Author Topic: Duffest foreign players we have had (but whom you inexplicably liked)  (Read 19726 times)

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Since the 'greatest foreign player at the club... ever!' proved so successful, I felt there was room for a thread on foreign players that you knew were utterly gash, but you somehow had a resonance with and spent every waking minute on an internet board defending, sure that their time would come... which it would sporadically to great outpourings of love...

The archetype being...



Of course there was also Kvarme, Meijer etc...
« Last Edit: March 21, 2011, 10:12:29 PM by DonkeyWan »
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Since the 'greatest foreign player at the club... ever!' proved so successful, I felt there was room for a thread on foreign players that you knew were utterly gash, but you somehow had a resonance with and spent every waking minute on an internet board defending, sure that their time would come... which it would sporadically to great outpourings of love...

The archetype being...



Of course there was also Kvarme, Meijer etc...

Loved Igor, remember the McAllister Derby, the turning point for us was when he got sent off.

We improved ten fold.

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Before he became an absolute legend in 2005, I was always a huge fan of Smicer's and would defend him.

I'd always remember a game against yernited where he tormented ratboy neville and the commentator goes something like "you know its going to be a long afternoon for neville" after he was beaten by Smicer again and again.

Pity he couldn't do it in enough games to convince everyone else though.
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Vladimir Smicer.

I thought he was a decent player, sometimes his running with and without the ball was decent, good technique and always performed at international level. He was injured a lot and was light as a feather though.
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I loved Titi Camara to bits...come to think of it for a period of time he was as exciting to watch as Suarez is today.

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That Spanish lad who played up front for us earlier this season, you know the one, spent a lot of time sulking and looked a bit out of shape. 

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IGOR !!!
i dont know why but i just always liked him. think i actually got him on the back of one of my shirts aswell. wasnt the best player in the world but will remember him for that goal at fulham :)
plus a few years ago when he was here when i played footie with my mates and scored a sweet volley or something we all used to shout IGOR :) dont really know why though cos he wasnt exactly prolific.
ohh well i will always have fond memories of him :)

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That Spanish lad who played up front for us earlier this season, you know the one, spent a lot of time sulking and looked a bit out of shape. 
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Djimi and Igor are the closest for me, but they also represent a huge amount of frustration, how could we keep buying such shite players :duh

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Never knew whether Djibs attitude was brilliant or shit. Could be either depending on his mood. But yeh I liked him.
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European Champion Djimi Traore is the most obvious. Love Babel for his ridiculous tweeting and all round craziness. Also used to like Sander Westerveld back in the day.
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European Champion Djimi Traore is the most obvious. Love Babel for his ridiculous tweeting and all round craziness. Also used to like Sander Westerveld back in the day.

To think he's won one and Arsenal and Chelsea NEVER have. We should rub that in next time we play them
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To think he's won one and Arsenal and Chelsea NEVER have. We should rub that in next time we play them

Djimi Traore has won more European Cups than London :)

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There's only one name for me - Vegard Heggem.

Ahh... Heggem.  The 90's version of Aurelio.   He'd play a game and then be injured for 6 weeks!

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loved riedle, still think michael owen learned an awful lot from him.  the 4-2 v newcastle when riedle and owen got two each was his best game.   other faves were meijer, camara,westerveld and torben peichnik.

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Yeah camara and Smicer. And Morientes.
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In terms of bad value for money, it's got to be Diouf, but I guess only his mum really likes him.

Cult figure? Got to be Djimi Traoré, must be the worst player ever to play a full Champions League final, let along winning it ;D His own goal at Burnley is another classic ;)
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Titi Camera/ Jari Litmanen/ Fernando Morientes

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There is no doubt in my mind, of all the terrible players I've seen down the years, Djimi Traore is the worst. An atrocious footballer. His brain was 4 or 5 steps behind his body.
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