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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2000 on: July 17, 2012, 10:56:27 PM »

The Daily Mail reviewer's negative take is reliably insane as well.

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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2001 on: July 17, 2012, 10:57:45 PM »
Just found out I have to wait until Saturday to go see it. Not happy
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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2002 on: July 17, 2012, 11:16:56 PM »
Booked some 'luxury' seats to watch this in Slough cinema on Friday.  Not quite sure how there's luxury seats in a cinema in Slough, possibly just ones that don't have chewing gum/blood stains on them or missing arm rests.
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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2003 on: July 18, 2012, 12:55:46 AM »
Watching it on Sat.

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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2004 on: July 18, 2012, 12:57:53 AM »
Going to the 1am IMAX showing on Sunday morning :thumbup
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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2005 on: July 18, 2012, 01:11:56 AM »
correction, 15 fresh out of 15 reviews now :)
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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2006 on: July 18, 2012, 01:13:05 AM »
Seeing all three in a move marathon from 6 to 3am in my local cinema :P
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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2007 on: July 18, 2012, 01:17:43 AM »
Seeing all three in a move marathon from 6 to 3am in my local cinema :P
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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2008 on: July 18, 2012, 01:22:18 AM »
Bringing a packed lunch and a sleeping bag?
No my mummy's out of town.
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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2009 on: July 18, 2012, 01:26:41 AM »
No my mummy's out of town.
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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2010 on: July 18, 2012, 02:30:50 AM »
Woohoo! It looks like we're going to get a Neill Cumpston review of TDKR.

Here's a some of his previous reviews if you're not familiar with his work

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/16641
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http://www.hitfix.com/blogs/motion-captured/posts/review-neill-cumpston-returns-to-review-the-avengers
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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2011 on: July 18, 2012, 03:12:32 AM »
Good luck sitting through that.
It'll be awesome and I won't bo sober for the first two
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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2012 on: July 18, 2012, 03:13:12 AM »
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« Reply #2013 on: July 18, 2012, 08:55:28 AM »
Woohoo, it looks like we're going to get a Neill Cumpston review of TDKR.

Here's a some of his previous reviews if you're not familiar with his work

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/16641
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32030
http://www.hitfix.com/blogs/motion-captured/posts/review-neill-cumpston-returns-to-review-the-avengers
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/20467

Haha, used to love his reviews. Isn't he actually Patton Oswalt?
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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2014 on: July 18, 2012, 09:27:13 AM »
Haha, used to love his reviews. Isn't he actually Patton Oswalt?

I think so.
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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2015 on: July 18, 2012, 09:39:02 AM »
9 O' clock friday morning. Cant fuckin wait.
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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2016 on: July 18, 2012, 09:48:05 AM »
Enthusiasm for this at an all time low in the Acid household...

Realised that I didn't actually really like the previous two movies as I have absolutely no desire to watch them again to prepare for this one. TDK was OK I suppose.

And the running time, Jesus, too long for me, I start getting restless legs and wanting to do laps of FACT. I saw a review somewhere the other day that was a bit more reserved than the usual It's brilliant/It's shit extremes. It's a popcorn flick, but it 'means it', man.

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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2017 on: July 18, 2012, 12:52:03 PM »
I have high hopes for this film

I don't expect it to top this for excitement and tension mind...

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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2018 on: July 18, 2012, 01:46:53 PM »
I feel like i shouldn't have to say this, but just in case.

You have posted literally nothing of substance to flame about.  Your "points", and I dread to call them that, were superficial and completely arbitrary.  Nothing you said could be argued against because nothing you said elaborated a position of any kind.

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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2019 on: July 18, 2012, 02:34:08 PM »
I saw a review somewhere the other day that was a bit more reserved than the usual It's brilliant/It's shit extremes. It's a popcorn flick, but it 'means it', man.
You say that as though popcorn flicks can't be brilliant.

I think the day when a beloved comicbook superhero film isn't popcorny to some substantial degree is the day things have gone a tad too far in the opposite direction to camp shite like Schumacher's Batman & Robin. It's about doing interesting things with the form, while still entertaining and engaging the loyal, protective, often quite young fans of the source material. TDK needs the big truck flip, even though what really carries the film is how the main characters are 'opened up' somewhat to appeal to more 'sophisticated' adult sensibilities. They're still cartoonish - it's not exactly Bergman's Persona - but the added depth and food for thought created by expanding these cartoons' inner workings is... fun! ;D

A number of my all-time favourite films are totally popcorn flicks - just turn on, and switch off. Doesn't mean they aren't exceptional works of art in their own right too, and attempting something more ambitious. Here's hoping that Rises at the very least provides some hyperreal Hollywood thrills & spills to go with the intriguingly gritty, grown-up (kinda) takes on familiar pop culture creations, but there's no reason it shouldn't try to transgress the accepted limits of superhero movies (in length as well as writing), and it could achieve something special if things just came together nicely. I've no idea whether or not it does, 'cause I've not gone near any reviews.


"OK I suppose" is a pretty stingy assessment of TDK - it's a long way from perfect, but its big ideas are admirable even if the execution bored a fair number of filmgoers. Totally fair enough if that's your honest opinion on it, though. I wouldn't find a place for it in my personal top 50 films ever, but it is the most ambitious comic book blockbuster I've seen (Watchmen wasn't anywhere near ambitious enough to be even a smidgeon worthy of the book, and it's choc-full of bad gash in parts), and you can't deny the lasting impact its whole approach, and Ledger's Joker, will have on pop culture.

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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2020 on: July 18, 2012, 03:23:03 PM »
For the first time ever, Rotten Tomatoes have suspended comments. Or so I heard on the radio.

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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2021 on: July 18, 2012, 03:33:14 PM »
For the first time ever, Rotten Tomatoes have suspended comments. Or so I heard on the radio.

Yep due to negative reviewers receiving death threats :P .
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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2022 on: July 18, 2012, 03:40:20 PM »
I don't wanna look at any reviews - are they serious death threats from proper nutters, or clearly facetious, OTT type-things? I know it's not exactly pleasant behavior any way it may be intended, but have loads of people just piled in as a laugh? If they're properly vile, that's a shame.
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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2023 on: July 18, 2012, 03:42:12 PM »
Yep due to negative reviewers receiving death threats :P .
There's some seriously sad bastards about on the internet. Death fucking threats because a film got negative reviews? These c*nts should do the world a favour and put a bullet through their own heads, the sad c*nts. It's a film about a man dressed in a rubber suit with pointy ears and a cape for fucks sake. In fact, Nolan's versions probably aren't the best rendition of the character anyway. Did reviewers receive death threats over negative reviews of Burton's first film? Highly doubt it. Sad times with sad people these days.

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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2024 on: July 18, 2012, 03:44:11 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2175176/Website-Rotten-Tomatoes-suspends-comments-Dark-Knight-death-threats-bad-reviewers.html

Reviewer Marshall Fine under fire for comparing film to the Transformers
Poster tells him he would be the 'most hated man on the internet'

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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2025 on: July 18, 2012, 03:45:26 PM »
It's what happens when 15 year olds can post any old shit. At least I hope it's fifteen year olds, as they'll at least have a slim reason for such stupidity over an adult.

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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2026 on: July 18, 2012, 03:45:45 PM »
I don't wanna look at any reviews - are they serious death threats from proper nutters, or clearly facetious, OTT type-things? I know it's not exactly pleasant behavior any way it may be intended, but have loads of people just piled in as a laugh? If they're properly vile, that's a shame.
Going by the hype (I'm not sure what all the fuss is about anyway) I'd say that it's legit from certain people. The internet generation has bred a whole new breed of idiot, I'm afraid. I thought some of the hype, praise, hysteria, whatever you want to describe it as, over the Dark Knight was way over the top and ridiculous, but obviously people are going to follow that up and take it to a whole new level with this latest film because of their fanboy views got so amped in the first place.

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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2027 on: July 18, 2012, 03:49:53 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2175176/Website-Rotten-Tomatoes-suspends-comments-Dark-Knight-death-threats-bad-reviewers.html

Reviewer Marshall Fine under fire for comparing film to the Transformers
Poster tells him he would be the 'most hated man on the internet'


Most hated man on the internet? OK. yeah, sure! Whoever wrote that is a fucking moron. I say fair play to that reviewer for giving his honest opinion - albeit a slightly idiotic one to compare it to Transformers (although I might see where he's coming from once I've watched it, who knows.) - but to issue threats and making sweeping statements like that? What's wrong with people these days? It's just a fucking film.

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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2028 on: July 18, 2012, 03:50:36 PM »
There's some seriously sad bastards about on the internet. Death fucking threats because a film got negative reviews? These c*nts should do the world a favour and put a bullet through their own heads, the sad c*nts. It's a film about a man dressed in a rubber suit with pointy ears and a cape for fucks sake. In fact, Nolan's versions probably aren't the best rendition of the character anyway. Did reviewers receive death threats over negative reviews of Burton's first film? Highly doubt it. Sad times with sad people these days.
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Why is it called the dark knight Rises? All the bus stops have the posters with individual characters on them with RISE wrote above them. Whats the rises about?

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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2029 on: July 18, 2012, 03:54:25 PM »
:lmao

Why is it called the dark knight Rises? All the bus stops have the posters with individual characters on them with RISE wrote above them. Whats the rises about?
Well, if its a bird in a skin tight rubber suit, I can understand the word 'Rise' in bold.

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« Reply #2030 on: July 18, 2012, 04:50:10 PM »
The nerds have become the bullies
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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2031 on: July 18, 2012, 04:57:22 PM »
The nerds have become the bullies
That's beyond nerd behaviour, though. If being into or a fan of any kind of fiction, or a comic character, fantasy or whatever makes a person a nerd, then consider me one. But spitting the dummy and issuing death threats over an opinion about a Batman film is warped. I think these lot have taken over even the Star Wars and LoTR's fanatic head cases.

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« Reply #2032 on: July 18, 2012, 05:05:06 PM »
Receiving a death threat in the comments section of a website, isn't really receiving a death threat.

Think this will end up disappointing a lot of people, just because the bar has been set so high with the other two. And there's no way we'll get a better villain than The Joker in TDK. Even if it's a tiny bit not as good as the first two, people will complain. 
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« Reply #2033 on: July 18, 2012, 05:20:36 PM »
Receiving a death threat in the comments section of a website, isn't really receiving a death threat.

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« Reply #2034 on: July 18, 2012, 05:20:50 PM »
That's beyond nerd behaviour, though. If being into or a fan of any kind of fiction, or a comic character, fantasy or whatever makes a person a nerd, then consider me one. But spitting the dummy and issuing death threats over an opinion about a Batman film is warped. I think these lot have taken over even the Star Wars and LoTR's fanatic head cases.

I was being a little tongue in cheek there, and I'm one too. I read comics, play computer games a lot etc. That's why this has really annoyed me because it gives us a bad name.
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« Reply #2035 on: July 18, 2012, 05:25:17 PM »
The term nerd seems to have lost it's meaning these days. The only people that seem to use it are those who want to class themselves as nerds, because it's "cool" or something.

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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2037 on: July 18, 2012, 05:33:53 PM »
I thought geek was the new nerd, or is nerd on the rise again. I'm out the loop it seems. Which makes me cool and therefore a nerd.

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« Reply #2038 on: July 18, 2012, 05:44:06 PM »
Bringing a packed lunch and a sleeping bag?

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Re: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #2039 on: July 18, 2012, 06:10:15 PM »
I thought geek was the new nerd, or is nerd on the rise again. I'm out the loop it seems. Which makes me cool and therefore a nerd.
I thought nerds couldn't be cool, thus making you a geek?