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Re: Caroline Wozniacki - The Best Tennis player in the world...Or is she???
« Reply #120 on: February 27, 2011, 09:53:26 PM »
Oh you...

OK, the cats out of the bag, I am indeed, Caroline Wozniacki.

I hope you will all respect me in the morning.
we dont respect you now mate, let alone in the morning. :)
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Re: Caroline Wozniacki - The Best Tennis player in the world...Or is she???
« Reply #121 on: February 27, 2011, 09:56:34 PM »
we dont respect you now mate, let alone in the morning. :)
Just for that the next time I play I shall ask for new balls in a scouse accent and call the umpire lid.

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Re: Caroline Wozniacki - The Best Tennis player in the world...
« Reply #122 on: February 28, 2011, 05:28:03 AM »
I've personally gone to heaven, her mate aint bad either i fancy a game of mixed 3sums!

Her mate? Looks like her mum to me, not a pretty sight either
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Re: Caroline Wozniacki - The Best Tennis player in the world...Or is she???
« Reply #123 on: February 28, 2011, 08:50:54 AM »
No, Lee Westwood is not the best golfer in the world.

I think you'll find that he's 2nd to Martin Kaymer as of today. Martin Kaymer won the 2010 US PGA Championship, so he spoils your point about majors too...

Says something about the state of a sport when a World Number 1 is someone who has failed to win a major in the last year (Two 2nds a 16th and a DNP).
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Re: Caroline Wozniacki - The Best Tennis player in the world...Or is she???
« Reply #124 on: February 28, 2011, 10:17:59 AM »
Hantuchova is Slovakian. She is yummy and not fat.



Yikes. What a rake.

Honestly how can blokes find 'women' with skinny bodies like that attractive? She looks like a 13 year old kid.

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Re: Caroline Wozniacki - The Best Tennis player in the world...Or is she???
« Reply #125 on: February 28, 2011, 10:22:45 AM »
Yikes. What a rake.

Honestly how can blokes find 'women' with skinny bodies like that attractive? She looks like a 13 year old kid.

Would you kick her out of bed?
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Re: Caroline Wozniacki - The Best Tennis player in the world...Or is she???
« Reply #126 on: February 28, 2011, 12:12:57 PM »
Yikes. What a rake.

Honestly how can blokes find 'women' with skinny bodies like that attractive? She looks like a 13 year old kid.

Skinny? More like athletic.

How can some guys like women with backfat and cankles?

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Re: Caroline Wozniacki - The Best Tennis player in the world...Or is she???
« Reply #127 on: February 28, 2011, 02:13:14 PM »
I thought the sport was about winning major titles?

It is surely not just about the major's to all players though is it? What about prize money, competing in a lot tourneys will likely increase chances of accumulating prize money and therefore ranking points, which will mean avoiding the top players in earlier rounds; therefore, increasing the chances of progressing further in the bigger tournaments with the most prize money. This is especially important for younger players like Wozniacki and less so for the likes of Clijsters and the Williams sister.

I do agree though she must win a few majors before she can be considered the best; she is still only 20 so still has plenty of time develop and break through and win a few. Another poster asked the question earlier majors or rankings? If want to be considered as one of the best from your era then you need both really. As you would have shown you can do it when it really matters as well do it on a consistent basis.
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Re: Caroline Wozniacki - The Best Tennis player in the world...Or is she???
« Reply #128 on: February 28, 2011, 02:24:24 PM »
Skinny? More like athletic.

How can some guys like women with backfat and cankles?

Each to their own...

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Re: Caroline Wozniacki - The Best Tennis player in the world...Or is she???
« Reply #129 on: February 28, 2011, 03:00:32 PM »
I like my women with a bit more meat ill admit, nowt wrong with it :) But this Caroline bird is making me evaluate my tastes.
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Re: Caroline Wozniacki - The Best Tennis player in the world...Or is she???
« Reply #130 on: February 28, 2011, 03:12:52 PM »
although i think shes great, this is one of the funniest things i ever saw watching tennis:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALHObkStAt0&feature=related

forward to about the 55th second

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Re: Caroline Wozniacki - The Best Tennis player in the world...Or is she???
« Reply #131 on: March 4, 2011, 12:36:28 AM »
At least Caroline can serve unlike Dementieva although she has improved her serve now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZE01soASfs&feature=related

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Re: Caroline Wozniacki - The Best Tennis player in the world...Or is she???
« Reply #133 on: March 4, 2011, 01:29:38 AM »
The only player i think that is better than her overall currently is kim clijsters. Watched her play in Liverpool before at Calderstones Park a couple of years back
she has every shot going although i think she should mix it up more and perhaps serve/volley more. Plus she is a stunner and a Liverpool fan !
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Re: Caroline Wozniacki - The Best Tennis player in the world...Or is she???
« Reply #134 on: June 15, 2011, 11:28:20 AM »
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Re: Caroline Wozniacki - The Best Tennis player in the world...Or is she???
« Reply #135 on: June 15, 2011, 12:20:55 PM »
The only player i think that is better than her overall currently is kim clijsters.

Are the Williams sisters not miles better than her? I know they sort of pick and choose and had serious injuries but whenever I have seen Woz play she's no even close to either Williams girls.

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Re: Caroline Wozniacki - The Best Tennis player in the world...Or is she???
« Reply #136 on: June 15, 2011, 09:25:30 PM »
Are the Williams sisters not miles better than her? I know they sort of pick and choose and had serious injuries but whenever I have seen Woz play she's no even close to either Williams girls.

Williams sisters are/were better players but the lovely Caroline is at the top of the current rankings by miles.

All she needs is a Slam.
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Re: Caroline Wozniacki - The Best Tennis player in the world...Or is she???
« Reply #137 on: June 15, 2011, 09:42:55 PM »
All she needs is a Slam.

Worryingly she had a perfect chance in French Open and failed

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Re: Caroline Wozniacki - The Best Tennis player in the world...Or is she???
« Reply #138 on: June 15, 2011, 09:52:50 PM »

All she needs is a Slam.
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Re: Caroline Wozniacki - The Best Tennis player in the world...Or is she???
« Reply #139 on: June 15, 2011, 10:52:35 PM »
Williams sisters are/were better players but the lovely Caroline is at the top of the current rankings by miles.

All she needs is a Slam.

Fair enough. I don't watch womens tennis and don't even bet on it anymore (too many breaks of serve for me to deal with) and certainly don't pay any attention to the ranking. It's just whenever I see the Williams play (not very often at the moment) they just seem better than anyone other player there.

Are the Williams sisters not number 1 and 2 because they don't play nearly as many events as Wozniacki or any other female player near the top of the rankings?

Does any female tennis player serve it as fast as Venus and Serena?

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Re: Caroline Wozniacki - The Best Tennis player in the world...Or is she???
« Reply #140 on: June 15, 2011, 11:59:02 PM »
The williams sisters need to be fucked off.

Picking and choosing tournament like that, they should be classed as part time and told to get into big tournaments through wild cards.
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Re: Caroline Wozniacki - The Best Tennis player in the world...Or is she???
« Reply #141 on: June 16, 2011, 06:02:10 PM »
Fair enough. I don't watch womens tennis and don't even bet on it anymore (too many breaks of serve for me to deal with) and certainly don't pay any attention to the ranking. It's just whenever I see the Williams play (not very often at the moment) they just seem better than anyone other player there.

Are the Williams sisters not number 1 and 2 because they don't play nearly as many events as Wozniacki or any other female player near the top of the rankings?

Does any female tennis player serve it as fast as Venus and Serena?

Well Dave, the popular view is that the Williams sisters are still the best two in the world, the trouble is they both played Eastbourne this week, the tournament hasn't finished & they're both kicking their heels watching Jeremy Kyle so I'm not too sure the theory holds too much water these days. Their advocates will point to injuries & their recent returns to the game but they're playing, they're there to be shot at and even the skinny rake posted above beat V Williams today... Make of that what you will.

One thing's for sure though, Miss Wozniacki is world number one, she has about 9900 points, next nearest is Kim Clijsters with around 8200 points...
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Re: Caroline Wozniacki - The Best Tennis player in the world...Or is she???
« Reply #142 on: June 20, 2011, 11:39:12 AM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tennis/13812223.stm

Thought people might want to have a look at that...

Also, Avram Grant at the end...  :o

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Re: Caroline Wozniacki - The Best Tennis player in the world...Or is she???
« Reply #143 on: November 27, 2011, 12:08:30 PM »
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Re: Caroline Wozniacki - The Best Tennis player in the world...Or is she???
« Reply #144 on: December 11, 2011, 04:18:43 PM »
lets not turn this into a "pin up" thread.

Er.... am I allowed to post this?


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Re: Caroline Wozniacki - The Best Tennis player in the world...Or is she???
« Reply #145 on: December 11, 2011, 05:44:32 PM »
Er.... am I allowed to post this?



I'm not authorised to adjudicate but I'll admit that I'm glad you did. Caroline is magic.
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Re: Caroline Wozniacki - The Best Tennis player in the world...Or is she???
« Reply #146 on: December 11, 2011, 06:16:11 PM »
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Re: Caroline Wozniacki - The Best Tennis player in the world...Or is she???
« Reply #147 on: December 11, 2011, 10:13:05 PM »
That gif is hypnotic.

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Re: Caroline Wozniacki - The Best Tennis player in the world...Or is she???
« Reply #148 on: December 12, 2011, 04:29:13 PM »
They don't really have to dress like that, do they?

Not complaining, not by a long shot hehe. I'm not an avid tennis follower, so just wondering. I remember women's tennis looking a lot tamer in the summer days of Graf, Seles. What changed? Was it a subtle shift from the WTA? Players themselves trying to gain more for themselves in advertising deals by making themselves more marketable? Just liking the attention? Kournikova for one was clearly too shit to win tournaments, so went down the glamour model route.

You can't tell me most of the lads who watch women's tennis or women's beach volleyball have any genuine interest in the sport whatsoever.
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