Topic: Rooney signs 5 year contract with Man U

[steveeastend]

Sometimes I get the feeling english people want to believe lies... Impossible anyone really believing Fergusons´ press conference act, what a load of crape...

[Red_Irishman]

Odds shortened on Wayne rooney's next club 8/11 Stringfellows 3/1 Spearmint Rhino.

Thats bloody brilliant!!

[Dr Manhattan]

Looking like he's on the way to Anfield then!!!!!!!!

Group of journo's overheard Roy Hodgson say "Yes it looks like Wayne's coming", but couldn't get an exclusive as about 5 minutes later it started pissing it down and all had to run inside.

Brilliant.

[Terry De Niro]

I think Shrek Rooney will fit in well with all the other pin ups at City, namely Tevez who played duck apple in a chip pan when he was a kid, and Lescott who had shutters on his pram, he was that ugly.
The team photo will look like the cast from the Thriller video..

[Ziltoid]

I think Shrek Rooney will fit in well with all the other pin ups at City, namely Tevez who played duck apple in a chip pan when he was a kid, and Lescott who had shutters on his pram, he was that ugly.
The team photo will look like the cast from the Thriller video..

fucking hell, is Nani off as well?

[redgriffin73]

I think Shrek Rooney will fit in well with all the other pin ups at City, namely Tevez who played duck apple in a chip pan when he was a kid, and Lescott who had shutters on his pram, he was that ugly.
The team photo will look like the cast from the Thriller video..

fucking hell, is Nani off as well?

[Immoral King Brian Blessed]

Rooney to City. Tevez dropped. Tevez to Liverpool in the summer. Profit!

[Blamire]

Looking like he's on the way to Anfield then!!!!!!!!

Group of journo's overheard Roy Hodgson say "Yes it looks like Wayne's coming", but couldn't get an exclusive as about 5 minutes later it started pissing it down and all had to run inside.

Quality that.

[Seebab]

fucking hell, is Nani off as well?

[Terry De Niro]

fucking hell, is Nani off as well?

I'll take the corners and you can nod them in, eh!   

[Razorblade]

This is probably some crazed publicity stunt by the mancs to get themselves back into the limelight after we stole their thunder for most of last week

[Mouth]

Aaaand another thing, clock the press conference, with Slur looking all shell shocked, what the fuck? If he has known since the start of the season why is he looking so shocked? Fucking bullshit act, he is responsible for him wanting to go and he is trying to deflect it and the mancs are falling for it.

[Spanish Al]

Rooney to City. Tevez dropped. Tevez to Liverpool in the summer. Profit!

Rooney straight to Liverpool to save time, and also save us from the drop.

[Cochise]

In work tonight and 2 Mancs were discussing this and one said to the other "how much do ya think we'll get for him? £40m-£50m?" Other lad "Think we'll get Benzema and £30m"

I'm loving this stuff living in Manchester.

[Red_Irishman]

In work tonight and 2 Mancs were discussing this and one said to the other "how much do ya think we'll get for him? £40m-£50m?" Other lad "Think we'll get Benzema and £30m"

I'm loving this stuff living in Manchester.

If he goes to madrid, which is highly unlikly as his fat head is too stupid to survive out abroad, Benzema would be invlolved in the deal i think, hes surplus to requirments there.

[choi]

A united fan on my course (there's quite a few of them seeing as i'm at Manchester Uni) said to me today that they're gonna get Benzema and 50m for Rooney. Yeah right.

[rushyman]

Aaaand another thing, clock the press conference, with Slur looking all shell shocked, what the fuck? If he has known since the start of the season why is he looking so shocked? Fucking bullshit act, he is responsible for him wanting to go and he is trying to deflect it and the mancs are falling for it.

Spot on

[amir87]

Which homeless guy is Ferguson gonna pick up of the streets as a replacement this time?
Homeless guy: "Big Issue, Big issue!"
Ferguson: "Yeh I've got a big issue pal, my only good player would rather shag my missus then play for my club"
Homeless guy: "Giz a job?"
Ferguson: "Ok..ok..give us your bottle of whisky and you can play next to Michael Owen"
Homeless guy: "Deal!"

[Red_Irishman]

A united fan on my course (there's quite a few of them seeing as i'm at Manchester Uni) said to me today that they're gonna get Benzema and 50m for Rooney. Yeah right.

However much off an a** Morinho is, hes not that stupid.

[jammy dodger]

Which homeless guy is Ferguson gonna pick up of the streets as a replacement this time?
Homeless guy: "Big Issue, Big issue!"
Ferguson: "Yeh I've got a big issue pal, my only good player would rather shag my missus then play for my club"
Homeless guy: "Giz a job?"
Ferguson: "Ok..ok..give us your bottle of whisky and you can play next to Michael Owen"
Homeless guy: ".....fine."

[Liver Bird]

On the Guardian the mancs are out in force and the full fury and hatred of Scousers has been unleashed! This is great fun.

links?

[rushyman]

Sometimes I get the feeling english people want to believe lies... Impossible anyone really believing Fergusons´ press conference act, what a load of crape...

Im trying to get what angle he'd be going for by lying about this.

Make no mistake, even if he stays now he's blown his rep there. (And we get a lovely new song to counter the transfer request one)

[Immoral King Brian Blessed]

Rooney straight to Liverpool to save time, and also save us from the drop.

at least mine wasn't that unrealistic!

[boltongirl]

Thanks SouthernPansy, can't work out how to send you a message back!

[SMD]

Thanks SouthernPansy, can't work out how to send you a message back!

Oooh err.

[amir87]

Thanks SouthernPansy, can't work out how to send you a message back!

No matter what Southern Pansy has asked for, just say no!

[istanbulism]

So Manchester City are favourites to pick him up? Where else can you guys see him going?

[Spanish Al]

at least mine wasn't that unrealistic!

Well, we can afford him. Cant he buy out his contract in January for £5million? Then United get compo, which is whatever wages theyd have paid him for the remainder of his contract. Which wouldnt be a lot, would it?

Oh, and I think if he was offered the chance to come here, he might take it. He'd piss off Ferguson AND the bitters.

[Samee]

So Manchester City are favourites to pick him up? Where else can you guys see him going?

Chelsea? Real? Maybe even Inter? But most likely City.

[Immoral King Brian Blessed]

Well, we can afford him. Cant he buy out his contract in January for £5million? Then United get compo, which is whatever wages theyd have paid him for the remainder of his contract. Which wouldnt be a lot, would it?

Oh, and I think if he was offered the chance to come here, he might take it. He'd piss off Ferguson AND the bitters.

No can't buy out until the summer. And he'd never come here, thankfully.

[Spanish Al]

No can't buy out until the summer. And he'd never come here, thankfully.

Ah.

Id love him here. Be silly to say no. Top class player. And we're short of a striker.

[Red_Rich]

Still can't see him leaving.  Seems really odd to make this public with so long before the transfer window.

I think it means he will definitely be leaving.  If his desire to leave had been kept behind closed doors, then they ould have sorted it and no-one would ever have known he'd ever said "I don't want to play for United anymore"

Now that the world knows he spoke those words, he almost has no choice.

[70400]

So Manchester City are favourites to pick him up? Where else can you guys see him going?

Think he'll go to Spain.  His body cannot take the rigours of the PL anymore, and if he's smart (I know, it's an unrealistic assumption) he'll want to prolong his career in sunny Spain, while getting a nice bump in the paycheck.  Real or Barca will be interested, and so will Inter Milan.

[Spanish Al]

Think he'll go to Spain.  His body cannot take the rigours of the PL anymore, and if he's smart (I know, it's an unrealistic assumption) he'll want to prolong his career in sunny Spain, while getting a nice bump in the paycheck.  Real or Barca will be interested, and so will Inter Milan.

Rooney cant speak english properly never mind spanish.

[XabiArt]

I think it means he will definitely be leaving.  If his desire to leave had been kept behind closed doors, then they ould have sorted it and no-one would ever have known he'd ever said "I don't want to play for United anymore"

Now that the world knows he spoke those words, he almost has no choice.

Gerrard summer 04 and 05 ring any bells.

As for him moving to Spain. Can anyone really picture him speaking a foreign language?

[70400]

Doesn't seem to have hindered Tevez that much in England.  He can barely speak a word of English.

[Spanish Al]

Doesn't seem to have hindered Tevez that much in England.  He can barely speak a word of English.

Yeh but he can at least speak one language properly. And Rooney is thick as fuck.

He knows scouse pretty well though

[Red_Rich]

Jose wants him! Exclusive on Sky!!! Although he also said that he thinks Rooney will stay at the Mancs.

Oh and Jose loves Mr Ferguson and Man Utd as well.

Yeah, he just about covered all his bases there, didn't he, the smug fucking pimp twat.

[Mr Dilkington]

Doesn't seem to have hindered Tevez that much in England.  He can barely speak a word of English.

Difference is, Tevez wether at West Ham, Man United, Or City has always had a few Spanish speaking players, in Spain it will be different.

Plus Tevez is quite reserved, Rooney is an attention gimp.

[DM Red]

i presume the Glazers will want a cash only deal as well.