Just doing my part in helping to spread the rumour... There's a lad on here- a regular, who said the club was looking into this. Dunno, about a week ago?
Anyway that's my bit of idleness put to maximum, honorable(to a rumour-monger), good use for the rest of the day. Enjoy slicing your wrists...
Remember to leave the toilet-seat up for hubby and don't forget to brush your teeth before getting laid. It can be... disgusting.