Author Topic: Suárez in one sentence (Read 4054 times)

Roslagen · « **on:** March 23, 2011, 07:09:33 PM »

Here's the follow-up to the genius Lucas debate from yesterday

Describe our new hotshot in one simple sentence!

Here's mine:

Kenny's South American weapon of Manc destruction!

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #1 on:** March 23, 2011, 07:10:28 PM »

Like a fucking boss.

CHOPPER · « **Reply #2 on:** March 23, 2011, 07:11:16 PM »

8 years without parole.

Clayton Bigsby · « **Reply #3 on:** March 23, 2011, 07:11:17 PM »

Latin Fury

Soap · « **Reply #4 on:** March 23, 2011, 07:11:47 PM »

Luis Suarez is such a great player, he is skillful and very quick, mentally, he will probably go on to be my favourite player of the next few years, Vamos Luis.

youll never walk alone it · « **Reply #5 on:** March 23, 2011, 07:14:17 PM »

most exciting player ive seen since barnes...

Babelcopter · « **Reply #6 on:** March 23, 2011, 07:14:58 PM »

Mad fucking hatter who'll eat your defence for breakfast.

Cid · « **Reply #7 on:** March 23, 2011, 07:18:34 PM »

The most elecrifying man in sports entertainment (tm)

raq11 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 23, 2011, 07:19:41 PM »

Even better than advertised

RedinExeter · « **Reply #9 on:** March 23, 2011, 07:21:41 PM »

Unbelievable, Jeff!

Liver4pool Rubberbandit · « **Reply #10 on:** March 23, 2011, 07:22:44 PM »

Has the potential to be a great

Razorblade · « **Reply #11 on:** March 23, 2011, 07:23:29 PM »

Hopefully nothing like Torres

WavertreeRed · « **Reply #12 on:** March 23, 2011, 07:23:40 PM »

a beautiful blend of Wimbledon '88 attitude and Liverpool '88 skill

hitnrock · « **Reply #13 on:** March 23, 2011, 07:23:57 PM »

cooler than the 'f.r.i.e.n.d.s'

sattapaal · « **Reply #14 on:** March 23, 2011, 07:23:59 PM »

King of the Nutmeg

keeby · « **Reply #15 on:** March 23, 2011, 07:29:39 PM »

yeaaaahhhhh baby

stevied · « **Reply #16 on:** March 23, 2011, 07:30:07 PM »

exciting unpredictable and ours

Alan_X · « **Reply #17 on:** March 23, 2011, 07:30:24 PM »

I just can't get enough....

Zlenpasha · « **Reply #18 on:** March 23, 2011, 07:34:23 PM »

Feeling lucky punk?

Gobias Industries · « **Reply #19 on:** March 23, 2011, 07:39:48 PM »

For some reason this thread reminded me of the ad in GTA IV for "Mas Fuego" energy drink.

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LOKKO · « **Reply #20 on:** March 23, 2011, 07:42:09 PM »

dwayne dibley

Jeffred · « **Reply #21 on:** March 23, 2011, 07:43:06 PM »

Quote from: CHOPPER on March 23, 2011, 07:11:16 PM

8 years without parole.

Best one so far

Scottish-Don · « **Reply #22 on:** March 23, 2011, 07:45:22 PM »

Total Suárezfaction

rafared83 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 23, 2011, 08:09:47 PM »

I just Cant get enough

Siannn. · « **Reply #24 on:** March 23, 2011, 08:11:01 PM »

Magz50 · « **Reply #25 on:** March 23, 2011, 08:12:38 PM »

Suarez chews up Premiership defenses and spits them out.

reddd10 · « **Reply #26 on:** March 23, 2011, 08:15:28 PM »

Softened the Torres blow immensely, fantastic player, great desire and personality for the game, can't fucking wait!

Skagen · « **Reply #27 on:** March 23, 2011, 08:17:46 PM »

Suarez is boss.

afc turkish · « **Reply #28 on:** March 23, 2011, 08:29:23 PM »

The merits of Luis Suarez are too manifold for the single sentence format.

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #29 on:** March 23, 2011, 08:30:38 PM »

Ah, hes alright

Abeer14 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 23, 2011, 08:31:42 PM »

El Pistolero

Abeer14 · « **Reply #31 on:** March 23, 2011, 08:33:26 PM »

Quote from: afc turkish on March 23, 2011, 08:29:23 PM

The merits of Luis Suarez are too manifold for the single sentence format.

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant

TomDcs · « **Reply #32 on:** March 23, 2011, 08:33:52 PM »

Fiesty little f*cker with limitless ability!

oovavu · « **Reply #33 on:** March 23, 2011, 08:40:07 PM »

twat smasher extrordinaire

El_Pistolero · « **Reply #34 on:** March 23, 2011, 08:41:00 PM »

Defies logic.

s_andrews89 · « **Reply #35 on:** March 23, 2011, 08:46:38 PM »

Was gonna say...

Q. Suarez in one sentence?
A. Fuck me, he's a bit good.

But this is the winner!

Quote from: RedinExeter on March 23, 2011, 07:21:41 PM

Unbelievable, Jeff!

JackWard33 · « **Reply #36 on:** March 23, 2011, 08:54:54 PM »

Will break out hearts by going to Madrid in 2 years

reddd10 · « **Reply #37 on:** March 23, 2011, 08:57:13 PM »

The gun man who doesn't shoot work experience kids.

Gobias Industries · « **Reply #38 on:** March 23, 2011, 09:10:08 PM »

Quote from: reddd10 on March 23, 2011, 08:57:13 PM

The gun man who wont shoot work experience kids.

I underlined "wont" because it makes the competition look like they will...

Roslagen · « **Reply #39 on:** March 23, 2011, 09:12:03 PM »

Quote from: JackWard33 on March 23, 2011, 08:54:54 PM

Will break out hearts by going to Madrid in 2 years

Hush hush hush