Author Topic: Torres - Confirmed rentboy (Read 72719 times)

SimplyRed91 · « **Reply #280 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:20:15 PM »

Ciao fernando.

Welcome Suarez and Caroll, make us great once again!

Branno · « **Reply #281 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:20:21 PM »

Fuck this...I didnt thank my ex for all the great blow jobs when she fucked off !!

pad-dock · « **Reply #282 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:20:41 PM »

I posted in the Torres bounce thread 13th Dec 2010 that Torres had been playing for his departure from the club..............and how he put himself in the shop window with his one and only pre xmas performance v Chelsea !!.............

miakeks · « **Reply #283 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:21:14 PM »

And just like that, almost all of RAWK became heterosexual again.

Only Torres...

Slick_Beef · « **Reply #284 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:21:59 PM »

Someone give him Michael Owen's number. They'll have a lot in common soon.

Tony18:5 · « **Reply #285 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:22:12 PM »

Quote from: jackbird_lfc on January 31, 2011, 09:13:28 PM

That alternative song that someone made up for Torres, anyone got it??!

This is the Chelsea one...

He's now a blue he was a red – Torres! Torres!

He's left The Kop to join The Shed – Torres! Torres!

He used to go out on the rob,

But now he's got a proper job

Fernando Torres – Chelsea's new number nine!

They thought he'd always be a red – Torres! Torres!

You'll never walk alone he said - Torres! Torres!

They bought the lad from sunny Spain,

He scored a few then grew a brain

Fernando Torres – Chelsea's new number nine!

The song is expected to boom out when Chelsea travel to Sunderland's Stadium of Light on Tuesday evening, as well as on Sunday when Torres' former club Liverpool visit Stamford Bridge.

Actually quite funny for them...

dioufythebrave · « **Reply #286 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:23:34 PM »

its the team that he chose which is killing me. i live with a chelsea fan, i used sing nananananaana etc in his fucking face, now ....NOW that has changed but i still feel positive after the day, and yes YNWA

Scousebeef · « **Reply #287 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:23:55 PM »

Quote from: JoeDaki on January 31, 2011, 09:02:47 PM

I know even the most ardent Liverpool fan would find it difficult to agree. But don’t you think that Torres has mugged you off even more nicely than Ronaldo did to United?

The difference in this scenario is the money the Mancs got for Ronaldo went skewiff back stateside with a swift 'where the fuck did that go'? and a pop goes the weasel sound!

The money were getting for Del Nino is already being poured into the club!!

Fenway have handled this in the best way they possibly could in our best interests and I respect and applaud them for what they have done!!

JoeD · « **Reply #288 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:26:31 PM »

@ Miakeks

Ronaldo did a lot of good things for us. He always gave his full commitment on the pitch (partially due to his own selfishness).

Did Torres make you proud to sing his name through his stay?

I will never slate Ronaldo as footballer for what he gave to United in his time. He ushered us through our most successful period under Fergie.

What is Torres legacy after the LFC/Kop gave him all the support that a player could dream of?

zaphriel · « **Reply #289 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:27:45 PM »

Quote from: Branno on January 31, 2011, 09:20:21 PM

Fuck this...I didnt thank my ex for all the great blow jobs when she fucked off !!

You wouldn't if she fucked off to stamford bridge.

Mouth · « **Reply #290 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:28:25 PM »

Quote from: Tony18:5 on January 31, 2011, 09:22:12 PM

Actually quite funny for them...

It is actually.

Should add onto it

He is a sulking little minge, if you dont win he'll fucking whinge.
On the ball he's a bit of a minx, shame he's such a fucking jinx

Fernando Torres he'll win you sweet fuck all.

torres_1 · « **Reply #291 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:29:47 PM »

Disappointed the rumours anelka was coming here as part of the deal were untrue, could've used him

And how the fuck do I change my username?!!

Barneylfc · « **Reply #292 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:29:55 PM »

Fucking. Filthy. Scumbag

Kopite72 · « **Reply #293 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:30:50 PM »

Hope you enjoy the stench of rat piss Torres.

StevePass · « **Reply #294 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:30:50 PM »

Robbie Fowler, scouser and true legend. Never gave up on the club. Knew what the Red shirt and the city meant.

Michael Owen, helped us win cups and was a professional.

Torres, lame, sulking Judas. That's all.

Gnurglan · « **Reply #295 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:30:58 PM »

There are two negatives with Torres - that he leaves mid-season and that he leaves for Chelsea of all teams. He delivered when he was here and he gave us a profit of some 30M (which we then burn like a drunken sailor, but hardly his fault).

It really is like Figo. We loved you so much, so that's why we hate you now. Although I'll find it hard to hate him, that's got to be said.

Rafaroy · « **Reply #296 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:31:48 PM »

Torres, your going to miss Liverpool FC alot more than i am going to miss you. As our song goes, your never walk alone but in your case keep walking

Scousebeef · « **Reply #297 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:32:36 PM »

Quote from: torres_1 on January 31, 2011, 09:29:47 PM

And how the fuck do I change my username?!!

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

astowell1 · « **Reply #298 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:32:42 PM »

I have nothing positive to say.

So thank you for what you did give us but we'll never forgive you for how you did this.

Bye Fernando.

Filler. · « **Reply #299 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:34:06 PM »

Embarrassed for you. Really embarrassed for you. You're a sham - you've found your penultimate resting place.

Rafa Rulz · « **Reply #300 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:34:14 PM »

Could have been up with the likes of Hunt, Dalglish, Rush & Fowler in Liverpool folklore, but now even worse than the likes of Collymore, Saunders and Owen. Why the fuck lie to the supporters who worshiped you the most? You have destroyed my faith in modern day footballers and their word and I am an adult, I can't imagine how the children who idolized you feel!

JoeD · « **Reply #301 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:34:16 PM »

Quote from: Scousebeef on January 31, 2011, 09:23:55 PM

The difference in this scenario is the money the Mancs got for Ronaldo went skewiff back stateside with a swift 'where the fuck did that go'? and a pop goes the weasel sound!

The money were getting for Del Nino is already being poured into the club!!

Fenway have handled this in the best way they possibly could in our best interests and I respect and applaud them for what they have done!!

Cannot disagree with much of that. I get the feeling that Torres was not particularly preoccupied with what/how or where the money from the transfer was going to. ie servicing interest or re-investment. Same with Ronaldo, though it seems the circumstance that Torres has left you in are in are far from ideal, and that is solely down to him.

Mr Alex Ferguson gave United fans the reason why most of that Ronaldo money was not re-invested was “lack of value in the transfer market”. Do you slightly agree with that? Seeing as you are on the verge of signing Andy C for £35 million.

colden · « **Reply #302 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:34:20 PM »

Quote from: Tony18:5 on January 31, 2011, 09:22:12 PM

This is the Chelsea one...

He's now a blue he was a red – Torres! Torres!

He's left The Kop to join The Shed – Torres! Torres!

He used to go out on the rob,

But now he's got a proper job

Fernando Torres – Chelsea's new number nine!

They thought he'd always be a red – Torres! Torres!

You'll never walk alone he said - Torres! Torres!

They bought the lad from sunny Spain,

He scored a few then grew a brain

Fernando Torres – Chelsea's new number nine!

The song is expected to boom out when Chelsea travel to Sunderland's Stadium of Light on Tuesday evening, as well as on Sunday when Torres' former club Liverpool visit Stamford Bridge.

Actually quite funny for them...

Our reply?

He said he'd always be a red, Torres! Torres!
He lied and money turned his head, Torres! Torres!
And now he's gone to plastic blue
Where fans ain't got a f##king clue
Fernando Torres, Rent Boys number 9

NealFrom25Yards · « **Reply #303 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:34:31 PM »

Quote from: jackbird_lfc on January 31, 2011, 09:13:28 PM

That alternative song that someone made up for Torres, anyone got it??!

I've been text the Chelsea one 5 or 6 times today.

He begged them 'please make me a blue', Torres, Torres
Said 'I'll never win a thing with you', Torres, Torres
He swapped the red for the blue
Hates the Scouse, loves me and you
Fernando Torres, Chelsea's number 9

MagicB8all · « **Reply #304 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:35:13 PM »

Quote from: bleedsred1978 on January 31, 2011, 08:26:44 PM

Torres wanted to go in the summer but hung around until the club was sold so that we would be able to sell the club in the first place and secondly we would get the money to buy a replacement.

Just a thought.

Don't talk sense on this site, not now.

xavidub · « **Reply #305 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:35:35 PM »

Quote from: Paul JH on January 31, 2011, 08:13:33 PM

Difference for me is Xabi handled his leaving with a bit of class.

And lets not forget that Xabi was a European Champion and a hero of Istanbul with us. Torres won nothing and amounted to nothing.

Gnurglan · « **Reply #306 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:36:04 PM »

Quote from: StevePass on January 31, 2011, 09:30:50 PM

Robbie Fowler, scouser and true legend. Never gave up on the club. Knew what the Red shirt and the city meant.

Michael Owen, helped us win cups and was a professional.

Torres, lame, sulking Judas. That's all.

Oh, would that be the same Owen who forced us to sell him to Real for 8M? Torres gave us 50M in return after having been given promise after promise that wasn't fulfilled. We are actually having one of our worse seasons in decades.

Believe me, I don't like it one bit that Torres wanted out. This whole thing stinks, but I don't believe Torres is the only one to blame here.

Prossimo · « **Reply #307 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:36:08 PM »

http://www.fulhamchronicle.co.uk/london-sport/fulham-fc/2011/01/31/chelsea-fans-on-song-after-torres-signing-82029-28089298/#ixzz1CeMu2Ix0

Is this honestly the best they can come up with?

Raoul Duke · « **Reply #308 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:36:19 PM »

Quote from: Tony18:5 on January 31, 2011, 09:22:12 PM

The song is expected to boom out when Chelsea travel to Sunderland's Stadium of Light on Tuesday evening, as well as on Sunday when Torres' former club Liverpool visit Stamford Bridge.

Like they ever sing.

Unless they're five nil up, and then you get a tiny "CHELWSSSIII, CHELWSIIII" over and over again like a fucking tape recorder.

Stuart_Howard · « **Reply #309 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:37:42 PM »

Quote from: StevePass on January 31, 2011, 09:30:50 PM

Robbie Fowler, scouser and true legend. Never gave up on the club. Knew what the Red shirt and the city meant.

Michael Owen, helped us win cups and was a professional.

Torres, lame, sulking Judas. That's all.

Toshack. Showed his true colours during Shankly's silence.
Rushie. Returned.
Keegan. Just loved it.

Can't say we'll say the same of Fernando in any years to come.

xavidub · « **Reply #310 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:38:20 PM »

Quote from: JoeDaki on January 31, 2011, 09:26:31 PM

@ Miakeks

Ronaldo did a lot of good things for us. He always gave his full commitment on the pitch (partially due to his own selfishness).

Did Torres make you proud to sing his name through his stay?

I will never slate Ronaldo as footballer for what he gave to United in his time. He ushered us through our most successful period under Mr Alex Ferguson.

What is Torres legacy after the LFC/Kop gave him all the support that a player could dream of?

True that

Mouth · « **Reply #311 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:38:32 PM »

Quote from: colden on January 31, 2011, 09:34:20 PM

Our reply?

He said he'd always be a red, Torres! Torres!
He lied and money turned his head, Torres! Torres!
And now he's gone to plastic blue
Where fans ain't got a f##king clue
Fernando Torres, Rent Boys number 9

Only we wont sing any songs about him, he doesnt exist anymore.

rutlandred · « **Reply #312 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:38:49 PM »

Quote from: miakeks on January 31, 2011, 09:21:14 PM

And just like that, almost all of RAWK became heterosexual again.

Only Torres...

There's a way of doing things.

EL JUDAS..

John C · « **Reply #313 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:39:07 PM »

Made me hit the ale on a Monday nigh he has. How fucking could you go there Nando, where has your head, your dignity and your good advice gone.

Shirley. · « **Reply #314 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:39:11 PM »

He gave us more time than 90% of ambitious footballers would have done. In all honesty, the reason most are so annoyed at him is because he was always so much classier than the rest and it just hurts on a personal level. I'll remember the times I stood in cold, draughty away ends and chanted his name over a Russian billionaire turning his head after we were in crisis... It's best for everyone that way.

Good luck, Fernando. You're gonna miss us.

Cpt_Reina · « **Reply #315 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:39:46 PM »

Fernando who?

He'll be back with Atlético for £5m within 2 years.

gemkopqueen · « **Reply #316 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:40:19 PM »

He's gone and we move on. Let's think of our current players not our past.

robgomm · « **Reply #317 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:40:25 PM »

An oustanding player, I wish him luck in his career. We'll be looking over our shoulder at him soon though

rowan_d · « **Reply #318 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:41:48 PM »

I enjoyed his goals more than anyone elses
I kept an eye on his records more than anyone elses

Gonna hurt watching his goals now, but fuck me they were some brilliant goals. Ah well, rather he reveals he's a bit of a knob now than me admiring the myth of his personality till my dying day

Legendary · « **Reply #319 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:41:53 PM »

Carra's fit again for the game on Saturday....Torres better watch out!!