I've heard bosman mentioned so automatically I'm going to assume this player is rubbish, a crock and not worth anything. Pfft, I'd never even heard of the lad before he was linked with us. From the very first moment he sets foot on the pitch I'm going to be scrutinising every mistake and error he makes, because, after all, that's what we do with our free signings BECAUSE THEY ARE RUBBISH. Not only will I give him zero time to adapt to a new country, team and language but I'll constantly bemoan any injuries he picks up because I've heard he's made of glass. When he invariably fails I'll bitch about his wages going to waste too.
Might as well sell him in the summer with all our other deadwood. Or at least have a bonfire.