Topic: Things that wind you up irrationally...

[stevedo]

Was having a wank earlier and at the moment of climax when I opened my eyes who do I see on the telly, but worzel cockchops Justin Lee Collins, needless to say it ruined an otherwise perfectly good orgasm.

That's the wrong porn you're watching.

Does my head in when walking in/out of places with people smoking right by the door.

Especially when its Arrowe Park Hospital and they're lighting up in their pyjamas and dressing gown.

[lauz]

25 quid a week is about right for someone that is earning 220 quid a month or thereabouts. Don't blame the CSA. Blame the mp's who decide on legislation. Pm me if you want any advice. I work there. May not reply until tomorrow

He's on about 5 times as much as that.... 

If he hasn't got the money he hasn't got the money he can pay doube next month as far as I'm concerned.

[Mouth]

He's on about 5 times as much as that.... 

If he hasn't got the money he hasn't got the money he can pay doube next month as far as I'm concerned.

Might be worth getting some kind of legal commitment now, he has another bird and might end up with another kid.

[lauz]

Might be worth getting some kind of legal commitment now, he has another bird and might end up with another kid.

I'm actually considering it.

[Anywhichwayucan]

Not knowing who has been banned.

[rowan_d]

Tom Waits' voice

[KERRYKOP]

Tom Waits' voice

Hey now, no need for that.

[Sr Harvest Fiields]

Same could be said about alcohol, not only fucks the drinker up but flares up his violent tendencies and takes it out on fellow citizens and public installations and nobody talks about illegalizing alcohol do they?

Blase comment based on fuck all. You do know not everyone gets violent etc on Alcohol.

[Enemy]

Th misuse of the word decimated (this one definitely fulfills the thread brief). I've actually had arguments about it when someones used it in the wrong context. The argument brought forth to me was 'yes but the general usage now is to mean massive destruction' to which I ALWAYS reply 'I don't give a flying fuck what idiots who have no idea of the meaning say, it does not mean massive destruction and I am fed up of people like you bastardising that word and the bloody English language'.

Very precious about that word.

[Enemy]

Enemy the fucking antagonistic, crap argumentative fucker. Its worse than my daughter. If she says the sky is black then its black. Fuck real life.

I won't apologise for being right, ya hear??

Also the sky would be fairly black at night, but as black is not a colour that would be an inaccurate description.

[Sr Harvest Fiields]

I didnt say black was a colour did i? You just refuse to see anyones point other than your own and stamp your feet like a kid that needs a smack if someone has different ideas to you.

[Enemy]

No dear, that would be you. The problem with being anti-abortion is that you think nobody should have any choices and should abide by your personal idea. People who believe in abortion aren't saying everyone should abort every child, they're saying everyone can have their own choice and personal way of doing things.

That is all.

[bogrollsbike]

The audience cheering on chatshows for no reason.The presenter might say"I bought an onion"or "I took the dog for a walk"and the audience goes fuckin crazy.And theres always one audince member that shouts "aooooow!"Seems to be mostly on american tv shows.

[Enemy]

The audience cheering on chatshows for no reason.The presenter might say"I bought an onion"or "I took the dog for a walk"and the audience goes fuckin crazy.And theres always one audince member that shouts "aooooow!"Seems to be mostly on american tv shows.

Think the producers get lackys to hold up signs saying 'APPLAUD' to be fair. Very staged.

[J-Mc-]

The massive WUMs that come out of their hiding places when we get beat!

Think the producers get lackys to hold up signs saying 'APPLAUD' to be fair. Very staged.

Aye they do on some shows, big sign lights up above te set, with 'applaud' 'awww' and 'shock' on it according to a mate who went to see oprah years ago.

[Elzar]

People being negative about themselves.

Hate it.

I hate that I hate it so much to be honest. Makes me seem like a bit of a bellend.

[libby_lfc]

When I'm driving and I let someone in front of me, or I let them go past if there's no room for both, and I don't get a wave! Drives me bonkers!

[Enemy]

When I'm driving and I let someone in front of me, or I let them go past if there's no room for both, and I don't get a wave! Drives me bonkers!

I don't do taxi drivers favours for this exact reason. They never say thanks.

[libby_lfc]

I can't stand it! I didn't have to be nice, give me a bit of recognition! haha

[JavierMascherano20]

I always walk and read.

Multi-tasking!

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had to cram for English before an exam. It's pretty easy, really. There's such a thing as peripheral vision.

Do they sell that on eBay?

[JavierMascherano20]

When some chav in his jogging bottoms throws a can of Dr. Pepper at a bin, misses and doesn’t pick it up.

[LiverLuke]

just saw this on facebook..

COURT ORDER ! ! ! You are accused of crawling into my heart. Hijacking my smiles with your awesomeness
How do you plead ?
Guilty ? You are sentenced to be my friend for life ! No bail ! Copy and paste to all your friends including me if you get 3 back you friendship is worth keeping . . ! ! X X X X X

[Maggie May]

Th misuse of the word decimated (this one definitely fulfills the thread brief). I've actually had arguments about it when someones used it in the wrong context. The argument brought forth to me was 'yes but the general usage now is to mean massive destruction' to which I ALWAYS reply 'I don't give a flying fuck what idiots who have no idea of the meaning say, it does not mean massive destruction and I am fed up of people like you bastardising that word and the bloody English language'.

Very precious about that word.

Keep a tally of people who annoy you accordingly and severely twat the tenth.   

[rowan_d]

People who get wound up when language evolves

[Enemy]

Keep a tally of people who annoy you accordingly and severely twat the tenth.

What a fantastic idea. If the tenth is a big, hard scary c*nt can I go back to the ninth or skip the eleventh?

[Enemy]

People who get wound up when language evolves

FUCK OFF DOES IT EVOLVE

IT'S BEEN TAKEN OVEN BY MONKEYS WITH MOUTHS. 

 

[Maggie May]

What a fantastic idea. If the tenth is a big, hard scary c*nt can I go back to the ninth or skip the eleventh?

Oh yeah.  No sense in getting decimated.   

[Enemy]

Oh yeah.  No sense in getting decimated.   

Wouldn't be so bad, I doubt I need more than 90% of my working body. 

[KERRYKOP]

Walkers Mystery Flavours, I decide what flavour of crisp I eat you dickheads.

[Matt8Pie]

just saw this on facebook..

COURT ORDER ! ! ! You are accused of crawling into my heart. Hijacking my smiles with your awesomeness
How do you plead ?
Guilty ? You are sentenced to be my friend for life ! No bail ! Copy and paste to all your friends including me if you get 3 back you friendship is worth keeping . . ! ! X X X X X

I'd quite like an Eileen rant to go with this.

[BRdispatch05]

I had this afternoon off and decided to go fishing at a river I love to go to. No one's usually there, and they definitely wouldn't be considering how cold it is right now, so I walk through freezing cold water for about a mile to get to my favorite spot, build a fire, set everything up, and expect the next four hours of sunlight to be relaxing, serene, and therapeutic. It was, besides some animal on the other side of the river shuffling around for the entire time. I spent the majority of my relaxing afternoon trying to spot some invisible animal that was trolling me. Every minute or so it would take two or three steps, just enough where I couldn't locate the sound, and I swear it only did it when I was looking away.

  Otherwise, it was nice to be on the river again

[stevedo]

I'd quite like an Eileen rant to go with this.

Maybe that was from Eileens facebook?

[J-Mc-]

Maybe that was from Eileens facebook?

Hope Gobias sacked her off then.

[Groundskeeper Willie]

People who don´t know how to drive a car.

[Baz1LFC]

Lateness. Get a lift into work from a bird who lives by me. Going back to getting the train from now on, coupled with the fact she almost crashed twice today.

Also as well her weekend stories amaze me. She never does anything ordinary or normal. Always has to be dramatic she is full of sh*t. Hahaha and literally as I type this she has just e-mailed me saying " that was a quiet drive in this morning are you sure your ok"

Brilliant.

[Barneylfc]

People who don´t know how to drive a car.

Have you been able to drive from the day you were born or did you have to learn like the rest of us?

[Groundskeeper Willie]

Have you been able to drive from the day you were born or did you have to learn like the rest of us?

People who don´t have common sense when driving their cars then, you smart arse.

[Sr Harvest Fiields]

Weird dreams and what they make me do when i wake up. Or whats happening when i wake up. I dont mind but id like to fucking know i was doing it. Stupid body gets on my tits.

[libby_lfc]

 

People who don´t know how to drive a car.

This! Nearly got hit three times today. And people who can't indicate properly. Especially on roundabouts. If you're going straight through, only put your blinker on to exit! Not have it flashing right or left the whole way around! And if you're getting off, you indicate the way you're going, not the opposite direction. Arghhh, it's really not hard!

[Renato]

  This! Nearly got hit three times today. And people who can't indicate properly. Especially on roundabouts. If you're going straight through, only put your blinker on to exit! Not have it flashing right or left the whole way around! And if you're getting off, you indicate the way you're going, not the opposite direction. Arghhh, it's really not hard!

People who don't indicate.   I could write a novel. Absolute dickheads. Fuck them all.