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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2320 on: July 4, 2012, 07:58:28 AM »
I've been unable to find a copy of Open Books on any of my regular 'sources' *ahem*, anybody able to help out?
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2321 on: July 4, 2012, 10:19:49 AM »
I've been unable to find a copy of Open Books on any of my regular 'sources' *ahem*, anybody able to help out?

Anyone?

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2322 on: July 5, 2012, 08:20:32 AM »
Did nobody even watch it? Was it even on?
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2323 on: July 5, 2012, 08:55:38 AM »
I saw it Rick but can't help with your request sorry. Very enjoyable again though, loved the readings from his book plus also the strange chemistry he had going on with the interviewer and audience. Classic Partridge!
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2324 on: July 5, 2012, 09:09:34 AM »
I saw it Rick but can't help with your request sorry. Very enjoyable again though, loved the readings from his book plus also the strange chemistry he had going on with the interviewer and audience. Classic Partridge!

No idea why but the twins in the audience had me in stitches. The fat bloke who just kept rambling on then got replaced by some bird from the studio crew too.
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2325 on: July 5, 2012, 09:18:14 AM »
No idea why but the twins in the audience had me in stitches. The fat bloke who just kept rambling on then got replaced by some bird from the studio crew too.

The funniest bit for me was the death stare he was giving to the members of that Book Club who were the guest reviewers that week!
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2326 on: July 5, 2012, 12:19:55 PM »
Once again Eamon Holmes and Bill Oddie get mentions. The gag about Richard Hammond and car boot was excellent. Thought it was a brilliant spoof on those kind of shows.
He's got a tattoo on his wrist that says "I hate blackie blackie blackie blacks, and I fucking love handballing it into the opponent's goal and away from my own goal, and biting people, and kicking young kids in the bollocks when they ask for autographs. And diving. I fucking love that."

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2327 on: July 5, 2012, 02:02:05 PM »
Can't find any links anywhere. :(
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2328 on: July 5, 2012, 02:16:39 PM »
The bit about him drinking two pints of milk of magnesia for constipation and having to burn his clothes in the forest and run home naked had me in tears...
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2329 on: July 5, 2012, 03:50:03 PM »
The cut from the old lady in the audience squinting to Alan reading his extract in a pair of Dame Edna Everidge-style glasses was amazing.
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2330 on: July 5, 2012, 03:56:41 PM »
Any utorrent links for Open Books please :wave
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2331 on: July 5, 2012, 04:28:05 PM »
It's on IPTorrents if you're a member. If you're not I've got a spare invite if you want it.
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I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2332 on: July 5, 2012, 05:13:25 PM »
Would you happen to have another invite spare? I think I may have one for an electronic music tracker if that has any interest for you.

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2333 on: July 5, 2012, 05:15:06 PM »
Only got one mate but if 5th doesn't want it then it's yours.
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2334 on: July 5, 2012, 05:37:02 PM »
Give it to schwindig mate, thanks for offer though
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2335 on: July 5, 2012, 05:38:48 PM »
Give it to schwindig mate, thanks for offer though

Ok mate, I've got it downloaded so if you know of a way to send a 346MB file over the internet let me know and I'm happy to send it to you.

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2336 on: July 5, 2012, 05:49:55 PM »
Wish this stuff was on BBC instead of Sky. I've missed everything he's done since series 2 of I'm Alan Partridge, can someone give me a list of eveything he's done since, in order? Cheers

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2337 on: July 5, 2012, 07:41:47 PM »
Wish this stuff was on BBC instead of Sky. I've missed everything he's done since series 2 of I'm Alan Partridge, can someone give me a list of eveything he's done since, in order? Cheers
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2338 on: July 5, 2012, 08:04:29 PM »
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0176869/

Its only got Mid-Morning Matters from the recent stuff on that list. When is that starting on Sky btw? or have I missed ot?

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2339 on: July 5, 2012, 08:32:28 PM »
Its only got Mid-Morning Matters from the recent stuff on that list. When is that starting on Sky btw? or have I missed ot?
Starts next week on the same Monday slot on Sky Atlantic. It's very, very good. Some classic Partridge in that.

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2340 on: July 5, 2012, 09:42:59 PM »
poor amount of torrents around for it this week. were loads last week too.
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2341 on: July 5, 2012, 09:45:33 PM »
Boss haha
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2342 on: July 5, 2012, 09:47:32 PM »
Just started on the audiobook, its quality.

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2343 on: July 9, 2012, 10:28:13 PM »
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2344 on: July 9, 2012, 10:36:27 PM »
Thought tonights was excellent.  Best of the new series so far.   

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2345 on: July 9, 2012, 10:46:44 PM »
Are these just the 'fosters funnies' things?
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2346 on: July 9, 2012, 11:10:34 PM »
Quality start. Still wish BBC had offered them what they wanted

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2347 on: July 9, 2012, 11:26:16 PM »
Quality start. Still wish BBC had offered them what they wanted
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« Reply #2348 on: July 9, 2012, 11:30:45 PM »
Not going to happen when you shoot a guest live on your show.
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2349 on: July 9, 2012, 11:34:13 PM »
Not going to happen when you shoot a guest live on your show.

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2350 on: July 9, 2012, 11:40:18 PM »
RIP YNWA Forbes Macallister.

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2351 on: July 10, 2012, 09:13:00 PM »
Are these just the 'fosters funnies' things?

Yes.
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I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2352 on: July 10, 2012, 11:53:43 PM »
Beef paste cob
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« Reply #2353 on: July 11, 2012, 08:34:58 AM »
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2354 on: July 11, 2012, 09:28:53 AM »
Which muppet?
He's got a tattoo on his wrist that says "I hate blackie blackie blackie blacks, and I fucking love handballing it into the opponent's goal and away from my own goal, and biting people, and kicking young kids in the bollocks when they ask for autographs. And diving. I fucking love that."

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2355 on: July 11, 2012, 09:36:04 AM »
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2356 on: July 12, 2012, 08:28:43 PM »
Partridge on Open books with Martin Bryce... finally found a link to it.

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2357 on: July 13, 2012, 09:53:26 AM »
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2358 on: July 20, 2012, 10:44:10 PM »
Just seen the wine-tasting episode...

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #2359 on: July 20, 2012, 10:53:55 PM »
"It's an extender"
Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".