Bought my lad a fake shirt from soccertraids.com when the twats owned us, as he was pestering me for one, but refused to buy from the club. He already had a fake Barca one which looked pretty good. When I got are one it only had two stripes and the R fell of Gerrard straight away. Shocking! To be fair I emailed them and they sent me a new one without sending old one back, new one had 3 stripes and a full Gerrard name. Only thing missing is the addidas sign. But for £17 for the whole kit you can't complain.
Oh the above the has just reminded me about when my mum bought me and my old man 2 tickets off a tout (on crutches) for £75 each against Blackburn when they won the league. When she come back with them we new they where fake straight away, spotted the tout, who suddenly lashed the crutches and pegged it. Must've been a miracle! Tried to get in, stewards new straight away as they had already knocked loads back, as the twats hadn't even bothered printing them for different seats, just the same 5 seats over and over again.