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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2240 on: May 23, 2012, 12:36:38 AM »



Quite good for making a point aren't they?

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2241 on: May 27, 2012, 02:06:01 PM »
Reading I Partridge whilst on holiday at the moment, very amusing.

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2242 on: June 2, 2012, 12:30:15 AM »
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2243 on: June 2, 2012, 12:41:05 AM »
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2244 on: June 2, 2012, 07:32:21 PM »
Reading I Partridge whilst on holiday at the moment, very amusing.

Honestly mate ,get it on audiobook , hearing Coogan read it as Partridge just makes it unmissable
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2245 on: June 3, 2012, 07:48:30 PM »
"IT LOOKS LIKE PORRIDGE!!! THANKS FOR THE SOUVENIR."

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2246 on: June 3, 2012, 09:06:42 PM »
Honestly mate ,get it on audiobook , hearing Coogan read it as Partridge just makes it unmissable

Registered for a free trial on audible and got the book for free. I agree listening to Coogan read it as Partridge makes it 10 times better.
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2247 on: June 3, 2012, 10:22:01 PM »
Registered for a free trial on audible and got the book for free. I agree listening to Coogan read it as Partridge makes it 10 times better.

 There was genuinely times when I had to pull the car over as I thought I was going to crash it listening to him.

Needless to say I had the last laugh
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2248 on: June 3, 2012, 10:40:38 PM »

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2250 on: June 3, 2012, 10:50:40 PM »
Haha! Text book!
Cant wait till im out in public and it goes off, crowded shop or the likes. Cool as fuck. Back of the net!

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2251 on: June 4, 2012, 10:05:13 AM »
Cant wait till im out in public and it goes off, crowded shop or the likes. Cool as fuck. Back of the net!
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2252 on: June 4, 2012, 11:06:29 AM »

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2253 on: June 4, 2012, 11:13:45 AM »
His commentary on the football always makes me laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzSQ3xgoh-w

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2254 on: June 4, 2012, 11:20:42 AM »
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2255 on: June 4, 2012, 12:51:27 PM »
'they're just deaf, and not deaf offenders?

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2256 on: June 4, 2012, 09:27:30 PM »
Love the scene whenever the hotel staff are doing impressions of Alan and he hears them :lmao


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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2259 on: June 10, 2012, 03:40:15 PM »
Honestly mate ,get it on audiobook , hearing Coogan read it as Partridge just makes it unmissable

Seconded - we listen to it in bed, it's like Alan Partridge reading us a bedtime story.

Ps.  that bit where he talks about people trying to wind him up by saying 'Ahaaa!' to him in the street.

'I can honestly say that I don't give a fucking shit!'

 :lmao :lmao
She'd say, "Would you stop naming nuts!" And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn't talk, but he'd go "rrrawr rrawr" and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it's also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut.

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2260 on: June 10, 2012, 03:44:14 PM »
Seconded - we listen to it in bed, it's like Alan Partridge reading us a bedtime story.

Ps.  that bit where he talks about people trying to wind him up by saying 'Ahaaa!' to him in the street.

'I can honestly say that I don't give a fucking shit!'

 :lmao :lmao

The bit where he went out for a meal in Japan with Sally Gunnell and the Stave Backley interview with a bare chested Gary Newbond cracked me up.

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2261 on: June 10, 2012, 04:30:26 PM »
They're only the band the Beatles could've been

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2263 on: June 25, 2012, 11:36:28 AM »
Bump for this as Alan's new show is on tonight, Sky Atlantic (108), 9pm:

Alan Partridge: Welcome To The Places Of My Life

Steve Coogan’s enduring monster crashes in with a one-off special that starts with him huffing and puffing around the countryside of north Norfolk (‘the Wales of the East’) to the strains of a tin whistle. He’s on a Partridge Pilgrimage to wax lyrical about his stomping ground and, much like everything else Coogan’s done with the character, this spoof vanity project is hilarious and hideous in equal measure. Though grammar pedants will secretly sympathise with his radio campaign promoting the correct use  of the words ‘obligate’ and ‘repulse’


http://www.metro.co.uk/tv/902965-alan-partridge-veep-and-strictly-kosher-mondays-tv-picks
She'd say, "Would you stop naming nuts!" And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn't talk, but he'd go "rrrawr rrawr" and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it's also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut.

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2264 on: June 25, 2012, 12:33:51 PM »
Bump for this as Alan's new show is on tonight, Sky Atlantic (108), 9pm:

Alan Partridge: Welcome To The Places Of My Life

Steve Coogan’s enduring monster crashes in with a one-off special that starts with him huffing and puffing around the countryside of north Norfolk (‘the Wales of the East’) to the strains of a tin whistle. He’s on a Partridge Pilgrimage to wax lyrical about his stomping ground and, much like everything else Coogan’s done with the character, this spoof vanity project is hilarious and hideous in equal measure. Though grammar pedants will secretly sympathise with his radio campaign promoting the correct use  of the words ‘obligate’ and ‘repulse’


http://www.metro.co.uk/tv/902965-alan-partridge-veep-and-strictly-kosher-mondays-tv-picks

Had a big grin on my face reading about this on the train to work earlier. I'm ruddy excited.
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2265 on: June 25, 2012, 01:21:11 PM »
Hehe have you seen the trailer for this where he makes himself a walking stick? It's a belter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvTSl8vJNYU
She'd say, "Would you stop naming nuts!" And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn't talk, but he'd go "rrrawr rrawr" and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it's also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut.

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2266 on: June 25, 2012, 01:25:04 PM »
No Sky for me  :(.......hopefully this will be on YouTube in a couple of days

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2267 on: June 25, 2012, 09:11:58 PM »
This is on now. Fantastic opening ten minutes!

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I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2268 on: June 25, 2012, 09:28:27 PM »
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« Reply #2269 on: June 25, 2012, 09:30:18 PM »
Good to see Coogan back on form. Some cracking quotes. Forgot how much I missed Mr Partridge.

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2270 on: June 25, 2012, 09:34:39 PM »
F-OFF!

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2271 on: June 25, 2012, 09:36:31 PM »
Shit, cant believe im missing some new Partridge!! Better be online soon.

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2272 on: June 25, 2012, 09:58:58 PM »
Weird.
Classic Alan, that was odd.

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2273 on: June 25, 2012, 10:06:08 PM »
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2274 on: June 25, 2012, 10:07:43 PM »
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2275 on: June 25, 2012, 10:09:15 PM »
The editing for the pool scene was genius  ;D
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2276 on: June 25, 2012, 10:12:48 PM »
real c*nt

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2277 on: June 25, 2012, 10:19:27 PM »
Alan on Norwich market:

Bearskins and Quivers have been substituted for Monkey Hats and Tat.

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2278 on: June 25, 2012, 10:34:00 PM »
"Alright sugar tits!"

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I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2279 on: June 25, 2012, 10:41:05 PM »
Loved the shot of him walking off after skiing down the slope.
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