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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #200 on: May 7, 2014, 10:09:12 pm »
If they win on Sunday, I will never ever call him Fat Sam again...
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #201 on: May 7, 2014, 10:09:38 pm »
Quote from: stoa on May  7, 2014, 10:09:12 pm
If they win on Sunday, I will never ever call him Fat Sam again...

I will. I'll happily oil his fat greasy body up and have my dirty way with him.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #202 on: May 7, 2014, 10:12:30 pm »
Quote from: Fiasco on May  7, 2014, 10:09:38 pm
I will. I'll happily oil his fat greasy body up and have my dirty way with him.

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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #203 on: May 7, 2014, 10:14:24 pm »
Quote from: stoa on May  7, 2014, 10:09:12 pm
If they win on Sunday, I will never ever call him Fat Sam again...
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #204 on: May 7, 2014, 10:15:08 pm »
http://allardyceplz.ytmnd.com/

It's not like I've got this on a constant loop at the moment or anything.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #205 on: May 7, 2014, 10:16:39 pm »
Quote from: stoa on May  7, 2014, 10:09:12 pm
If they win on Sunday, I will never ever call him Fat Sam again...

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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #206 on: May 7, 2014, 10:16:40 pm »
Quote from: tubby on May  7, 2014, 10:15:08 pm
http://allardyceplz.ytmnd.com/

It's not like I've got this on a constant loop at the moment or anything.

This is magnificent.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #207 on: May 7, 2014, 10:18:58 pm »
West Ham beating City on Sunday is just going to be too much.

Fuck sake how am i going to watch both sky channels at the same time?! Gonna have to have a word with the bartender to fix the tv's up
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #208 on: May 7, 2014, 10:20:49 pm »
Quote from: stoa on May  7, 2014, 10:09:12 pm
If they win on Sunday, I will never ever call him Fat Sam again...
Sir sam if he pulls it off.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #209 on: May 7, 2014, 10:22:10 pm »
Quote from: tubby on May  7, 2014, 10:15:08 pm
http://allardyceplz.ytmnd.com/

It's not like I've got this on a constant loop at the moment or anything.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #210 on: May 7, 2014, 10:24:32 pm »
I wonder if Joe Cole can still hit them like he did against Sweden many moons ago. You're playing for your World Cup place here Joe don't let the owl down!
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #211 on: May 7, 2014, 10:24:51 pm »
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #212 on: May 7, 2014, 10:29:26 pm »
I can't believe it's all came down to Fat Sam.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #213 on: May 7, 2014, 10:32:04 pm »
Quote from: tubby on May  7, 2014, 10:15:08 pm
http://allardyceplz.ytmnd.com/

It's not like I've got this on a constant loop at the moment or anything.
Fantastic :lmao :lmao
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #214 on: May 7, 2014, 10:32:10 pm »
I will gladly offer sexual favours to Mr Allardici if he can help us out on Sunday. Don't let me down Sam.

EDIT - on second thoughts, the whole West Ham team can line up, I'm not proud.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #215 on: May 7, 2014, 10:35:12 pm »
Come on Big Sam, do it the Gangnam way

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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #216 on: May 7, 2014, 10:37:37 pm »
Quote from: Frisbee Nick on May  7, 2014, 10:12:30 pm
Back of the queue Sunny Jim.

OMG how many of you are offering this?  :o
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #217 on: May 7, 2014, 10:38:07 pm »
Quote from: tubby on May  7, 2014, 10:15:08 pm
http://allardyceplz.ytmnd.com/

It's not like I've got this on a constant loop at the moment or anything.

hahahahaha!  :lmao :lmao :lmao
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #218 on: May 7, 2014, 10:38:39 pm »
Quote from: jillc on May  7, 2014, 10:37:37 pm
OMG how many of you are offering this?  :o

I'm just queueing up for a sniff of his majestic armpits. Anything else is a bonus.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #219 on: May 7, 2014, 10:39:51 pm »
Quote from: Frisbee Nick on May  7, 2014, 10:38:39 pm
I'm just queueing up for a sniff of his majestic armpits. Anything else is a bonus.

Aaaaaargh   :lmao
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #220 on: May 7, 2014, 10:40:34 pm »
Quote from: Frisbee Nick on May  7, 2014, 10:38:39 pm
I'm just queueing up for a sniff of his majestic armpits. Anything else is a bonus.

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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #221 on: May 7, 2014, 10:46:04 pm »
Tweet sent to notBigSam, the big beaut will get the job done for us! He will deliver!
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #222 on: May 7, 2014, 10:49:03 pm »
Quote from: Frisbee Nick on May  7, 2014, 10:38:39 pm
I'm just queueing up for a lick of his majestic armpits. Anything else is a bonus.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #223 on: May 7, 2014, 10:52:06 pm »
Big Sam up against the behemoths of football was script the big man himself would have written. You watch them tear into the Manchester City
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #224 on: May 7, 2014, 10:57:51 pm »
Quote from: John C on May  7, 2014, 10:20:54 pm
For the next few days he's now known affectionately as Nice Sam.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #225 on: May 7, 2014, 11:03:33 pm »
Quote from: Y2J on May  7, 2014, 10:35:12 pm
Come on Big Sam, do it the Gangnam way

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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #226 on: May 7, 2014, 11:10:02 pm »



A win against City on Sunday? NO WAY!

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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #227 on: May 7, 2014, 11:24:31 pm »
He's thoughtfully & strategically planning Pellegrini's downfall here before his gets disturbed.


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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #228 on: May 8, 2014, 12:46:49 am »
In one game Sam Allardyce can become the manager who wins the league for Liverpool. Thats quite something to put on his CV.

On the flip side, I think this is something Brendan has been planning for for a very long time now. He obviously had the foresight to strengthen West Ham by giving them Andy Carroll, Downing, and Joe Cole. Hopefully his calculation proves to be correct!
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #229 on: May 8, 2014, 02:46:58 am »
He will become a Liverpool legend, revered as such. I will actually follow the rest if his career wishing him every success.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #230 on: May 8, 2014, 07:05:49 pm »
Quote from: Y2J on May  7, 2014, 10:35:12 pm
Come on Big Sam, do it the Gangnam way

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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #231 on: May 8, 2014, 07:17:01 pm »
Quote from: tubby on May  7, 2014, 10:15:08 pm
http://allardyceplz.ytmnd.com/

It's not like I've got this on a constant loop at the moment or anything.

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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #232 on: May 9, 2014, 11:23:05 am »
Fat Big Sam is ready.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #233 on: May 9, 2014, 11:32:36 am »
Come on Sam, do it for the Liverpool fans but also your close friends Simon Weston and Stephen Hawking.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #234 on: May 9, 2014, 11:34:28 am »
Banner on the Kop for Sam if he wins us the league
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #236 on: May 9, 2014, 11:55:46 am »
"We know we're in the Premier League next year, let's go and try to spoil Manchester City's party," added Allardyce.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #237 on: May 9, 2014, 12:40:31 pm »
Allardyce: "I think everybody would like to see Liverpool win it. From a personal point of view I’d like to see Steven Gerrard win it."
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #238 on: May 9, 2014, 12:45:34 pm »
Fuck me, he actually said those, haha
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #239 on: May 9, 2014, 12:45:46 pm »
Quote from: Crosby Wych on May  9, 2014, 12:40:31 pm
Allardyce: "I think everybody would like to see Liverpool win it. From a personal point of view I’d like to see Steven Gerrard win it."

Always loved Big Sam, me.  :-*
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