Myers mask being stretched over a dinosaur egg.
Aquilani is better than Pele, Maradona, Cruyff, Messi and Beckenbauer put together.
Most people in this world are tits. The fact they have an allegiance with Liverpool Football Club doesn't change that.
Haha! Where site are these from?
If you're lying, I'll chop your head off.
www.xkcd.com - updated every Monday, Wednesday, Firday
I remember I was in bed with Paul Bearer making proper passionate love to him, and then all of a sudden he was tossing me off. I woke up at around 3am thinking "what the fuck was that?" Only to find my left hand covered in you know what