Author Topic: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too.... (Read 106438 times)

mulfella · « **Reply #40 on:** March 21, 2011, 09:07:44 am »

Clever, no-one will notice it in Media and arts.

Smart and beatiful? Could only be the thinking mans crumpet victoria coren.

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #41 on:** March 21, 2011, 09:17:11 am »

As nuts as she is, and is always getting her tits out for fun, my sister has to be one of the funniest, brainiest, beautiful and strong women i know.

Garstonite · « **Reply #42 on:** March 21, 2011, 11:40:08 am »

Quote from: Sir Harvest Fields on March 21, 2011, 09:17:11 am

As nuts as she is, and is always getting her tits out for fun, my sister has to be one of the funniest, brainiest, beautiful and strong women i know.

I hope two other qualities of hers are understanding and forgiveness for your sake.

Lord Roger Hunt · « **Reply #43 on:** March 21, 2011, 11:42:15 am »

Quote from: PJG on March 21, 2011, 07:10:51 am

There was that top bussiness woman who had something to do with DIC and with the arab takeover of Man City. Can't remember her name, but I can remember her face, and for that reason I'm hoping she becomes our new CEO

Amanda Staveley - man eater...... allegedly.......

Hunter Thompson · « **Reply #44 on:** March 21, 2011, 12:00:41 pm »

Sharon Ni Bheolain

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #45 on:** March 21, 2011, 12:05:43 pm »

Quote from: Garstonette on March 21, 2011, 11:40:08 am

I hope two other qualities of hers are understanding and forgiveness for your sake.

She wouldnt mind me posting a pic of her up here. Her facebook is far far worse

Corkboy · « **Reply #46 on:** March 21, 2011, 12:06:01 pm »

Quote from: Sir Harvest Fields on March 21, 2011, 09:17:11 am

As nuts as she is, and is always getting her tits out for fun, my sister

And that's the only pic you could find?

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #47 on:** March 21, 2011, 12:16:38 pm »

Quote from: corkboy on March 21, 2011, 12:06:01 pm

And that's the only pic you could find?

Fuck no, her facebook is full of tits. Bit perverted this lol. But if someone is gonna put up pics of tits you have to look because you know her mates will be there with theirs out

jaffod · « **Reply #48 on:** March 21, 2011, 01:38:56 pm »

Quote from: Lord Roger Hunt on March 21, 2011, 11:42:15 am

Amanda Staveley - man eater...... allegedly.......

No thanks.

Captain-Carra · « **Reply #49 on:** March 21, 2011, 01:54:29 pm »

Ladies and gentleman of the jury I present.#

A certain oscar winning movie star.

In her own words, she'd rather be smart than a movie star. BA in Psychology from Harvard.

According to Wikiepdia - Portman co-authored two research papers that were published in professional scientific journals. Her 1998 high school paper, "A Simple Method to Demonstrate the Enzymatic Production of Hydrogen from Sugar," co-authored with scientists Ian Hurley and Jonathan Woodward, was entered in the Intel Science Talent Search, in which she was named a semifinalist.[40][28][25] In 2002, she contributed to a study on memory called "Frontal Lobe Activation During Object Permanence" during her psychology studies at Harvard.

Oh, and she looks like this

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #50 on:** March 21, 2011, 01:57:27 pm »

Portman? Is that a joke, fucking boot faced cock jobber. I wouldnt dignify her face with a spiderman. Horrible fucking crank.

Chakan · « **Reply #51 on:** March 21, 2011, 01:59:12 pm »

Quote from: Sir Harvest Fields on March 21, 2011, 01:57:27 pm

Portman? Is that a joke, fucking boot faced cock jobber. I wouldnt dignify her face with a spiderman. Horrible fucking crank.

You'd do every whale that beached itself on the Thames but you won't do Portman?
You have issues.

Niru Red4ever · « **Reply #52 on:** March 21, 2011, 02:02:10 pm »

Quote from: Father Ted on March 20, 2011, 08:46:19 pm

Corkboy · « **Reply #53 on:** March 21, 2011, 02:02:54 pm »

This is Summer Williams. She's a cheerleader for the Houston Texans.

She's also a rocket scientist who works for NASA.

I don't know if she's funny, though.

Lucas21 · « **Reply #54 on:** March 21, 2011, 02:20:41 pm »

Quote from: corkboy on March 21, 2011, 02:02:54 pm

This is Summer Williams. She's a cheerleader for the Houston Texans.

I don't know if she's funny, though.

No way

Broken Accidental Stars · « **Reply #55 on:** March 21, 2011, 02:23:12 pm »

Melanie Laurent

Quote from: Lawnmowerman on March 20, 2011, 11:21:07 am

Zooey Deschanel............Funny, talented, a musician and shes gorgeous too

red_lfc_costello · « **Reply #56 on:** March 21, 2011, 02:23:43 pm »

Facebook......

dammit, 0 results for Helen Harvest Fields

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #57 on:** March 21, 2011, 02:24:28 pm »

Quote from: Chakan on March 21, 2011, 01:59:12 pm

You'd do every whale that beached itself on the Thames but you won't do Portman?
You have issues.

Yea im sure i do, but she isnt one of them. So game on

Chakan · « **Reply #58 on:** March 21, 2011, 02:26:10 pm »

Quote from: Sir Harvest Fields on March 21, 2011, 02:24:28 pm

Yea im sure i do, but she isnt one of them. So game on

#smh

Corkboy · « **Reply #59 on:** March 21, 2011, 02:34:18 pm »

Quote from: lucas21 on March 21, 2011, 02:20:41 pm

No way

No way what?

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #60 on:** March 21, 2011, 02:39:03 pm »

Quote from: corkboy on March 21, 2011, 02:02:54 pm

This is Summer Williams. She's a cheerleader for the Houston Texans.

She's also a rocket scientist who works for NASA.

I don't know if she's funny, though.

Camel toe

Dr Manhattan · « **Reply #61 on:** March 21, 2011, 02:42:56 pm »

Olivia Lee

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #62 on:** March 21, 2011, 02:44:18 pm »

Lucas21 · « **Reply #63 on:** March 21, 2011, 02:45:47 pm »

Quote from: corkboy on March 21, 2011, 02:34:18 pm

No way what?

Just found it hard to believe an attractive lady with a strippers name could be a rocket scientist and a cheerleader for the Houston Rockets. Obsession with rockets perhaps?

Corkboy · « **Reply #64 on:** March 21, 2011, 02:47:21 pm »

Quote from: lucas21 on March 21, 2011, 02:45:47 pm

Just found it hard to believe an attractive lady with a strippers name could be a rocket scientist and a cheerleader for the Houston Rockets.

Houston Texans. Rockets are b ball.

Lucas21 · « **Reply #65 on:** March 21, 2011, 02:51:27 pm »

Quote from: corkboy on March 21, 2011, 02:47:21 pm

Houston Texans. Rockets are b ball.

Ah trust google to mix it up. Another page said she was an actress.

Still fair play to her. Neither of them would be easy work

Agger · « **Reply #66 on:** March 21, 2011, 03:11:18 pm »

Natalie Portman, like some people already have suggested.

vitri · « **Reply #67 on:** March 21, 2011, 05:05:04 pm »

Quote from: Sir Harvest Fields on March 21, 2011, 12:16:38 pm

Fuck no, her facebook is full of tits. Bit perverted this lol. But if someone is gonna put up pics of tits you have to look because you know her mates will be there with theirs out

Quote from: Sir Harvest Fields on March 21, 2011, 01:57:27 pm

Portman? Is that a joke, fucking boot faced cock jobber. I wouldnt dignify her face with a spiderman. Horrible fucking crank.

Sir HF, I'm starting to worry about you...

We might have to have a RAWK intervention.

[new username under construction] · « **Reply #68 on:** March 21, 2011, 05:10:29 pm »

Quote from: mulfella on March 21, 2011, 09:07:44 am

Clever, no-one will notice it in Media and arts.

Smart and beatiful? Could only be the thinking mans crumpet victoria coren.

hell yeah

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #69 on:** March 21, 2011, 05:13:38 pm »

Kate humble, co host of autumnwatch and springwatch on BBC, Smart, Good laugh, well into her 40's and still hot to trot

♠Dirty Harry♠ · « **Reply #70 on:** March 21, 2011, 05:37:31 pm »

Quote from: red_lfc_costello on March 21, 2011, 02:23:43 pm

Facebook......

dammit, 0 results for Helen Harvest Fields

I tried 'Helen gets her tits out', I got 1,010,000 results on Google. I just have to narrow it down to ones with a singed mental-case beside her drooling over her friend's funbags.

weebroalan · « **Reply #71 on:** March 21, 2011, 05:43:29 pm »

Erin Burnett - CNBC anchor, ex-Goldman

Funny, smart and beautiful

Ginamos · « **Reply #72 on:** March 21, 2011, 05:48:37 pm »

Quote from: corkboy on March 21, 2011, 02:02:54 pm

This is Summer Williams. She's a cheerleader for the Houston Texans.
...

Ah hah, and she's on Linked in

Summer D. Williams
Sustaining Engineering Lab Manager at Jacobs Technology

Not trying to be a stalker, like

Lord Roger Hunt · « **Reply #73 on:** March 21, 2011, 08:30:50 pm »

I'd invite this lady to a party (Lucy V....??) even if she brought her bloke; she's a graduate, know loads about the weather, dead fit but doesn't realise it....

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #74 on:** March 21, 2011, 08:58:34 pm »

Quote from: ♠Dirty Harry♠ on March 21, 2011, 05:37:31 pm

I tried 'Helen gets her tits out', I got 1,010,000 results on Google. I just have to narrow it down to ones with a singed mental-case beside her drooling over her friend's funbags.

Eh? She dont have any friends like that ?

cathy-lfc-taff · « **Reply #75 on:** March 21, 2011, 09:44:06 pm »

Quote from: mulfella on March 21, 2011, 09:07:44 am

Clever, no-one will notice it in Media and arts.

Smart and beatiful? Could only be the thinking mans crumpet victoria coren.

Winner! I have a girl crush on Victoria Coren.

Gili Gulu · « **Reply #76 on:** March 21, 2011, 10:54:11 pm »

I'm watching West Wing at the moment, so here's Janel Moloney, better known as Donnatella Moss.

BTW I'm actually in love with Tina Fey though.

Ray K · « **Reply #77 on:** March 21, 2011, 11:15:15 pm »

This thread is so gonna get locked.

Agree with the Victoria Coren calls, and Tina Fey is just damned perfect.
Surprised I haven't seen any calls for Olivia Munn.
There probably would be more if those useless idiots at More 4 hadn't pulled The Daily Show off the air (though she's been hit-and-miss on this so far)

Popcorn · « **Reply #78 on:** March 22, 2011, 12:09:12 am »

Rachel Riley

Winning

Il Nina · « **Reply #79 on:** March 22, 2011, 12:16:11 am »

Quote from: Lawnmowerman on March 20, 2011, 08:44:47 pm

The countdown girl, she has to be smart

Manchester United Fan alert!!! She's a manc fan!