Topic: The Pitch

[Sorted!!]

Apparently, the grass on the pitch is greener on the other side.

[simesy]

They told me it was American.

Dont tell roy that he'll send it out on loan to turkey with no hope of return.Then he'll order a new one from our green and pleasent land

[storey1]

Apparently, the grass on the pitch is greener on the other side.

ah not always.

[planet--terror]

Fuck you n your pitch,,,get on da streets to play,,its on da streets i tell ya ,dats where u fkn learn,,dats where d kids are,,,


fkn pitches,,,,,me fkn arse

[shelovesyou]

Dont tell roy that he'll send it out on loan to turkey with no hope of return.Then he'll order a new one from our green and pleasent land

Na Comolli looks after the Grass now. Director of Grass Strategy dont yer know.

[Crosby Wych]

 The pitch doesn't seem to have the same spark it did under Rafa, I just think Roy can't get the best out of it, although the media will no doubt  blame Rafa because Roy inherited it.

[simesy]

Na Comolli looks after the Grass now. Director of Grass Strategy dont yer know.

[The Grinch]

84 press briefings a day and Roy hasn't mentioned it ONCE.

[shelovesyou]

84 press briefings a day and Roy hasn't mentioned it ONCE.

Not good for the confidence. He just doesnt get us at all.

[althered68]

The pitch looks great this season. Especially in the penalty area in front of the KOP

[The Grinch]

Bring back Alberto Aquilawni he was turfed out too soon.

[Azi]

odds on game being postponed on monday cos of a frozen pitch...

[Rafa_La]

They say life is a pitch

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On the subject of pitches Blackpools pitch has no underground heating so their game was postponed, Munster laid out 140 bales of straw on Thomond Park to act as insulation from the cold spell and their game with Cardiff in the Magners league went ahead. Old school.

Class

[Legendary]

Pitch OUT!

[fumb]

84 press briefings a day and Roy hasn't mentioned it ONCE.

Doesn't he mention his lawn mower award in every press conference?

[The Grinch]

The only thing that hasn't let us down. It's ace isn't, the way lines are dead straight and the grass is like dead green and dat.

Something I think the whole on RAWK can actually agree on, without falling out.

It's part of the Anti Hodgson conspiracy, why else would it be gween and full of gwass.

[Hymer Red]

Although the pitch has played every game box to box its overall performance has been flat in the middle with a slight dip in form out on the wings. Roys tactics of only playing in our half has caused the pitch to suffer some costly injuries through stress especially around the 18 yard line. The centre circle though at this time has never looked in better shape but needs more match practice after missing most of the games this season due to the ball soaring overhead. At a recent press conference Roy said "The first 18 yards are Liverpools best and most important asset and the centre of the park needs to do more to get involved in the game. Sometimes its been completely unmarked and still contributed nothing to the scoreline and its time it showed me it has a future at this club"

[The Grinch]

Doesn't he mention is lawn mower award in every press conference?

[LFC 89]

Cheers to chachamoomoo for the idea

time for this one yet?

[Johnathan]

Bring back Alberto Aquilawni he was turfed out too soon.

Heard Mowerinho wants him at Madrid.

[TSC]

Heard Mowerinho wants him at Madrid.

He must be still smokin the grass

[annieroader]

He must be still smokin the grass

well they use stadium groth lights from holland ........................................... (dutch are good at growin grass)

[Buzz Killington]

Has a secret release clause in its contract, could be leaving us in January. Roy is eyeing up Yeovil's pitch as a replacement.

[Jagged Princess]

Blame the pitch for Northampton – too many seedlings

[Dirkydirkdirk]

We need to get rid of it and replace it with Alberto Aquilani.

[Redmaj]

The lunatics are on the Grass.....

[Garry_LFC]

'It's great grass at Anfield, professional grass!"

[The Flying Pig]

Does it have a LMA pitch of the year award though,because,if it has,it's never mentioned it?

[SpionBob]

Roy wants the pitch to play in a more English style. Give a bit more bounce to help the hoofers.

[oovavu]

Apparently, the grass on the pitch is greener on the other side.

Thats why the bitters want a groundshare apparently, can't blame them.

[cashmere pringle]

Great pitch, a manc was raving about the surface at the library once and this guy sad," Why wouldn't it be a good pitch ye fertilise it with €200 million worth of shite every week" he's probably waiting to hit me with that one now!
On the subject of pitches Blackpools pitch has no underground heating so their game was postponed, Munster laid out 140 bales of straw on Thomond Park to act as insulation from the cold spell and their game with Cardiff in the Magners league went ahead. Old school.

i wanna see orange balls and white pitches

[tanvir]

I've heard that the pitch is leaving in Jan as part of a part exchange deal.

Pitch + £8m for Ricardo Fuller, you heard it here first.

[Vladi Legend]

Reports in the Sunday papers reckon City are lining up a £30M bid for our pitch. I'd certainly get him off the wage book - I reckon we should sell!

I "borrowed" a bit of one of our old pitches a few years back, planted it in our back garden but forgot to water it and sadly it died!

[jackh]

The grass performs much better in the centre of the pitch than in advanced or wide positions, regardless of the quantity of goals and assists from those areas.

[Lawnmowerman]

Well done chopper.I think youve started a thread in the main forum that cant descend into the roy/rafa nonsense 

[Timbo0151]

I've always thought that the football pitch is the most integral part of how a football match takes shape. If you were to ask me what pitch I would prefer then I suppose I would have to say that the one with the greener grass is always favourable whether it be home or whether it be away. I would always consider that a game can be won or lost on the right or wrong pitch both home or away. Teams can come to Anfield and think that our grass is not as green as it is in their homleand - a ground that they are accustomed to - but I would have to say, if you were to ask me, that that works both ways. I have been to many other grounds where the grass, if you were to ask it, could be greener and you would have to ask it why that was the case. I would certainly never ask any blade of grass why it wasn't performing, rather I would ask itself to ask that question. I'm confident that after next week, with a good run of grass, we couls find ourselves in the topography part of the table. But if you were to ask me that question now then I would have to say that you would have to ask me that same question at a later point.

[FernandoTourettes]

We'll never have a settled pitch if only ever gets one game out of every two.

[Elzar]

The grass in the centre circle does nothing.
Just fuckin stays there, no tracking back, no forward play. Nothing.
Waste of fuckin money.

Send it out on loan.

It contains Poulsen quite well.

[John C]

Its a little bit too small.
Its slopes down at the far corner of the Anny Road end.
It takes 2.7% more man hours to tend to than an average PL pitch
The lines man running length is a fucking disgrace.
It so fragile, museum visitors are not allowed to stand on it.
So I think your talking shite as usual CHOPPER.